Liverpool FC nativity scene

[Hermes]

A story of how a group of out of towners were told by some of the locals that there was no room for them in The Kop.

 

 

The cast:

 

MICHAEL OWEN as THE BRIGHT STAR - Drifting away to the south

 

EL HADJI DIOUF as THE INFANT JESUS - Destined one day to lift a cross.

 

SINAMA PONGOLLE as THE VIRGIN MARY - Whom no man could catch.

 

PHIL THOMPSON as JOSEPH THE CARPENTER -"The table will look much better when our tools have returned".

 

EMILE HESKEY as THE DONKEY

 

STEVE HEIGHWAY as KING HEROD - Preventing the developement of the local youngsters.

 

DAVID MOORES/RICK PARRY/GERARD HOULLIER as THE THREE WISE MEN - Bringing some gold, a lot of nonesense and plenty of mirth.

[johnb]

:thumbsup:

 

That yours mate? Class.

[Hermes]

Yeah, took me an hour to compile but I'm quite proud of it.

[johnb]

An hour. I thought you did it during the ads in Corrie. ;)

[Nunavut Patrick]

Class.:thumbup: Gotta love the:baa:

[Anubis]

Originally posted by Hermes

EL HADJI DIOUF as THE INFANT JESUS - Destined one day to lift a cross.

 

 

Heretical, inspired, and hilarious.

[DT]

absolutely top drawer!

 

I'm nicking that:lol:

[Hermes]

Remember who has the copyright.

[DT]

I've credited .tv with it. Hope it's ok.

 

If you must know, it is here http://liverpoolfcdkforum.1go.dk/viewtopic.php?t=1262 with your name at the top.

[Hermes]

My fame spreads worldwide, hang on David Letterman's on the phone.

 

By the way, I hope you are going to remove that postscript in 3 weeks.

[DT]

I certainly will remove it!

 

Right now I can't figure out what I want as my sig but instead of having none why not hang you out to dry:lol: :lol:

[Hermes]

DT,

Check that post on the website again. Where is the title and introduction?

[Redexile]

Fuckin brilliant cheered up a shite Friday morning in the office

[Tom R]

Hehehehehermes.

[Agent Smith]

Great work Hermes. :thumbup: