New Torres Songs for Chelsea

[ReddOrDedd]

After Luis scores the winner

 

You can shove yer Judas Torres up yer arse

You can shove yer Judas Torres up yer arse

You can shove yer Judas Torres

Coz we've got Luis Suarez

You can shove yer Judas Torres up yer arse

 

Yeah, obviously none of the others (including mine) deserve to be sung at the game, but this one probably does.

[dou9thekopite]

Ah it cud be fun to sing a new version of torres song, especially including jt doing his wife. That might get to him that his once worshipping fans are singing this and get him well riled and then bookings may ensue with ease :)

[johnno]

We brought you to ours

We gave you five stars

You fucked off to chelsea

Now watch you girls arse.

 

How about this to the tune of john terrys ma she loves th scouse cock,

[Unrighteous]

FERNANDOS PROVED HES NOT A RED TORRES TORRES

THE MONEYS GONE STRAIGHT TO YOUR HEAD TORRES TORRES

GO TO CHELSEA AND RUIN YOUR LIFE

I HOPE JOHN TERRY FUCKS YOUR WIFE

FERNANDO TORRES JUDAS IN DISGUISE

 

Surprisingly good, that.

[goatboy59]

Regarding Usher's tweet

 

Anyone using the word Ladyboy should be ashamed of themselves.

 

He's going to take terrible abuse anyway, but there's a line you don't cross.

 

The day we take our lead from fucking Evertonians is the day we should pack it in.

 

'Please don't take our Luis away' is perfectly serviceable.

[goatboy59]

ps

 

Everyone's "continental" aren't they?

 

Even if it's on the other side of the world ;)

[goatboy59]

pps

 

On a thread about Torres' defection, looks to left and sees Amazon ad for Chelsea's double dvd!

 

Get ordering Nando, you twat. Bone up on their istereeee...