AUDIO RELEASED:

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

https://www.premierleague.com/news/3718057?sf269410963=1
 

As expected, a complete shambles. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They should’ve fucking listened to Oli! 

[Scott_M]

No words. 
 

The operator realised straight away, the game should have been stopped.

 

”I can’t do anything”… at least you know that rule you fucking cock.

[Chris]

Why are they trying to do all that at 90mph?

[manwiththestick]

Absolute fucking clowns.

[Chip Butty]

Checking possible conspiracy…

 

Decision, No Conspiracy.

 

They're just fucking shit. 

[Creator Supreme]

Fuck me! I still don't think they're corrupt, but they're imbeciles!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I’ve only listened to it once, but the only person who seems to have a clue what’s going on and that something wrong has happened is the VAR tech bloke, who I don’t even think is a qualified referee? 
 

Oli (Michael Oliver???) sees the mistake and tries to rectify it, but too late.

[Elite]

Jesus wept.

 

It's like listening to a bunch of students working in the KFC drive thru when they forget to put the gravy in.

 

There is simply no reason why they couldn't have given the goal when it went out for a throw.

[Carra_is_legend]

What a fucking mess that is. What sort of a work environment is that with everyone trying to talk at the same time. Clowns. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Rerecord not fade away

[Bobby Hundreds]

Shove the audio its fucking irrelevant this late in the day. "Human error" fuck off.

[KMD7]

Just terrible.

[chrisbonnie]

6 minutes ago, Chris said:

Why are they trying to do all that at 90mph?

Couldn't agree more. All talking too fast and all talking over each other. Absolutely leaderless. What a shit show. 

 

And at one point one moron says to the other other moron "oli said delay" who is Oli, where is he, and why didn't the other two fucking idiots use their common sense and just shout into the refs earpiece. 

 

That was a fucking goal!!! 

[Marko121]

Once they have realised the mistake, why didnt they get the 2 Managers and Captains together and agree that we could walk the ball into the net?

[Mark M]

One of them was awake the one that kept saying delay. No hiding for Darren England though absolutely asleep & made a choice to not tell the Ref to stop the game. BELLEND!!

[Scott_M]

“Offside. Goal. Yeah”

[Moo]

Just now, Marko121 said:

Once they have realised the mistake, why didnt they get the 2 Managers and Captains together and agree that we could walk the ball into the net?

Cos they'd decided they couldn't do anything whatsoever [and were content to leave it be].

[Bobby Hundreds]

Fsg need to pay big fucking money to have every second of that audio analysed. To create an atmosphere of confusion for a fucking offside that has video footage to replay is beyond fucking bizarre.

[Daisy]

He sounds like a manc to me

[KMD7]

Just now, Mark M said:

One of them was awake the one that kept saying delay. No hiding for Darren England though absolutely asleep & made a choice to not tell the Ref to stop the game. BELLEND!!

It seemed to be Michael Oliver saying Delay? I take it that's who 'Oli' is. 

[deiseach]

"Well done boys, good process."

 

Smug, self-congratulatory cunts.

[Marko121]

1 minute ago, Moo said:

Cos they'd decided they couldn't do anything whatsoever [and were content to leave it be].

 

I know, but nobody would have complained as the right decision would have been reached 

[Aventus]

Just now, KMD7 said:

It seemed to be Michael Oliver saying Delay? I take it that's who 'Oli' is. 

If there's an official who is saying delay wouldn't it be a good idea to stop the throw in and take a minute to discuss what the fuck is happening. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

To be honest I feel loads better having listened to it. 

 

We've all been there, dropped an absolute clanger at work and it's too late to do anything about it.  Their dejected voices realised they'd dropped a bollock.  "Delay delay" "can't do anything!" "Oh *explective"

 

It reminds me of the time I was moving house and went to paint the room KidD was going to be in.  Me and my dad, proper father son bonding, painting together.  Job well done, in the pub.  My missus rings me, I'd painted the wrong room. 

 

No conspiracy, no clandestine UAE payments. Just pure, unfiltered incompetency. 

 

It'll never happen again because they'll change the rules to say they can stop the game if "human error" does something.