little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Willard]

Had some workmen in today. One of them asked to use the loo then did a massive shit in our downstairs toilet. 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

Had some workmen in today. One of them asked to use the loo then did a massive shit in our downstairs toilet. 

 

Pics or GTFO.

[Creator Supreme]

6 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Had some workmen in today. One of them asked to use the loo then did a massive shit in our downstairs toilet. 

Needs to be on the Poosflash thread!

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

6 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Had some workmen in today. One of them asked to use the loo then did a massive shit in our downstairs toilet. 

At least they didn't just shit on the carpet.

[Furmedge]

Selling the house and people are trying to arrange viewings for Christmas Eve at 3pm.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Reminds me of a story in FHM years ago where a boiler repairman went to this giant country manor to fix the boiler and the super posh lady of the Manor came up to him while he was fixing the boiler and asked him if he'd like a cup of tea, he said yes and off she popped, thinking her gone he let out a giant fart only to hear a gasp, he looked around to see her disgusted face and in a moment of panic asked her "if the boiler ever made sounds like that"

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Delia Smith wouldn't let workmen shit in her house, so they had to install a portaloo. When they'd finished and took it away they found her missing cat underneath it, flat as a pancake.

 

The moral is, let a desperate man shit, or your cat might pay the price.

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Delia Smith wouldn't let workmen shit in her house, so they had to install a portaloo. When they'd finished and took it away they found her missing cat underneath it, flat as a pancake.

 

The moral is, let a desperate man shit, or your cat might pay the price.

 

"Come on, Where's your loooo???? Let's be avin' a poo" 

[Tony Moanero]

19 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Secret Santa. Put loads of thought into mine and got two shitty £1 home and bargain items in a clearly reused gift bag. Where'd the other £3 of the budget go you mingebag? 

I once received two identical Lynx gift sets. I left them at the Christmas party venue.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Delia Smith wouldn't let workmen shit in her house, so they had to install a portaloo. When they'd finished and took it away they found her missing cat underneath it, flat as a pancake.

 

The moral is, let a desperate man shit, or your cat might pay the price.

Not all bad then.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Being continually bought Gillette razors instead of just the blades, I absolutely guarantee I'll get another one this year to stick with the collection of razor handles.

[Strontium]

People leaning on bins. If there's a bin near a bus stop, odds are high you'll get some filthy beggar leaning on it and no doubt spreading germs to everyone and everything else they encounter. 

[Strontium]

Walking down stairs and your t-shirt or cardigan gets snagged on the newel of the banister. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just now, Strontium said:

Walking down stairs and your t-shirt or cardigan gets snagged on the newel of the banister. 

If you have something that can catch on something else it's guaranteed to happen. Wired earphones fuck me they are magnetically attracted to door handles, the amount of times I feel like I've been abruptly ripped from reality due to earphones catching is unreal.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Repped for the use of "newel".

 

(I had to look it up when I heard it in a HMHB song the other day.)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 21/12/2022 at 02:55, Tony Moanero said:

I once received two identical Lynx gift sets. I left them at the Christmas party venue.

Basically, your workmates think you stink.

[Harry's Lad]

41 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Basically, your workmates think you stink.

He would do if he used that shite.

[Bjornebye]

54 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

If you have something that can catch on something else it's guaranteed to happen. Wired earphones fuck me they are magnetically attracted to door handles, the amount of times I feel like I've been abruptly ripped from reality due to earphones catching is unreal.

 

The worst thing ever. I can't think of another circumstance where the switch between "shit yourself" to "anger" can happen so quickly. 

[Rico1304]

When you turn over and that stupid option to start watching the programme from the beginning pops up. Fuck off. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Or on the likes of amazon prime when you pause a programme and play it again and information about the cast stays up so you press the back button and it takes you back to the menu. I know you are supposed to leave it to go off on its own but it always catches me out.

[Bjornebye]

The you watch a top 30 greatest moments thing and you have absolute wtf commenting mid moment most must have been kids at the time. "you could just feel the emotion" it was Billy Connolly doing a scene in 1985 and you were in S Club 7 fuck off 

[Mook]

Having to wait 20 minutes for a page on here to load up because @Gnasher has filled every post with Tweets.

[Mudface]

36 minutes ago, Mook said:

Having to wait 20 minutes for a page on here to load up because @Gnasher has filled every post with Tweets.

 

Not sure if 'ignore' helps with loading speed, but at least you can avoid the drivel and spam. 

[Gnasher]

31 minutes ago, Mook said:

Having to wait 20 minutes for a page on here to load up because @Gnasher has filled every post with Tweets.

Oh here we go. Here's the last tweet I posted, revisited especially for you. 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Just now, Mudface said:

 

Not sure if 'ignore' helps with loading speed, but at least you can avoid the drivel and spam. 

Go fuck yourself.