Quite simple, Yes or no.

[Fowlers God]

Shitting at work?

[Elmyn Noos]

I don't get it. Are you asking if we would have a shit whilst at work? Surely it would impossible not to if you work full-time, and why wouldn't you anyway? Some birds I know are a bit weird about it, but birds are weird fuckers anyway. I can't see how a bloke would have an issue with it. I can and do shit anywhere. When I gotta go, I gotta go.

[Nomad]

Nothing like a shit in work to waste a good 10 mins. also great when your washing you hands and somebody walks in the cubical you have just been in and walks right back out quoting 'Fucking hell'.

[lifetime fan]

I make it part of my morning routine.

 

I get pissed off when I'm sat at home on the throne curling one out either reading a book or playing poker on my phone and not getting paid for it.

[RedinSweden]

You get paid! A rough calculation tells me that a 15 minute session on the bog will give me 7 quid. How can you not want to be paid to shite?

[Fowlers God]

I don't get it. Are you asking if we would have a shit whilst at work? Surely it would impossible not to if you work full-time, and why wouldn't you anyway? Some birds I know are a bit weird about it, but birds are weird fuckers anyway. I can't see how a bloke would have an issue with it. I can and do shit anywhere. When I gotta go, I gotta go.

 

Basicly I have just come out of the shitter at work- all suited and booted, when a warehouse operative (and I have nothing against these types of people as I was once one of these along time ago) all yellowed toothed, stinking of Fridays sweat still and picking his nose said " how the fuck can you do that at work? I have to go home to do that."

 

To which I said- "grow a pair".

[lifetime fan]

You get paid! A rough calculation tells me that a 15 minute session on the bog will give me 7 quid. How can you not want to be paid to shite?

 

I reckon my record is nearly £30 for a shit. Granted my IBS was fucking terrible at the time and I had got pissed on Kingfisher the night before with a curry.

 

What I can't understand is why anyone wouldn't want to get paid to shit?

[Elmyn Noos]

Basicly I have just come out of the shitter at work- all suited and booted, when a warehouse operative (and I have nothing against these types of people as I was once one of these along time ago) all yellowed toothed, stinking of Fridays sweat still and picking his nose said " how the fuck can you do that at work? I have to go home to do that."

 

To which I said- "grow a pair".

 

Eurgh. Poor people make me feel a bit sick. I'd have said " Well, it makes sense, if you live in a toilet."

[odris]

Always. Plus it's a good time to check my emails and Twitter, always use the disabled one though as it's cleaner.

[AVEEZ]

I see no reason why not, providing the toilet is clean and a landing strip is used I have no problem with it!

 

Unlike you chaps, I dont have a routine as such, but when a gals gotta go, a gals gotta go! I'd rather drop the kids off, than sit at my desk all day thinking I'm going to shit myself!

[lifetime fan]

I see no reason why not, providing the toilet is clean and a landing strip is used I have no problem with it!

 

Unlike you chaps, I dont have a routine as such, but when a gals gotta go, a gals gotta go! I'd rather drop the kids off, than sit at my desk all day thinking I'm going to shit myself!

 

My bird is the opposite. She suffers from SPS (shy poo syndrome) and is fucking fruit job. We'll go round her parents for a meal and she'll refuse to have a dump because it's 'not comfortable'.

 

She shitted in that house for 20 years for fucks sake.

[Chinandeler Bong]

Defo, use the Disabled ones , much nicer and no piss drizzle on the seats :( Fuckin hate that.

 

Cant beat a nice hairy thud!!!

[Reacher]

Everyday for me, I'm annoyed if I have to shit in my own time, I mean why would you want to. Unless.

 

One of the lads at our council offices thinks there are a few birds in the building that are stuck up so he used to come In half an hour early to curl one out in their toilets. Proper rancid things. It gets better after the women had had enough there was a notice that went up informing everyone that the sick bastard had put toilet paper in the bowl first so his turd would sit proud of the water. Needless to say the women weren't chuffed. Sick bastard.

[Chinandeler Bong]

Oh and you have to lay down some toilet roll first - splash management !

[Elmyn Noos]

Oh and you have to lay down some toilet roll first - splash management !

 

Not for me thanks. I go for the poor man's bidet. A few splashes on the hoop makes for a cleaner sweep.

[Cortinaman666]

It's a must on 12 hour shifts. We have motion sensitive lights in the bogs that go off after 15 minutes of no movement (physical, not bowel) you can't beat sitting in the dark having crimped one out and trying to get three stars on Angry Birds

[odris]

It's a must on 12 hour shifts. We have motion sensitive lights in the bogs that go off after 15 minutes of no movement (physical, not bowel) you can't beat sitting in the dark having crimped one out and trying to get three stars on Angry Birds

 

A man after my own heart, even if I have finished I stay there until I 3 star the level I want to.

[RedinSweden]

There is something very pleasant about the splash on your hoop.

[Antynwa]

Yes, but rarely.

 

I do enjoy the feeling of driving home knowing full well when I get in, I'm going for a proper shit.

[Fowlers God]

Not for me thanks. I go for the poor man's bidet. A few splashes on the hoop makes for a cleaner sweep.

 

Noo's is a man that speaks much sense! He is in the knowledge!

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm the first person to say no. I think it stems from a time in school when I had one of them moments where its a race to the toilet. Got there just in time, only to realise afterwards that there was no bog roll. Had to use nearly all of my maths book as that was an explosive shit.

[Chinandeler Bong]

Not for me thanks. I go for the poor man's bidet. A few splashes on the hoop makes for a cleaner sweep.

 

Fair do's. Im feeling a bit crazy today so when I need to go Im gonna give it a go, I will report back.

[Elysian Red]

I'd rather fart all the way up on the bus and get to work just in time than have to curl one out in my own bog in the morning.*

 

* my bog is clean

[She Knows It]

We've done this thread about 4 times now, but I'll say it again. Just can't do it. I can't poo unless I'm naked.

[Nomad]

We've done this thread about 4 times now, but I'll say it again. Just can't do it. I can't poo unless I'm naked on a coffe table.

 

Thats sick