Little compulsions...

[Chris]

Do any of you duderamas have any little weird character quirks?

 

For me:

 

I find it physically impossible to walk past a notice board without stealing a pin from it.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

I can't reach orgasm through masturbation if i know the cat is watching

[Section_31]

Do any of you duderamas have any little weird character quirks?

 

For me:

 

I find it physically impossible to walk past a notice board without stealing a pin from it.

 

Similar, except it's blue-tac for me, I'm the Ronnie Biggs of blu-tac.

[Guest TK-421]

I nab stray elastic bands in the office for my big ball.

[Thants]

Pegs. I love pegs. Have to be wooden though, the pain they bring to my fingernails is sexual.

[gazelle]

I can't reach orgasm through masturbation if i know the cat is watching

 

That really made me chuckle on whats been a really crap day..

I pick leaves, or flowers off nearly everything i walk past, often bending down or reaching up far out of my way to reach said twig or a leaf, as if i dont i think the plants think they have beaten me.

[Fink]

I always run up and down stairs - to the point of exhaustion in anything over 4 flights

[SoMuch4Gravity]

I always run up and down stairs - to the point of exhaustion in anything over 4 flights

 

i have to take stairs two at a time

[Juniper]

That really made me chuckle on whats been a really crap day..

I pick leaves, or flowers off nearly everything i walk past, often bending down or reaching up far out of my way to reach said twig or a leaf, as if i dont i think the plants think they have beaten me.

 

That was going to be mine Amy!!!

 

I pick leaves when from big bushes whilst walking to and from work. A morning/evening ritual.

[Christian]

I pee in cups

[SoMuch4Gravity]

i have to wash my hands constantly. if they are even the least bit dirty, i can't sit still.

[gazelle]

That was going to be mine Amy!!!

 

I pick leaves when from big bushes whilst walking to and from work. A morning/evening ritual.

 

I dont even get satisfaction from doing it i just HAVE to do it.

 

I also throw 1p's and 2p's away as I cant stand the sound of them jingling and the smell they leave on my hand. In fact i think I have a phobia against coppers in general. Like being pinned down and made to eat 20p's worth of 2's makes me physically nauseous.

[RedKnight]

I hate everyone.

[Paco]

my birds cousin has one hundred ticking clocks on his living room walls. he finds the ticking relaxing. he also has thousands of cds in alphabetical order. needless to say he's got some disorder or other.

[Juniper]

I hate everyone.

 

You sure it's not the other way round?

 

wink wink

[RedKnight]

You sure it's not the other way round?

 

wink wink

 

Couldn't give a rat's ass.

[Juniper]

Couldn't give a rat's ass.

 

I was only kidding Redknight, you're a miserable man most of the time, but I’d give you my last Rolo.

[RJ Fan club]

I do the leaf and the blu tac things,

 

also I stare at womens breasts and arses. Can't help it

[Total Longo]

if i'm travelling through the Yorkshire/Lancs area late at night in my big shiny lorry, i have to jump out and stalk a prostitute before doing them in with a claw hammer.

[Stouffer]

I'm crazy about keeping things clean and tidy, it bothers me quite a lot.

[Guest Jay W]

I always kick stuff.

[Sponky]

Everytime i pass the seafront here in Blackpool i have to stand there & have a fag! If you don't believe me, take a look at the following photo of me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bri]

everytime i walk past the the pick and mix in sainsburys i have to shove my hand in the mini egg one and nick a few

[firemarshall]

I don`t have any compulsions because I`m a well rounded fellow but I work with Paddy Berger 15 and he cannot pass a woman without insulting her...its true (and it is fucking hilarious)

[Malarkey]

Every time im in a car, i have to hang my head out of the window like a dog until we reach out destination.

 

I lubricate my head for long haul journeys.