little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Willard]

8 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

stupid shaped jars, so when you get to the bottom of the jar you cant get the contents out. 

 

can companies not put some R&D into the shape of their jars so half of the fucking peanut butter cant actually be eaten.

 

making my porridge this morning and i felt robbed that i couldnt get a good scoop of the salty goodness into my porridge. 

 

[Mike D]

They make the profit on the bit left in the jar.

[YorkshireRed]

Young girls offering to give up their seat on the Tube for me. I’m 49.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

Young girls offering to give up their seat on the Tube for me. I’m 49.

It's the smell. 

[Chocoholic]

People starting every sentence with "Yeah, no".  It's either yes, or no, it cannot be fucking both!

 

The other variation of this, is idiots supposedly agreeing to something by saying no, as in...

 

A: It's a really great song

 

B: No, it is.

 

Fuck off you thick cunts and speak properly!

 

I realise this may already have been covered, but not being a regular to this thread, I don't know if it has or not.

[johnsusername]

The neighbours over the road haven't brought their recycling bin in yet. It was emptied yesterday morning at 7am.

 

36 fucking hours. 

[John102]

2 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

The neighbours over the road haven't brought their recycling bin in yet. It was emptied yesterday morning at 7am.

 

36 fucking hours. 

I haven't brought mine in from last Wednesday yet.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

People starting every sentence with "Yeah, no".  It's either yes, or no, it cannot be fucking both!

 

The other variation of this, is idiots supposedly agreeing to something by saying no, as in...

 

A: It's a really great song

 

B: No, it is.

 

Fuck off you thick cunts and speak properly!

 

I realise this may already have been covered, but not being a regular to this thread, I don't know if it has or not.

No, yeah 

[johnsusername]

1 minute ago, John102 said:

I haven't brought mine in from last Wednesday yet.

Sickening. I'm going to post this in the Crime and Punishment thread. 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Chocoholic said:

People starting every sentence with "Yeah, no".  It's either yes, or no, it cannot be fucking both!

 

The other variation of this, is idiots supposedly agreeing to something by saying no, as in...

 

A: It's a really great song

 

B: No, it is.

 

Fuck off you thick cunts and speak properly!

 

I realise this may already have been covered, but not being a regular to this thread, I don't know if it has or not.

No it has

[John102]

Watching Masterchef now. Its the last 3 and they send them to a restaurant (3 star i grant you) to cook someone elses food. Whats the point. I can follow a recipe. 

 

They have Moncica and Greg going on about what a great dish it is, how clever it is. The chefs didnt design it. All they did was copy what the fella showed them.

 

Annoys the shit out of me.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, John102 said:

Watching Masterchef now. Its the last 3 and they send them to a restaurant (3 star i grant you) to cook someone elses food. Whats the point. I can follow a recipe. 

 

They have Moncica and Greg going on about what a great dish it is, how clever it is. The chefs didnt design it. All they did was copy what the fella showed them.

 

Annoys the shit out of me.

I feel you might be missing the point a little. 

[John102]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I feel you might be missing the point a little. 

Youll be missing teeth if you pipe up again you little scrote.

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, John102 said:

Youll be missing teeth if you pipe up again you little scrote.

And end up looking like you? I'll keep my mouth shut and make sure the glass of water next to my bed is only for drinking and not dumping my fake gnashers in you gummy twat. 

[John102]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

And end up looking like you? I'll keep my mouth shut and make sure the glass of water next to my bed is only for drinking and not dumping my fake gnashers in you gummy twat. 

Everyone reckons Strontium Dog is sounder than you. 

[General Dryness]

3 minutes ago, John102 said:

Everyone reckons Strontium Dog is sounder than you. 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, John102 said:

Everyone reckons Strontium Dog is sounder than you. 

Everyone knows Monica Galetti's got a bigger dick than you 

[John102]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Everyone knows Monica Galetti's got a bigger dick than you 

You pay taxi drivers the exact fare, you scruffy wool cunt.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, John102 said:

You pay taxi drivers the exact fare, you scruffy wool cunt.

You don't know the difference between an eggplant and a turnip you fucking blocked drain 

[Captain Turdseye]

[John102]

Fat Eggplant

[John102]

Fat Turnip

[Bjornebye]

[Bjornebye]

Harsh on Phil that 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuck sake. I was gonna go to bed.