Other football

[Jairzinho]

Just put it in the net you shit fucking cunts.

[Johnny Cougar]

Turned into a cracking second half this.

[Major Tom]

You're in Swansea you stupid cunt, not Zulu.

 

The "Zulu" are a people. It's not a place. The only way he could be "in Zulu" is if he was shagging one.

 

"Kwa-Zulu" used to exist, but doesn't any more.

 

And so ends today's lesson.

[Redder Lurtz]

The "Zulu" are a people. It's not a place. The only way he could be "in Zulu" is if he was shagging one.

 

"Kwa-Zulu" used to exist, but doesn't any more.

 

And so ends today's lesson.

 

It's also the name of a film. It was a play on words you thick cunt.

 

And so ends today's lesson.

[Major Tom]

It's also the name of a film. It was a play on words you thick cunt.

 

 

Yeah, thick. You got me.

[A_S]

What's this about Modric wanting out of Spain after being voted worst La Liga signing this season? Has he been that bad or just a typical, expensive benchwarmer?

[fowler9]

What's this about Modric wanting out of Spain after being voted worst La Liga signing this season? Has he been that bad or just a typical, expensive benchwarmer?

 

not seen all that much of Madrid this season but I've always found him a little overrated and didn't think Madrid needed him at all, of course he is still a good player but not this class act he is made out to be

[sir roger]

Turned into a cracking second half this.

 

Arsenal seem to be teasing me a bit lately. Have given up on their last 2 televised games at half-time & missed 12 goals in the process.

[marco10]

Just a heads up if you need a bit of a football fix my wee local team play live on Sky Sports 1 tonight at 7:30, Cliftonville v Glentoran.

 

(Please note that this is semi professional football !!!)

[Jairzinho]

Fifa team of the year.

 

•Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)

•Dani Alves (Barcelona)

•Gerard Pique (Barcelona)

•Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)

•Marcelo (Real Madrid)

•Andres Iniesta (Barcelona)

•Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid)

•Xavi (Barcelona)

•Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)

•Radamel Falcao (Atletico Madrid)

•Lionel Messi (Barcelona

[Manny]

Just a heads up if you need a bit of a football fix my wee local team play live on Sky Sports 1 tonight at 7:30' date=' Cliftonville v Glentoran.

 

(Please note that this is semi professional football !!!)[/quote']

 

On a related note, the wee local team from where I was born are playing tonight, Everton: they're playing Cheltenham I believe.

 

Couldn't resist...

[Strontium]

Fifa team of the year.

 

•Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)

•Dani Alves (Barcelona)

•Gerard Pique (Barcelona)

•Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)

•Marcelo (Real Madrid)

•Andres Iniesta (Barcelona)

•Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid)

•Xavi (Barcelona)

•Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)

•Radamel Falcao (Atletico Madrid)

•Lionel Messi (Barcelona

 

 

Good to see the European Cup winners represented so stron... oh wait.

 

Ridiculous. Halfway surprised they didn't put Robert Carlos in at left-back.

[Jairzinho]

And where the fuck is Pirlo?

[marco10]

On a related note, the wee local team from where I was born are playing tonight, Everton: they're playing Cheltenham I believe.

 

Couldn't resist...

 

Haha very good sir !

[Red Banjo]

Bradford 1-0 Aston Villa.

 

They really are just utter shite.

[Bjornebye]

fucking gutted, got a 5 way acca goin, had everton, hamburg who both won yesterday. got villa lazio and valencia tonight, worth 384 quid . fucking brummy cunts

[magicrat]

Bradford 1-0 Aston Villa.

 

They really are just utter shite.

 

I couldn't give a fuck about the result . Praying Webb gets clattered

[loadsoftrophies]

Michael Owen tweeted during the game "Bradford are on fire!"

[jamespp]

Does he ever use that idiom? It's more american isn't it, bit sus

[dave u]

Come on now, there's no way he meant that to be in any way offensive. Let's not start with those accusations.

[Dr Nowt]

Michael Owen tweeted during the game "Bradford are on fire!"

 

Bradford should have tweeted back "Owen * hamstrung * by being the human equivalent of Starbucks; bland, too expensive for what it is and mercenary".

[Gym Beglin]

Michael Owen tweeted during the game "Bradford are on fire!"

 

That's a bit near the fucking knuckle.

Would you give someone the benefit of the doubt if they said "crushing win at Hillsborough"?

[2pak]

Some finisher that Michu is.

[Red Banjo]

He's awesome.

 

32 goals in the last season and a half

[2pak]

He's awesome.

 

32 goals in the last season and a half

 

Impressive. If he continues this form Swansea will be sitting on a pot of gold this summer.