Issue 76 Captions....

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Issue 76 Captions

[Seanleonardart]

 

Terry - I am somebody who can control the mind of the people around me...like one time Carlo's wife walked into the dressing rooms, and i think to myself, i'd like to see her naked !!

 

So all her clothes fall off.............and even before she can get her nickers on.....Ive seen everything !!

[rondeco]

 

RH: (Thinks to himself) That ball is way to close to the ground!!'

MMC: (Thinks to himself) That ball is way to close to the ground!!'

[The Special One]

 

I'm sure you lads think it's funny but I'm just gonna sit and enjoy this picture.

[rondeco]

 

I'm sure you lads think it's funny but I'm just gonna sit and enjoy this picture.

 

I never thought I'd look at a picture full of tits and not enjoy it..

[Jim MM]

"..so then 'e says to me 'ow come we've bin so shit?' and I says ' I dunno Roman, 'ow bout buying someone Spanish. World Cup, Barcelona, Portugeezer, they're alright. Tell you what, get two while your at it' and 'e says 'yeah, alright'"

[Acid]

FT: Alright mate, good luck today.

MS: Err, yea, thanks

 

MS: I think he suspects me, it'll have to be you.

[Acid]

GG: Ay Arry! Ima only choking this prick, because I cannot geta my hand around your fat necka!

[The Golden Eel]

 

It was at this point that Joe Jordan first feared for his arsehole.

[Acid]

RH: So Im thinking about taking you on holiday. Its a new thing I'm trying, where I take one player from my club abroad. Look, its already booked, 3 weeks in Barbados.

 

DK: Its a letter from Carra. He's coming home early. He said Roy won't stop telling people about his 35 years experience!

 

Press out of shot: So Kenny, following from Roys method of taking a player on holiday, who's it going to be?

KD: I cannae argue with the big fella can I?

LS: What did he say boss?

 

KD: That was some trip eh? Remember that big when the police showed up, and we had to hide in the girls toilets?

 

AC: I didn't know you liked Boyzone too boss, that was a great surprise, turning up at my door half an hour before the show starts. Are you sure Marina didn't mind me having her ticket?

 

KD: When did Geordies start drinking like us scots? I need more sleep.

 

AC: And we went windsurfing in Cornwall! That was just a weekend getaway though.

 

DA: *mutters under breath about Carroll and Dalglish*

AC: Guys? Pass to me?

 

JT: Yea, I fink its a great idea. Itll really let the manager bond with the players.

 

CA: John said yes, we're going to Florida.

 

JT: I've already rung Mrs Torres to see if she'll need any company while Fernando's away. And Mrs Ancelotti.

 

CA: Wait, what?

[melons]

 

Chelsea fans asking Torres how tight his arse is in preparation for the rent boy position.

[Randy Marsh]

 

"I have 3 smints left, would you like one?"

[Trumo]

 

Ancelotti looked on as it became clear his captain was attempting to lead another mutiny against an Italian boss by mouthing off to the press and squealing to the owner.

[Trumo]

 

Stamford Bridge 2011: The return of the shitcoat.

[Trumo]

 

Mama Ancelotti checking that The Kid's ears are clean.

[shapa]

 

MS: Fu..c ehm. Good luck.

 

 

DA: So, did you tell him to fuck of?

MS: No, I chicken out.

DA: Ok, I should just plant my elbow in his face then.

[Trumo]

 

Gattuso: I thought-a you were great in-a Bad Santa. Can I have-a your autograph?

'Arry: Will cost ya a monkey son.

[shapa]

edit: chickened

[JohnnyH]

 

MS - "I must break you".

 

 

 

 

RH - What? So you get 3 points for winning an away game? Really?

 

 

 

 

DK: Its from Nando. He says he's sorry and can he come back?

 

 

 

 

AC - Ha ha, he looks like a girl from behind with that ponytail. Wait a minute.....

 

 

 

 

CA - Don't worry, it's just the last part of the medical. It's called your prostate and I have to check it. One finger or two?

 

 

 

 

CA - Hang on, from this angle you look just like that fella I dreamt I saw sneaking out of my closet last night. Well, the wife said it was a dream.....

[Trumo]

 

Genco Pura would do anything to help boost sales.

[Trumo]

 

Chelsea fans teaching Torres about their club culture.

[Trumo]

 

KD: Here Dirk, have a read of this.

DK: (reading) "Dear King Kenny, please can you fix it so that I can get a Capuchin as a pet. Yours, Si."

[Trumo]

 

The Replacement Killers.

[dirty_sanchez]

 

The cockney accent often lead Chelsea supporters to use "ke" instead of "cu"

[dirty_sanchez]

 

AC: 'Kinell Dan pet. You stand up and step forward ON THE KEY CHANGE. It's not difficult. They do it in EVERY song.