Newcastle (A) - Sun 27th Aug 2023 (4:30pm)

[Redder Lurtz]

Just now, FrenchEyeGlass said:

HAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING FAT BASTARD CUNT SUCK ON HIS FUCKING PONYTAIL

 

Calm yourself down little man. Go rub one out or something. 

 

I bet you live in Harehills. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, HolyHank said:

Nunez cant trap a feather pillow

Good stuff man, stay til the end can ya?

[FrenchEyeGlass]

I cant wait to hear @dave u give it large on the next pod 

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Pidge said:

You're a fucking idiot if you think that is what I was saying. Go play some 11 a side someday, you'd learn a lot.

Fuck me, things must be pretty bad if you’re getting into spats on here, mate. Do you fancy arguing with me about the order in which jam and cream should be applied to a scone? I’m a jam then cream man.

[Jairzinho]

My turn. 

 

Salah is shit. 

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Didn't do himself any favours with that last touch

 

Reverse jinxed the fucker 

[s(k)aturation]

 

Lovely strike.

 

And no less than we deserved.

 

Nicely done, lads.

 

 

[Pidge]

3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Ok, mate, relax.

 

Sure you're a top player, yourself. Was gonna make it but got a knee injury, or something.

 

Perfectly calm (apart from Nunez just scored). Nope, I was a shite defender at lower level. Was pretty much done with the game when I broke my foot, but games have ebbs and flows and it's not just a matter of "ambition" or tactics to turn the momentum when you're penned in. Happens at every single level, sometimes you have to be patient and take your chance to exert yourselves back on the game.

 

This is something you learn when you play and you are trying to find a way out. 

[waddy78]

2 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Didn't do himself any favours with that last touch

His last touch wasn't bad.

[Red Shift]

WHAT.A.GOAL. DAAAAARRRRRWWWWWIIIINNNNNNN

[Bobby Hundreds]

Jota is a joke and there's zero chance the little shit scores today.

[George Costanza]

Yes Get in Darwin. Great finish

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Nunez 30-yarder incoming.

 

Not quite 30 yards but it’ll do. Those Newcastle fans behind the goal - ha ha ha ha ha.

 

Ref will have to find a pen for Newcastle from somewhere.

[Dr Nowt]

Stunning finish, that. Reminiscent of Suarez’s second I think it was in his first hat-trick against Norwich, under Kenny.

 

Now let’s get the cheating cumstains beat. 

[Saintslfc13]

Jota hitting the extra pass for no reason fuck!! The one time I want you to be selfish. Had he scored already he buries that. 

[3 Stacks]

Newcastle have been fucking terrible. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Jota is a joke and there's zero chance the little shit scores today.

Ah, touches nose - I see what you done here.

[Red_or_Dead]

Get the fuck in! 

[Bjornebye]

Nunez Nunez Nunez 

[andyj]

3 minutes ago, FrenchEyeGlass said:

HAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING FAT BASTARD CUNT SUCK ON HIS FUCKING PONYTAIL

I couldn't have put it better if I tried haha 

[Fugitive]

The lad needs to start every game.

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Dr Nowt said:

Stunning finish, that. Reminiscent of Suarez’s second I think it was in his first hat-trick against Norwich, under Kenny.

 

Now let’s get the cheating cumstains beat. 

 

Oh yeah, the bouncing ball he lashed in? Yeah. Good memory.

[Moo]

And Trent wouldn't recognise a decent free kick if it hit him in the face.

[Karl_b]

[YNWAViking]

We gotta stop kicking the ball away getting these stupid yellow cards.