Batman Vs Superman

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Superman can just lazerbeam his fucking head off from space.

[cloggypop]

Lobo would snot either of them.

 

Where's my fragging Lobo movie you bastich?

 

[Section_31]

Nolan's version of this would have been better. Superman wouldn't have had any super powers, he'd have just been a Chinese bloke with a kiss curl. 

 

 

"When I was in burma, I saw a man once who could shoot lasers out of his eyes. It turns out, I'd just eaten some magic mushrooms". 

[Lee909]

If you want to know who wins look up The Dark Knight returns

[Scott_M]

Do they call it an amicable draw, turn out being BFF's and then unit, with Wonder Woman, to defeat Doomsday?

Y'know, as the trailer completely gives away.

[Paulie Dangerously]

[chris71]

Wouldn't fancy Batman in a one on one there.

[Section_31]

Some grim reviews doing the rounds. It'd be a huge surprise if it was shit.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Wouldn't fancy Batman in a one on one there.

Looks a little doughy doesn't he?

[Cardie]

It'd be a huge surprise if it was shit.

 

Would it though?

 

Man of Steel was rubbish

 

Zach Snyder is largely shit at anything that isn't huge action set pieces.

 

DC (and WB's) envy at the Marvel Cinematic Universe has prompted them to ignore all aspects of what made it so successful and try to fast forward to the result doing everything in reverse (Justice League/BvS being the catalyst for independent films not standalone films being the catalyst for Justice League).

 

 

When you have a film pitched on the battle between two heroes at 2:30 long and, by all accounts, the protagonists barely speak and the confrontation amounts to 10/20 minutes of the film then something is wrong. We've just seen the way to handle two 'heroes' facing off in Daredevil, lot's of dialogue to establish the story and lots of action to pay off that dialogue.

 

 

All of it has been a reactionary measure to Disney/Marvel

[skend04]

Now down to 33%...this doesn't look good. But then I'm surprised anyone held out hope for a movie made by Zack Snyder.

[Section_31]

Would it though?

 

Man of Steel was rubbish

 

Zach Snyder is largely shit at anything that isn't huge action set pieces.

 

DC (and WB's) envy at the Marvel Cinematic Universe has prompted them to ignore all aspects of what made it so successful and try to fast forward to the result doing everything in reverse (Justice League/BvS being the catalyst for independent films not standalone films being the catalyst for Justice League).

 

 

When you have a film pitched on the battle between two heroes at 2:30 long and, by all accounts, the protagonists barely speak and the confrontation amounts to 10/20 minutes of the film then something is wrong. We've just seen the way to handle two 'heroes' facing off in Daredevil, lot's of dialogue to establish the story and lots of action to pay off that dialogue.

 

 

All of it has been a reactionary measure to Disney/Marvel

 

Nah was joking, it was always going to be shit. 

[Funkasy]

It was okey, kinda like man of steel but with better music. the fight scenes are just as boring. id give it 6/10

[Scott_M]

Some scathing reviews around, all centering that Zak Snyder is shite, he was shite before Superman & he's still making the same shite films with the same mistake.

Is anybody surprised?

 

Is Kermode's review out yet? He was slating it before he'd even seen it, I bet it's hilarious.

[Mook]

Did Zack Snyder not make Watchmen? I thought that was pretty good,

 

Man of Steel was fucking awful though & I suspect this will be the same having seen the trailer.

 

I'm half thinking of going to see it anyway, partly because I have four days off work & also because I love a good moan about how shite everything is.

[Total Longo]

Nolan set the bar high, Snyder appears to just want to drag it back down again. 

[Lee909]

Zack Schumacher

[setreal]

Hack Snyder innit

 

 

(I don't think I have watched any of his movies)

[Scott_M]

Snyder did do Watchman. That was pretty decent. Everything else he's done though has been shit, including 300.

[setreal]

OK, correction.

 

I have seen

 

Dawn of the Dead (2004) - unnecessary

 

300 (2006) - nice idea, got boring fast

 

Watchmen (2009) - stopped watching 30 mins in, don't remember why

 

Man of Steel (2013) - atrocious

[Cardie]

I liked the Dawn of the Dead remake, think it was one of the better attempts from Hollywoods back catalog of destroying  much loved IP's

[Cardie]

Now down to 33%...this doesn't look good. But then I'm surprised anyone held out hope for a movie made by Zack Snyder.

 

Looks like a concerted effort from DC fanboys to bump up the reviews anywhere it can as it's pulling a 8.1 on IMDB.

 

Nah was joking, it was always going to be shit. 

 

Fair enough, my mistake.

[setreal]

I liked the Dawn of the Dead remake, think it was one of the better attempts from Hollywoods back catalog of destroying  much loved IP's

 

It wasn't awful but didn't interest me too much, compared to the original. Always like a bit of Sarah Polley, though.

[Scott_M]

Waht about animation classic 'Legends Of The Guardians - The Owls Of Ga'Hoole'?

 

No, me neither.

[Scott_M]

On the other hand, I won't let it ruin my, um, interest in Wonder Woman: