The Gentlemen

[DalyanPete]

1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

 

Very and wasnt something that I would have expected from Ritchie. 

Me neither, find his stuff, OK but rarely watch again.

[Section_31]

I've always avoided guy Richie stuff because I don't like cockneys. I've still got ptsd from Magaluf in 2004, they can't even order a sandwich quietly. More geezers than the blue lagoon. Oi oi, etc and so forth. What an absolute racket.

[littletedwest]

16 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I've always avoided guy Richie stuff because I don't like cockneys. I've still got ptsd from Magaluf in 2004, they can't even order a sandwich quietly. More geezers than the blue lagoon. Oi oi, etc and so forth. What an absolute racket.

Brings back memories. Went to kavos on an 18-30s when we were 20. Some cockney trying sell us an 'event'.

" Yeah so you get pissed at one end of the pool, birds get pissed at another. Then you shout slags at them and they shout wankers"

 

Yeah think we'll pass on that.

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Brings back memories. Went to kavos on an 18-30s when we were 20. Some cockney trying sell us an 'event'.

" Yeah so you get pissed at one end of the pool, birds get pissed at another. Then you shout slags at them and they shout wankers"

 

Yeah think we'll pass on that.

 

If any sight or sound has ever summed up cockneys, and Brits abroad in general, was when me and some mates went to the Golden Nugget casino in Vegas. It's near Freemont Street and one of the oldest on the original strip. They had a rat pack night on with lookalikes of Marylin Monroe, Sinatra, Davis Jnr and Martin (who was the absolute spit). 

 

We were sat at our table with table service, good music, chilled vibes, then a table full of geezers walked in in Ben Shermans and started taking the piss out of the cast, loudly.

 

I wish it'd been the 60s at the Sands and they'd been dealt with appropriately by the Outfit. 

[Bjornebye]

If any of you lot want to reminisce about the 18-30 days, watch a film called ‘Is Harry On The Boat’. Danny Dyer and a very fit Davinia Taylor. It’s so shite it’s brilliant. 
 

Funnily enough on holidays like that it’s often always the southern birds that are the soundest and the northern birds the biggest cunts then vice versa when it comes to the blokes. Not exclusively of course. 

[DalyanPete]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I don't like cockneys.

 

12 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Some cockney

 

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

table full of geezers

Stig, what part of this didn't you get?

 

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

film called ‘Is Harry On The Boat’. Danny Dyer and a very fit Davinia Taylor. It’s so shite it’s brilliant. 

Dalyan is full of them, used to hate Cockneys since a cunt my eldest was with treated her like shit, when we used to run the Cottage pub I hung him out the window, I realise now I should have let go.

Cunt stole my entire vinyl collection that I started when I was 14.

Since realised you can't treat everyone because of where they're from.

He however is a CUNT.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

 

 

Stig, what part of this didn't you get?

 

Dalyan is full of them, used to hate Cockneys since a cunt my eldest was with treated her like shit, when we used to run the Cottage pub I hung him out the window, I realise now I should have let go.

Cunt stole my entire vinyl collection that I started when I was 14.

Since realised you can't treat everyone because of where they're from.

He however is a CUNT.

Can't really argue with that.

[The wanderer]

On 21/03/2024 at 15:21, DalyanPete said:

 

 

Stig, what part of this didn't you get?

 

Dalyan is full of them, used to hate Cockneys since a cunt my eldest was with treated her like shit, when we used to run the Cottage pub I hung him out the window, I realise now I should have let go.

Cunt stole my entire vinyl collection that I started when I was 14.

Since realised you can't treat everyone because of where they're from.

He however is a CUNT.

I was staying in Bournemouth sharing a flat with a lad ,from Shepherds Bush ,who was pretty sound. He was a painter in the week but used to go back to London at the weekend and remove property from showhouses

[Bjornebye]

55 minutes ago, The wanderer said:

I was staying in Bournemouth sharing a flat with a lad ,from Shepherds Bush ,who was pretty sound. He was a painter in the week but used to go back to London at the weekend and remove property from showhouses

Mush 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Watched the first one of this last night. 
 

Some dodgy, far-fetched dialogue. And some dodgy acting too. Particularly from Susie Glass’s brother. 
 

But, these gripes aside, I enjoyed it. Some funny bits. 

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, The wanderer said:

I was staying in Bournemouth sharing a flat with a lad ,from Shepherds Bush ,who was pretty sound. He was a painter in the week but used to go back to London at the weekend and remove property from showhouses

Nice guy

[John102]

1 hour ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Watched the first one of this last night. 
 

Some dodgy, far-fetched dialogue. And some dodgy acting too. Particularly from Susie Glass’s brother. 
 

But, these gripes aside, I enjoyed it. Some funny bits. 

 

He starred in a series of shipwrecked years ago with Linford Christie's nephew. Interesting fact I know.

[Spy Bee]

We needed more of the female Pikey.

 

The series was good, but I didn't like the soft landing at the end. I'd watch a second series.

[Dave D]

On 20/03/2024 at 15:37, littletedwest said:

Brings back memories. Went to kavos on an 18-30s when we were 20. Some cockney trying sell us an 'event'.

" Yeah so you get pissed at one end of the pool, birds get pissed at another. Then you shout slags at them and they shout wankers"

 

Yeah think we'll pass on that.

 

Cant help but feel you missed out there

[Scott_M]

IMO, it starts off amusing enough and then becomes smug and annoying. 

[The wanderer]

19 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Nice guy

They were building company show houses. He said they never bothered investigating the thefts properly because the building company would put in an insurance claim.

[Bjornebye]

I might give it another watch just to see Freddie again. Apart from the chicken dance scene which went on too long and became fucking weird, and as much as he’s an absolute cunt his character was brilliant. The scene at the start with the will reading was funny as fuck 

[Section_31]

If I was a lord I'd deffo have a room filled with Nazi memorabilia. I do actually have a German helmet with a bullet dent in it but I have to keep it in the loft with my kimono.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

If I was a lord I'd deffo have a room filled with Nazi memorabilia. I do actually have a German helmet with a bullet dent in it but I have to keep it in the loft with my kimono.

 

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, The wanderer said:

 the building company would put in an insurance claim.

In the eyes of a thief that makes everything OK while us soft twats pay additional premiums