Are you single?

[Bjornebye]

My sister was at Hull too around the same time and met her husband there as well.

She and he are around your age and loved Hull as much as you did.

 

 

How in the fuck has this slipped under the radar?

[melons]

Also. I'm single. I was with my ex for 7 years. Really can't be arsed with any other women. I've already resigned myself to the fact I'll never have kids.

 

 

Don't fret lovely, I'll help you out on that one providing it's done the conventional way? I've a decent track record.

 

 

 

Lots of singles here. Anyone got a fleshlight? I hear they are boss. C'mon, 'fess up.

 

Hamstrung's missus bought him one for his birthday, he never reviewed it though.

[TheBitch]

I'm with you now, if they had met when he was 16 then she would have been 11, but they didn't.

 

This.

 

 

Don't fret lovely, I'll help you out on that one providing it's done the conventional way? I've a decent track record.

 

Some of it may be unconventional. But I'm all in.

[Alan Sex]

When I was 16 my Mrs was 4.

[silverlining]

Does anyone know what a "fleshlight" is?

 

I'm too scared to google, given ChickenLicken mentioned it. Bound to be sordid.

[Captain]

It's a flashlight with a rubber 'pussy' inside you can shove your cock into.

[silverlining]

It's a flashlight with a rubber 'pussy' inside you can shove your cock into.

 

Er....really? What's the point of that?

[James Dean]

Apparently it's a male masturbator.

 

Now I'll go put my laptop in a bath of acid.

[silverlining]

I am so glad I didn't google that. Even if I still don't quite understand what it is.

 

That said, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Alan Sex posts a picture of one. Or a gif of one being used if we're really unlucky.

[Captain]

Er....really? What's the point of that?

 

Beats me.

[Captain]

I am so glad I didn't google that. Even if I still don't quite understand what it is.

 

You've got a pm.

[silverlining]

Oh wonderful

[Bobby Hundreds]

When I was 16 my Mrs was 4.

 

 

Arent you 18 soon.

[celeryBADboy]

Sadly so and it was yes.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Well...

[Uncle_Meat]

I decided upon the best way of handling all this shit a while ago.

 

Single, but keep a circle of friends with benefits.

 

You just can't lose. Do what the fuck you like, which suits a vaguely antisocial sometimes selfish independant get like me, but still have the option of an occasional assisted emptying of your love spuds along the way with none of the drama but all of the hugs.

 

Great!

 

As for fleshlight/wanking machines, you can easily make your own ghetto one with some cardboard rolled up into a tube, some gaffer tape, the motor out of a PlayStation 1 controller with a penny glued to the spindle and a 6V lantern battery.

[silverlining]

Well...

 

I've read your thread. It's a spat. She'll come crawling back.

[Elysian Red]

Here's an idea for all the fleshlight loving people (not mine I'm afraid)

 

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[Trumo]

Anyone with that much dedication to battery powered relief could never answer 'no' to the title question.

[silverlining]

Anyone with that much dedication to battery powered relief could never answer 'no' to the title question.

 

I don't get what the "light" bit adds to the experience

[zigackly]

Thanks for bumping this. It prompted me to powerneg A.V.B. back into the red. I don't know how he got all green but we can't have that.

[Trumo]

I don't get what the "light" bit adds to the experience

 

With a name like 'fleshlight', I presume it doubles up as a torch. Any other reason is just disturbing. Then again, you could always get one and find out.

[silverlining]

Thanks for bumping this. It prompted me to powerneg A.V.B. back into the red. I don't know how he got all green but we can't have that.

 

I also took that opportunity. It's nice when good things happen by accident isn't it?

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

I am so glad I didn't google that. Even if I still don't quite understand what it is.

 

That said, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Alan Sex posts a picture of one. Or a gif of one being used if we're really unlucky.

 

That's because you're a thick cunt that has never had sex.

[Carradona]

Funny how much things and thoughts can change!