Nantwich Girl or Boy?

[TheBitch]

I'm confused now, I had them down as some douche off here at first, now I'm not so sure after their comment in the Then and now thread.

 

Is it a girl who doesn't know what paragraphs are and has a love of smilies or is it a boy pretending to be a girl?

 

As I don't actually know anybody I'm prepared to share a bit :-)

Day before my 21st birthday my mum and dad came to see me at uni and said they were getting divorced!! No surprise really as my dad had been having an affair with his now new wife since i was about 14. That xmas i decided to stay in the student house with my bf. I remember my mum ringing at 11 at night one saturday saying she was going to kill herself:-( and then put the phone down! (she didn't. Left uni in 2002 boyfriend since start of uni and I were supposed to go around the world together. He changed his mind firstly saying he couldn't afford it :-( My dad gave us 10k between us, my bf got a real bee in his bonnet about it. He always had this thing about feeling inferior because his family were quite poor. Spent two years traveling, during which time my grandad died :-(. Moved to Crewe with my mum when I came back only to discover that she had actually been cheating on my dad since I was about 3 and that's why my dad decided to move on with someone else. Xmas was never a good time as a little girl arguments shouting all the time!! Got a job in a local authority and moved out from mums to my flatbin Nantwich. Mum never came nearbthe place for 7 months :-(. Got another job in another local authority as a trainee in the planning dept. Was there two months and my bf decided he didn't love me anymore. What actually happend was he couldn't join the army as an officer so he joined the police instead. During his training he met some fat blonde bitch and decided she was a better bet than me! His loss :-). He was too much of a namby pamby anyway ;-)

[lifetime fan]

It's a bloke and all the dopes that thought it was a bird are gayers!

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

So long as it's got great tits I'll still throw one up it.

[paddyberger15]

It's a bird. With really hairy balls.

I actually think she is exactly who she claims to be.

[moses]

transgender?

[Redder Lurtz]

On the basis I couldn't be arsed to read any of that non-paragraphed blurb, she's a boy.

[hamstrung]

Thants

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

So long as it's got great tits I'll still throw one up it.

 

Ignore that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TheBitch]

On the basis I couldn't be arsed to read any of that non-paragraphed blurb, she's a boy.

 

 

You see, it was this 'blurb' that made me re-think. It just seems like girl, even a boy pretending to be a girl couldn't come out with this could they?

[paddyberger15]

Thants

 

The posting style does have a bit of the Thants about it, thy could be reet there Ripper.

[melons]

It's the knowing the wash cycles that's got me flummoxed. I'd of gone with a bloke right up until that moment. I dare say she has more washing machine knowledge then myself Ski and Aveez. Raises questions you see.

[TheBitch]

It's the knowing the wash cycles that's got me flummoxed. I'd of gone with a bloke right up until that moment. I dare say she has more washing machine knowledge then myself Ski and Aveez. Raises questions you see.

 

I knew you'd be all over this, Aveez said boy last time she was on, I wonder if she'd change her mind.

 

Edit: I'm gonna refrain from voting until I see all the evidence put before me.

Edited September 13, 2010 by TheBitch
Cos it's my thread and I can

[melons]

Thants

 

Given how you always seem to know this stuff, i'd go with what ever you say there. Mod able to check it out?

 

 

Ignore that.

 

 

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I've wrapped that as i don't want to see them again. If i hadn't recently repped you i'd be negging your arse for that.

 

 

 

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I knew you'd be all over this, Aveez said boy last time she was on, I wonder if she'd change her mind.

 

the bint hates me, for that she may just be a girl.

[Anubis]

[TheResonator]

- 'Girl' in username

- Constant use of smileys

- Lack of any reverence for grammar or punctuation

- Always presented as a 'ditzy' prototypical sort of girl...

 

All the hallmarks of a guy creating a persona based on his perception of the average girl (disclaimer - not my perception). Or: a really, really, really prototypical girl. I'd bet on the first one if I had to.

[AL66GOLF]

Where is the couldn't give a shit option?

At a guess Girl

[TheBitch]

 

the bint hates me, for that she may just be a girl.

 

Why does (s)he hate you?

 

I got called a pre-pubescent boy the other day.

 

And, the Norkmeister is usually bang on the money with these, it's like a sixth sense to him. I wonder what Dirk thinks? Dirk could spot Momo or Rash in an instant too.

[RedKnight]

Not arsed, but arsed enough to post this... I say TheBitch is Nantwich girl.

[TheBitch]

Not arsed, but arsed enough to post this... I say TheBitch is Nantwich girl.

 

Damn!

[melons]

Why does (s)he hate you?

 

I got called a pre-pubescent boy the other day.

 

And, the Norkmeister is usually bang on the money with these, it's like a sixth sense to him. I wonder what Dirk thinks? Dirk could spot Momo or Rash in an instant too.

 

She had a proper girly rant at me the other day, stamp feet type hissy fit.

 

And yeah, Him and Dirk usually spot them while i'm still saying Hiya!

 

 

 

Not arsed, but arsed enough to post this... I say TheBitch is Nantwich girl.

 

I would consider the possibilities of changing my sexuality if this goes on to be true.

[Anubis]

It's from Nantwich. Webbed toes and feet. Who knows what the biological classifiction would be.

[She Knows It]

Not arsed, but arsed enough to post this... I say TheBitch is Nantwich girl.

 

I second the motion.

[Thants]

Thants

 

The posting style does have a bit of the Thants about it, thy could be reet there Ripper.

 

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[hamstrung]

Thants even rhymes with Nant(s)

 

The clues are there.

[She Knows It]

Thants even rhymes with Nant(s)

 

The clues are there.

 

Thantwich girl? A hungry bird with a lisp?