Pundit mongs

[Duff Man]

Who is the mongiest pundit mong of them all?

 

Perhaps controversially, I have left out everyone’s favourite bluenose Andy Gray. I know he can come across as a massive bitter twat but he’s not actually that much of a mong and can be quite insightful at times. Also, I can see a few people being a bit angry at the inclusion of Mr Redknapp. For the record, I don’t actually mind him, but let’s face it he’s not the sharpest tool in the box and comes out with some utter bollocks at times. Nice suits though. Anyway get voting fuckers

[Dicko]

Dowie

Sherwood

Claridge

Crookes

Lawrenson

 

All fucking cunts.

Redknapp has pissed me off as well.

EDIT: And that fucking fey blert Bright as well.

[Woo]

I've gone for the cunt with the most ironic name ever, Mark Bright.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Only one winner. This is what I would love to do to him:

 

[Duff Man]

My vote goes to Steve Claridge. He's not as hopeless as he was but he's still fucking horrendous. He doesn't actually say anything, it's just a continuous stream of mixed up cliches interspersed with the occasional stammer. Massive mong.

[aladdinsane]

Mark Bright came out with the single biggest load of rubbish after we beat Chelsea away I think it was, but Paul Merson gets my vote for sheer shite consistency.

[dirty_sanchez]

No Rodney Marsh?

[longballs]

Mark Lawrenson

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

No Le Toss or Lawro?

[Duff Man]

No Rodney Marsh?

 

Is he still going? I thought he'd been sacked off because of a Ron Atkinson moment.

[WaltonRed]

They are all mongs but Merson takes the piss and probably stinks of it.

[Cath]

Mark Bright came out with the single biggest load of rubbish after we beat Chelsea away I think it was, but Paul Merson gets my vote for sheer shite consistency.

 

I've gone for Mark Bright. After we beat Luton in the cup my drive back across Snake Pass was hindered by torrential rain, hail and fog. By the time I got home Mark Bright's ramblings had almost convinced me the whole evening was a dream and we had actually lost to plucky everybody-loves-'em Luton

 

Merson was born that way.

[DT]

I found this poll hugely frustrated because I'd love to vote for every single one of them.

 

I ended up with Merson, but somehow Collymore managed to run him very very close.

[Thants]

Nobody takes Paul Merson seriously so it'll have to be Mark Bright or Stan Collymore. I'll go for Mark Bright as he's on more and hasn't bagged Ulreka. A complete idiot.

[Chocoholic]

the biggest winner, or loser, depending on your standpoint, and that's Merson.

 

And why the private poll?

[Dicko]

Who's Charlie Nicholson?

[Dicko]

Only one winner. This is what I would love to do to him:

 

 

I hate Ruddock far more than Merson.

Good news though Ruddock's ex wife has fleeced him and he's now £10,000 in arrears on his mortgage.

 

Serves you right you fucking fat shitstain.

[aladdinsane]

Who's Charlie Nicholson?

 

His brother.

[Duff Man]

Who's Charlie Nicholson?

 

He's the artist formely known as Charlie Nicholas.

[hamstrung]

Merson makes Durango look like Steven Fry

[Lupin]

Who's Charlie Nicholson?

 

Wondered the same thing...

 

I will vote for Charlie 'I have no idea what Rafa is trying to do' Nicholas just in case.

 

Then Merson.

... and Le Tissier

Ray Houghton

Ian 'it isn't rocket science' Dowie

Ruud 'Roger Irrelevant' Gullitt

and of course, Lawro, Beglin and Collymoron.

[EVO VIP BUNKER]

no Robbie Earle???

[Lupin]

no Robbie Earle???

 

He's Tame by comparison - Even Townshend is.

[Duff Man]

Nah he's not that bad is Mr Earle, certainly not in the same league as those idiots.

[EVO VIP BUNKER]

He's Tame by comparison - Even Townshend is.

 

True, but havnt you ever sat there thinkin, you cheeky bastard, you were shite and your questioning some of the modern footballers???