how much do you drink?

[littletedwest]

not all the time in just one night. Bought 16 bottles of becks which is less than 8 pints. lad at work looked at me when I told him like he would if I told him I had got a gram of coke and a bag of glue?

in my gang of mates I'm not even considered a big boozer

 

so what do you go through when your getting pissed?

[Stickman]

Not enough.....hic

[dickie mint]

If you can remember how much you've had then it's been a shite night out.

[Trumo]

If you need to get pissed in order to enjoy a night out, you might want to rethink where you spend your evenings and who with.

[TheHowieLama]

Rob Ford does not like this.

[Bjornebye]

not all the time in just one night. Bought 16 bottles of becks which is less than 8 pints. lad at work looked at me when I told him like he would if I told him I had got a gram of coke and a bag of glue?

in my gang of mates I'm not even considered a big boozer

 

so what do you go through when your getting pissed?

 

My bank balance like a hot poker through ice cream 

[Code]

Too  much.

 

A few rounds of these always makesa good evening though.

 

 

[Adebisi]

There's this bloke around these parts called 3 litre Ste. He drinks 3 bottles of wine as a warm up. Pretty sure his liver is failing because the last time I saw him, he looked green. He's only 27. I drank 2 once, 14% stuff and sicked up everywhere. He just laughed. 

Doesn't take loads to get me mashed now because I grew up preferring to get stoned or to take some MDMA. I'd say 8 pints would get me well on my way to mashed. If that was the end of the night I'd be sound, wake up hangover free, but if I went onto a club I'd soon be ordering doubles and shots and I'd soon get black out drunk. 

[Code]

The only time I usually can keep count is when I'm in the pub to watch a ball get kicked around. 

 

I usually have three pints the first half, one at the break and three the second half.

[Bjornebye]

The only time I usually can keep count is when I'm in the pub to watch a ball get kicked around. 

 

I usually have three pints the first half, one at the break and three the second half.

 

Worst attempt of 'no FF on the GF' ever 

 

Negged, naturally

[Red Banjo]

I can take care of a crate of beer at home. But then 12 bottles for a cost of less than a tenner isn't a lot.

 

When i go out, i usually aim to spend less than £80. These days failing in my objective is a regular thing. But then that includes a taxi home via McDonalds for 20 nuggets. I have no idea why i always buy 20, but it seems its a drunk rule i have. I never eat them all either which makes the over indulgence even more puzzling. My mrs has found them at the top of the stairs, behind the sofa and in the toilet in the past. I'd love to know what my obsession with over purchasing, and then playing hide and seek with chicken nuggets is all about.

[Sugar Ape]

Is playing hide and seek with chicken nuggets some kind of euphemism?

[Red Banjo]

I wish it was.

[Red Banjo]

I also need to stop with the 'keep the change' rule i have with Taxi drivers.

 

I will leave a tip, naturally, but taxi's are fucking disgracefully expensive anyway so there is no need for me to be feeling any level of pity towards the cabbie's and therefore subsidising the painful customers they might get before and after me.

 

Next time i go out i might write myself a memo to go off at 2am which simply reads - 

 

6 Nuggets and a £2 tip is fine. You pissed cunt.

[littletedwest]

remember being 16 sadly 17 year ago, and some old fella I worked with saying he once spent 100 quid on a night out.

 

me and my mate laughed behind his back saying it was himpossible spend that in a night on ale. If only eh

[Bjornebye]

I'm the same mate, taxi drivers, barmaids if I can't be arsed waiting for my change, rounds of shots the lot. Funny thing is, my bird goes mad at me if she sees me do it yet doesn't mind me paying for fucking everything, food shops, clothes for her the fucking lot. Then has the cheek as well to say i don't put enough into savings. 

 

fucking twat 

[Sugar Ape]

I also need to stop with the 'keep the change' rule i have with Taxi drivers.

 

I will leave a tip, naturally, but taxi's are fucking disgracefully expensive anyway so there is no need for me to be feeling any level of pity towards the cabbie's and therefore subsidising the painful customers they might get before and after me.

 

Next time i go out i might write myself a memo to go off at 2am which simply reads - 

 

6 Nuggets and a £3 tip is fine. You pissed cunt.

 

I am a fucking cunt for that when I'm pissed. I went out after work a few months ago, got the last train home and instead of getting off at Old Roan I fell asleep and got woke up by the guard in fucking Ormskirk.

 

Had to get a taxi back home and it was £11, I gave him a £20 note and told him to keep the change. I was fuming when I woke up the next morning.

[Red Banjo]

In the middle of this debate i've already lowered my tip by a quid.

 

Don't worry though, next time i get pissed the cabbie will be getting the change  anyway.

 

And perhaps a stray nugget on his back seat

[Champ]

Is playing hide and seek with chicken nuggets some kind of euphemism?

Oh, rapey, you've been spending too much time with the old people

[Bjornebye]

In the middle of this debate i've already lowered my tip by a quid.

 

Don't worry though, next time i get pissed the cabbie will be getting the change  anyway.

 

And perhaps a stray nugget on his back seat

 

Maybe not the edible kind eh. 

 

Just freckle the cunt and call him a Schwuler 

[ZonkoVille77]

I drink 6 pint bottles on a fri and sat and can function. So I'm happy with that and it suits me otherwise I'd just end up on a total bender for days.

Last big session I had was drinking litres of erdinger at a faux oktoberfest. I had 5 and all I rem was arguing with a cab driver about north africa, the middle east and the price of a pair of trainers.

Not good with alcohol which is why I always did "uppers" to keep me somewhat level.

[Sugar Ape]

Maybe not the edible kind eh. 

 

Just freckle the cunt and call him a Schwuler 

 

This best become the new forum insult or there will be hell to pay.

 

Oh, rapey, you've been spending too much time with the old people

 

 

Everything in moderation, Champ.

[General Dryness]

Is playing hide and seek with chicken nuggets some kind of euphemism?

 

Probably not. Change chicken nuggets for Filet 'o Fish and you're getting somewhere.

[Champ]

Probably not. Change chicken nuggets for Filet 'o Fish and you're getting somewhere.

 

Have you been on the First and Last gig thread?

[Alan Sex]

The only time I usually can keep count is when I'm in the pub to watch a ball get kicked around. 

 

I usually have three pints the first half, one at the break and three the second half.

I think the question referred to booze, not semen!