January Transfer Window 2016

[Jairzinho]

Ben Arfa's star has fallen hard and fast.

 

Been very good this season.

[Quaresma]

I phoned my friend who is a agent to let him comment on the list. He said that this is the XI that Klopp would choose out of that free transfer list.

 

 

ST - Patrick Agyemang

(French pronunciation: ​[pjɛʁ ɛməʁik obaməjɑ̃ɡ]; born 18 June 1989) plays for the Gabon national football team. He is known for his speed, having clocked 30 meters in 3.7 seconds, and his capability of playing as a striker or a winger. He is the current holder of CAF's African Footballer of the Year award, becoming the first player to win the award. In addition to his blistering speed,he also possesses excellent acceleration being able to reach his top speed in five strides. This has caused problems for officials tracking his runs. Dortmund full-back Neven Subotić said that "he is one of those players with the rare natural ability of immense speed. He is very difficult to mark. I would not like to defend against him and I don't know anyone who would."

 

LW - Ravel Morrison

Lazio director Igil Tare said in October 2015 that this 20 year young winger professional "has undoubted quality and is world class”. FourFourTwo writer Alasdair Mackenzie predicted that he could become the next Paul Gascoigne and Paolo Di Canio.

 

AM - Amine Linganzi

Amine Linganzi, 24 years old is a professional Congolese footballer who most recently played as a Trequartista at English club Gillingham. Made his debut in the 3–0 loss against Algeria 2013, during which he was substituted due to an hamstring injury.. 

 

RW - Tim Vincken

26 year dutch old right winger at his prime who just terminated his own contract for Atlético Baleares in the Spanish La Liga due to the clubs low ambitions.

 

DM - Mariusz Lewandowski (Captain)

34 year old Polish midfield dynamo. Older brother of Robert Lewandowski. Stronger on the ball, better header than his little brother. In 2009, he was named Polish Footballer of the Year. Played for Premier League club Shakhtar Donetsk during the UEFA Cup Final against Werder Bremen, with Shakhtar claiming the trophy thanks to him

 

DM - Papa Bouba Diop

This 35 year old defensive midfielder is 1.99 tall and weights 125 kilos! He eats Evertonians for breakfast.

 

LB - Marek Cech

30 year old left wing back from Slovakia. 1.88 tall. Played all over Europe where he’s among the fastest in the game. Best friend of Martin Skrtel. 62 caps to his name, and 12 goals.

 

CB - Tamas Radar

23 year old Hungarian left footed defender who can't play anywhere on the field. Hungarys biggest football talent.

 

CD - Marco Zoro

30 year old no bullshit central defender from Abidjan who garnered heavy worldwide interest when, on 27 November 2005, he attempted to stop the Messina-Inter Milan match by leaving the field with the ball, after being tormented by racist taunts from some opposing supporters. He later on heated up a group of racist Italian strikers who tried to beat him on the field. Powerful!

 

RB - Yassin Moutaouakil

This 27 year old right back needs no introduction.

 

GK - Sead Ramovic

36 years, Bosnian/German, experienced keeper.  Like a minx between Ter Stegen and Romeo Mitrovic.

[Dr. J]

 

CB - Tamas Radar

23 year old Hungarian left footed defender who can't play anywhere on the field. Hungarys biggest football talent.

 

That's what I call coming in under the radar.

[Hades]

In tears reading that.

[an tha]

That 11 looks better than the one we have out at carrow road today

[Johnlj]

Walter Pandiani. 137 years old.

[Lee909]

Read this morning we are looking at a new LB from France,Lorients  Raphael Guerreiro

[Dr Nowt]

I'd like us to fire Moreno out of a cannon.

 

Awful defender.

[Lee909]

I'd like us to fire Moreno out of a cannon.

 

Awful defender.

Lets hope the Madrid rumours are true

[Jairzinho]

Lets hope the Madrid rumours are true

 

Hair salon or tapas bar?

[Quaresma]

We don't need any new players. We score for fun!

[Arl arse]

We don't need any new players. We score for fun!

Except Milner.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Rooney.  300k/week.

 

I maintain that giving him that contract is arguably worse than our purchase of Andy Carroll.  Purple patch or no, he isn't worth 1/4 of that money.  Just had a shot, no defensive pressure on him, went out closer to the corner than the goal.

 

Edit: Apologies, wrong thread.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Rooney.  300k/week.

 

I maintain that giving him that contract is arguably worse than our purchase of Andy Carroll.  Purple patch or no, he isn't worth 1/4 of that money.  Just had a shot, no defensive pressure on him, went out closer to the corner than the goal.

So overrated and never has the English need for a hero been more obvious. He is above average at best. Not fit to lace a top player basque.

[Einch]

So overrated and never has the English need for a hero been more obvious. He is above average at best. Not fit to lace a top player basque.

 

You mean a top players Mrs' basque? That's Giggs' job once he's done.

[El Dangerous]

If Teixeira isn't picture having  a shoulder ride off Ian Ayre whilst wearing a pair of Micky Mouse ears whilst waiting in line for Space Mountain by Tuesday then  I reckon the deals off.

[Adebisi]

If Allen goes will we get someone in? Or will we just promote Brannagan or Rossiter?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Grujic sounds like the Allen replacement, and why he's staying until the summer.

[El Dangerous]

Grujic sounds like the Allen replacement, and why he's staying until the summer.

That's what I thought. Hopefully we'll get a proper dm as well and fuck Lucas off. Then it'll be Can, Hendo, Grujic and a big black athletic dm.

[G Richards]

Newcastle like their big no.9s don't they? Come on the barcodes. Sign Benteke. You know it makes sense. 

[3 Stacks]

Viktor Fagerström ‏@ViktorFagerLFC 56s56 seconds ago
Alex Teixeira: "Shakhtar have received a very good offer & they're working on a solution. If I don’t go now then I'll leave in the summer."

 

Dave O’Connell ‏@DaveOCKOP 21s22 seconds ago
"After six years in Europe and with Shakhtar we are ready to move and I have spoken to my wife and daughter." - Teixeira

 

Hopefully, he can force the transfer.

[Quaresma]

Viktor Fagerström ‏@ViktorFagerLFC 56s56 seconds ago

Alex Teixeira: "Shakhtar have received a very good offer & they're working on a solution. If I don’t go now then I'll leave in the summer."

 

Dave O’Connell ‏@DaveOCKOP 21s22 seconds ago

"After six years in Europe and with Shakhtar we are ready to move and I have spoken to my wife and daughter." - Teixeira

 

Hopefully, he can force the transfer.

 

He's referring to both us and Chelsea though. A bit of a downer.

[Gym Beglin]

He's referring to both us and Chelsea though. A bit of a downer.

Chelsea thing makes little sense, they already have Willian and Hazard and Pedro, and there's no chance of Real Madrid signing Hazard

With their transfer ban?

 

Bayern won't let Guardiola buy just months before he leaves, and I'm sure United aren't in the mood to indulge Van Gaal, and City will want to give Guardiola money in the summer. Just doesn't seem like a viable decision for Chelsea, especially as he's cup tied for the CL.

[Frankenhooker]

Chelsea thing makes little sense, they already have Willian and Hazard and Pedro, and there's no chance of Real Madrid signing Hazard

With their transfer ban?

 

Bayern won't let Guardiola buy just months before he leaves, and I'm sure United aren't in the mood to indulge Van Gaal, and City will want to give Guardiola money in the summer. Just doesn't seem like a viable decision for Chelsea, especially as he's cup tied for the CL.

Real Madrid's ban doesn't come in to effect until the summer, they could sign him this window.  Can't see it though.

[Barrington Womble]

Chelsea thing makes little sense, they already have Willian and Hazard and Pedro, and there's no chance of Real Madrid signing Hazard

With their transfer ban?

 

Bayern won't let Guardiola buy just months before he leaves, and I'm sure United aren't in the mood to indulge Van Gaal, and City will want to give Guardiola money in the summer. Just doesn't seem like a viable decision for Chelsea, especially as he's cup tied for the CL.

We have lallana, Coutinho and firmino. Hazard has been shite all season and Pedro's most notable contribution has been his Daniel Sturridge impression.

 

I don't see why they wouldn't be in for him, in fact it seems pretty clear they like him and their interest so far has been tempered by the difference in valuation. Chelsea have a track record in those situations where another English team move to just fuck the valuation and buy the player so he's not elsewhere in the league. I seem to remember people saying they didn't need Willian when they signed him, but they still got him. Same with that salah cunt. Both January signing if I recall correctly.