Klopp interview / press conference thread

[El Rojo]

I love Klopp but I don't like seeing our manager explaining exactly how we are kicking so much ass. Let the bastards try and work it out.

 

That's actually a fair point. He might be underestimating how thick some of his rivals are.

[setreal]

That's actually a fair point. He might be underestimating how thick some of his rivals are.

 

Nah, he knows that from his time in Germany.

 

[Iceman]

Sky generation managers.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Britain wants Jurgen Klopp to be its stepdad

27-09-16

 

 

BRITAIN’S football fans have admitted that having Jurgen Klopp as a stepdad would be great.

 

After the Liverpool manager made people actually care about a Burnley-Watford match last night, the consensus was that having him around when you went back home would be ace.

 

Arsenal fan Wayne Hayes said: “I’ve always thought Arsene Wenger would be a distant, patrician type who would constantly remind me what a disappointment I was to my mother but Jurgen would get me pissed on home brew in his shed.

 

“He’d pop 20 Regal into my top pocket, ruffle my hair and we’d go and watch Jaws together on his massive telly.”

 

Klopp stood in for Sky pundit Gary Neville and was immediately inundated with requests to permanently replace the former Valencia punchline.

 

Thousands called in to the show to ask the producers to pass on a photo of their mum with her phone number on the back and a comment on how good she looks for her age.

 

Hayes said: “Most people’s step-dads just make the bathroom a no-go area after Christmas dinner, like I reckon Sam Allardyce does.”

[Kevin D]

Has he gone yet?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Photos released today of him dancing and looking like he's enjoying a Robbie Williams concert.

 

I knew it was too good to be true. We've got a wrong'un here.

 

I think he needs to go.

[liverpoolsno9]

Photos released today of him dancing and looking like he's enjoying a Robbie Williams concert.

I knew it was too good to be true. We've got a wrong'un here.

I think he needs to go.

Really? Please say it ain't so. It'd be one thing getting dragged there by the Mrs, another thing entirely if he actually enjoyed it. We could have a cunt on our hands here. Much rather him get caught up in all The Telegraph scandal shit. What was he thinking?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

He's standing up. Proper giving it loads.

 

He's dead to me.

[Grinch]

Bet he promised to take Benteke with him before shipping the poor lad off to Palace.

[dylstar]

Really? Please say it ain't so. It'd be one thing getting dragged there by the Mrs, another thing entirely if he actually enjoyed it. We could have a cunt on our hands here. Much rather him get caught up in all The Telegraph scandal shit. What was he thinking?

I thought he had died. Loved him in Mrs Doubtfire tho, good film.

[liverpoolsno9]

Just had a look for the photos, there's no real evidence that he was dancing that I can find, apart from witnesses saying he was. Although he is pictured clapping. Not looking good.

This has probably come at a good time though, with Big Sam maybe looking for new job. The transition wouldn't be too bad.

[Arl arse]

Just had a look for the photos, there's no real evidence that he was dancing that I can find, apart from witnesses saying he was. Although he is pictured clapping. Not looking good.

This has probably come at a good time though, with Big Sam maybe looking for new job. The transition wouldn't be too bad.

Seamless.

[Paco]

Just got my happy birthday email from Jurgen. Bit early but I'll keep it.

[A Red]

https://video.twimg.com/vine_cover_video/780488553369395201/vid/480x480/03to_KxE9U2K8oZS.mp4

[SammyAftershave]

Just got my happy birthday email from Jurgen. Bit early but I'll keep it.

Me too.9 weeks late. I'm considering taking my support elsewhere.

[Red House]

[mattyq]

Just had a look for the photos, there's no real evidence that he was dancing that I can find, apart from witnesses saying he was. Although he is pictured clapping. Not looking good.

This has probably come at a good time though, with Big Sam maybe looking for new job. The transition wouldn't be too bad.

I, for one, would welcome our new obese, dribble-chinned, Jabba the Hut Overlord

[suzy]

You lot are mad!!

[Rotpeter]

Where's my press conference? Service around these parts is crap!

[Rotpeter]

Bloody self-service, eh.

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

You couldn't even wait two minutes for a job to be done. Are you female, per chance?

[bonesman]

Good work Rotpeter

Was just about to do the same ROTOQ, ha.

[Rotpeter]

You couldn't even wait two minutes for a job to be done. Are you female, per chance?

I was traumatised, sue me!

[stringvest]

I'm amazed Klopp is still angry that we were shit in the first half.  After all we won, so that should all be forgotten and never brought up again ;)