The Showdown: Chips and...

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Now, chips are wondrous things, I'm sure we all agree with that. However, some people have them with gravy, and are therefore wrong, and some have it with curry sauce, and are therefore sound of mind and kind of heart and have pure souls. Chips with just salt is also acceptable.

 

How'd you vote?

[Sugar Ape]

It's not either or though. You're trying to cause a divide to disguise your disgusting views.

 

Chips and gravy are ace. Chips and curry are ace. Anyone who doesn't like chips and gravy is basically a French colostomy bag wearing anal prober.

[dickie mint]

Curry sauce,curry sauce who the fuck says Curry sauce.

[Sugar Ape]

Curry sauce,curry sauce who the fuck says Curry sauce.

This is also a valid point. It's just fucking curry.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Curry sauce,curry sauce who the fuck says Curry sauce.

 

People who need to differentiate between curry and curry sauce. Some people don't have rice with their curry - you know, vindaloo, korma, etc - like heathens. So, you know. Polling 101. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

It's not either or though. You're trying to cause a divide to disguise your disgusting views.

 

Chips and gravy are ace. Chips and curry are ace. Anyone who doesn't like chips and gravy is basically a French colostomy bag wearing anal prober.

 

1) I added an option just for you.

2) I'm not French. 

[dickie mint]

People who need to differentiate between curry and curry sauce.

Only wools.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Chips and onion gravy.

 

Curry and chips.

 

Chips with tomato ketchup/brown sauce/mayo/tomato burger relish.

 

All of the above are acceptable. With lotso vinegar.

[Captain Turdseye]

Decent chips are fine without sauce so I voted for that. I like curry and gravy too though.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Oh yeah,curry sauce is proper wool speak.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Another relevant poll would be what kind of chips?

 

French fries? Chippy chips? Homemade chips in oil? Oven chips? Curly chips? Micro Chips?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Chippy chips is what we're talking about here. 

[Fugitive]

Chips and Gravy

[Lee909]

Anyone eating micro chips should be flogged,shot then hung

[mattyq]

Chips & gravy is the correct answer

Chips & curry is pretty good, don't get me wrong, but a good gravy is a thing of beauty and a joy to cherish

Lots of vinegar. too

[Sugar Ape]

Chippy chips. Forget whether they are nicer with curry or gravy on them; NV is disgusted by anyone eating gravy and chips from the chippy.

 

Do we really want a man like that on this forum I ask you?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Chippy chips. Forget whether they are nicer with curry or gravy on them; NV is disgusted by anyone eating gravy and chips from the chippy.

 

Do we really want a man like that on this forum I ask you?

 

I also think vinegar is for bastards. 

[Lee909]

You sir are sick in the head.

[Trumo]

Chips and gravy is fine. Chips and gravy with curd cheese is the sort of thing favoured by deviants who think they're American or deviants who think they're French, and they need aboot up the arse.

[ZonkoVille77]

Curry chips for me.

 

Chips with gravy is just wrong although I'd make an exception for KFC gravy

[Fugitive]

Judging him from this thread, NV is a nonce.

[Jairzinho]

Another relevant poll would be what kind of chips?

 

French fries? Chippy chips? Homemade chips in oil? Oven chips? Curly chips? Micro Chips?

 

Why would anyone eat oven chips or micro chips?

 

Oh right, yeah, if you were a fucking racist paedophile.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Judging him from this thread, NV is a nonce.

 

Yeah, your point? Don't be so judgy, you gravy eating ponce.

[Fugitive]

Anybody who is not a fan of Chips & Gravy is a soft shite southern sex offender.

[Josef Svejk]

Salt and vinegar.

 

The rest is for the tracksuit brigade...