What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[cloggypop]

Even if he is right about the beans. 

[Curly]

On 25/03/2024 at 20:50, TheBitch said:

The Copper Still. Edinburgh. £14. 
 

It was tremendous, got a bonus black pudding from Mrs TheBitch plate but the green shit was totally unnecessary. 
 

Lots looks good about this, but a seeded batch as the toast CAN FUCK OFF!

[Curly]

On 23/03/2024 at 14:12, Captain Willard said:

Today’s breakfast. No beans. 

So close to being good, but it looks fucking horrible. Decent looking sausages either half cooked or wrinkled like under a heat lamp. 
 

BROWN TOAST CAN FUCK OFF.

 

Spaffy egg.

 

Bacon looks good though.

[Curly]

On 24/03/2024 at 10:20, Barrington Womble said:

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

It was good of them to suck the yoke out of the egg before serving it to you

[Curly]

On 25/03/2024 at 13:52, Spy Bee said:

This was every fucking bit as bad as it looks!

That looks like it was delivered, which shows how shite it must be if it wasn’t.

[Bjornebye]

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

[Captain Willard]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

Oh my. That piss tea. Those sausages, the avocado on toast. At least there’s no beans. 

[Captain Willard]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

Oh my. That piss tea. Those sausages, the avocado on toast. At least there’s no beans. 

[TheHowieLama]

Assuming that is a mimosa and a bloody marie.

 

A consolation of sorts. The bacon looks AI, too pink and the texture looks like it was stamped onto it, or that was just wear the fella stepped on it.

The sausage shedding it's skin is a nice touch though.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Oh my. That piss tea. Those sausages, the avocado on toast. At least there’s no beans. 

Its green tea 

 

17 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Assuming that is a mimosa and a bloody marie.

 

A consolation of sorts. The bacon looks AI, too pink and the texture looks like it was stamped onto it, or that was just wear the fella stepped on it.

The sausage shedding it's skin is a nice touch though.

 

 

 

The bacon was the only let down. Sausages were actually nice. Black pudding was immense. And yes correct on the drinks. Big meeting this morning and she’s been on a diet for months so she wants to let her hair down. Currently stood outside in Liverpool One waiting for her…… fuck sake 

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Its green tea 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pidge]

[Pidge]

That... Mushroom (?)... looks like it's been used to clean the wheel arches of the pot boy's Citroen zx before they remembered it was meant to be food.

[Jairzinho]

It looks like a piece of steak fried for a week and a half.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

It looks like a piece of steak fried for a week and a half.

It looks like the bacon posted a few breakfasts ago 

[Jairzinho]

"How would you like it done, sir?"

 

"Do you know Lifey off TLW?"

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The Quarter, Falkner St off Hope St 

 

8/10. 

It's been alright that if they'd remembered to cook the bacon. How much was that? 

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

It's been alright that if they'd remembered to cook the bacon. How much was that? 

13 quid I think mate. Nice place though 

[Barrington Womble]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

13 quid I think mate. Nice place though 

Prices around there are like central London. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Prices around there are like central London. 

Everywhere’s getting like that 

[TheHowieLama]

28 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Everywhere’s getting like that 

 

Number one son was working downtown yesterday,  said he went to a food truck for lunch.

 

Ordered a philly cheesesteak sandwich and a large Coke - gave the guy 20 and got two dollars back in change!

 

18 bucks for a sandwich and a Coke off a truck FFS.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Number one son was working downtown yesterday,  said he went to a food truck for lunch.

 

Ordered a philly cheesesteak sandwich and a large Coke - gave the guy 20 and got two dollars back in change!

 

18 bucks for a sandwich and a Coke off a truck FFS.

Sounds nice though! 

[Mudface]

It's telling that someone appears to have been sick on the plate above yours.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

It's telling that someone appears to have been sick on the plate above yours.

 

That is cat sick.

 

From being fingered.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Sounds nice though! 

 

 

Literally what everyone else is thinking.