little things that annoy the shit out of you

[General Dryness]

Hudu You Do Voodoo.

 

Trumo You Know Poo Flow

[General Dryness]

Sounds fun

 

 

Stringys house, most Saturday nights.

[Rico1304]

This cunt of a woman on Popmaster. She was fucking rubbish and then spent 10 mins saying hello to everyone she's ever met.

[Jairzinho]

Starting to have a piss and then realising you need a shit...in the toilets at a bar...where there isn't any bog roll.

[Remmie]

Starting to have a piss and then realising you need a shit...in the toilets at a bar...where there isn't any bog roll.

I'm reading this having a plop at home and we've run out of bog roll. I'm a bit more fortunate though as I have the choice of wet wipes or using the power jet function on my shower

[Tony Moanero]

People still use toilet paper?

 

Animals.

 

Wet wipes > toilet paper

[Jairzinho]

I'm reading this having a plop at home and we've run out of bog roll. I'm a bit more fortunate though as I have the choice of wet wipes or using the power jet function on my shower

 

This happened last Saturday. Fucked off to the next bar on my own to find a bog, they didn't have any bog roll either. Third bar I just swiped a load of those shit little paper napkins they have. Thankfully they actually had some bog roll anyway, so I wasn't reduced to simply smearing the shit everywhere.

 

Everyone I was out with thought I'd fucked off home.

[Jairzinho]

People still use toilet paper?

 

Animals.

 

Wet wipes > toilet paper

 

Apparently they don't use either in Spain. 

 

Was tempted to stick my arse in the sink.

[Remmie]

The best solution is in South East Asia, their bogs come equipped with a bum gun so you just power jet your skids away and pat your starfish dry. Still waiting on the three shells from demolition man though

[Trumo]

The best solution is in South East Asia, their bogs come equipped with a bum gun so you just power jet your skids away and pat your starfish dry. Still waiting on the three shells from demolition man though

 

They had those everywhere in Dubai. The bum guns, not the three shells.

[Rushies tash]

People still use toilet paper?

Animals.

Wet wipes > toilet paper

Wet wipes don't break down like paper though mate, so unless you bin them like in Greece, you're going to clog your toilet up.

[cloggypop]

You stick them in a milk bottle and chuck them in the woods.

[Tony Moanero]

Wet wipes don't break down like paper though mate, so unless you bin them like in Greece, you're going to clog your toilet up.

I haven't used toilet paper for about a decade. I just lash my used wet wipes in the wheelie bin.

[Elite]

I haven't used toilet paper for about a decade. I just lash my used wet wipes in the wheelie bin.

I feel sorry for the poor cunts who empty your bin.

[Bjornebye]

I haven't used toilet paper for about a decade. I just lash my used wet wipes in the wheelie bin.

Grim that. Just get some quilted toilet paper and save yourself the hassle of walking through your house with shit in your hand

[Tony Moanero]

Grim that. Just get some quilted toilet paper and save yourself the hassle of walking through your house with shit in your hand

Nah, wet wipes are much easier on the arse than paper. I just lash the wipes in a bag, then throw the lot in the wheelie bin.

[Anny Road]

Just been offered a job. Involves working with top marques car manufactures. Decent money and conditions. All lined up to except.

Then learned company car is a Kia Ceed or a Seat something or other, asked for a better car and they have refused. Fucking bollocks.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

[Anny Road]

Fuck kia My last job was Audi or BMW, KIA can suck my balls.

[Trumo]

Fuck kia My last job was Audi or BMW, KIA can suck my balls.

 

Kia Oral.

[Anny Road]

[Alan Sex]

Nah, wet wipes are much easier on the arse than paper. I just lash the wipes in a bag, then throw the lot in the wheelie bin.

As long as you pull your trousers up when you get back in.

 

That's a long way to waddle.

[Trumo]

As long as you pull your trousers up when you get back in.

 

That's a long way to waddle.

 

He(th) he(th) he(th)!

[Furmedge]

My lad went flying in town today and has a big cog on his forehead. My missus phones me in work upset and asking if he needs to go the walk in, so I finish work (I work flexi) and tell her I'll take him and she can stay home with the youngest. Gets the walk in at 5pm and seen by triage by 5.10pm. Sound, I thought, this will be done in no time. The triage nurse says she reckons he's okay, just a big lump and she'd be happy sending him home after she does a couple of checks. She's still happy after them but says she'll take a second opinion and ask us to stick around to see someone.

 

7.20pm. Two hours after we were seen, we get a shout to go through. Who's sat in the room? Yep, the same triage nurse and she's the one doing the appointment. She's doing her own second opinion! And within 20 seconds says we can go home.

 

I bet they were fucking pissing themselves when we left the room.

[Elite]

My lad went flying in town today and has a big cog on his forehead. My missus phones me in work upset and asking if he needs to go the walk in, so I finish work (I work flexi) and tell her I'll take him and she can stay home with the youngest. Gets the walk in at 5pm and seen by triage by 5.10pm. Sound, I thought, this will be done in no time. The triage nurse says she reckons he's okay, just a big lump and she'd be happy sending him home after she does a couple of checks. She's still happy after them but says she'll take a second opinion and ask us to stick around to see someone.

 

7.20pm. Two hours after we were seen, we get a shout to go through. Who's sat in the room? Yep, the same triage nurse and she's the one doing the appointment. She's doing her own second opinion! And within 20 seconds says we can go home.

 

I bet they were fucking pissing themselves when we left the room.

Maybe shes schizophrenic?