Newcastle (A) - Sun 27th Aug 2023 (4:30pm)

[bossy]

Joe Fuvking Linton still not booked. Fuck off

[Anubis]

Well defended Joe.

[Heinze]

That cunt ever going to get booked?

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Joelinton with his 174th foul in this game. On 1000 he’ll be talked to again by the ref.

[Elite]

This is beyond ridiculous now.

[Jennings]

4 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Of course corruption exists its human nature.

 

Are you telling me that nothing goes on? Nothing? This is elite sport with big players and big owners and a weasel like FA in charge. Its always been corrupt. I mean Mike Dean basically admitted it this week.

He’s literally just said that. 

[FrenchEyeGlass]

We have somehow signed a DM who is slower than Fabinho

[Anubis]

Tonali scraping his studs down the back of Cody’s calf.

[Code]

Is this for real?

 

 

[The Guest]

5 minutes ago, Code said:

So its a yellow if the arm is almost across the face now? Jesus fuckin christ

It’s potentially a yellow because it’s a cynical foul where the player is running into open space in our half.  He hasn’t gone for the ball he’s just pushed him over/put his arm across to stop him from running as quickly.  We were lucky.  Take your tinted specs off.

 

He gets fouled himself and is pissed off but I’ve got no doubt Klopp and the coaching staff have drilled the players relentlessly about kicking/throwing the ball away.  Yet here he is, the vice captain, doing it minutes in when he knows he absolutely shit at defending and could get exposed.  He’s the most braindead player we’ve ever had and it’s fucking comical that he’s been given that level of responsibility.  In a way his sheer level of stupidity helped us there because had it been 10 more minutes or so later and he done that I reckon the ref would have sent him.

[Elite]

Joelinton will definitely be getting booked in the 89th minute after his 50th foul.

[3 Stacks]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Can we sub Trent before he's sent off please. 

Something something, we might sign someone if he does, though.

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, Code said:

Is this for real?

 

 

 

It wasn't in the penalty box.

[angie]

They got a yellow. Knock me down with a feather. The saudis got a yellow

[The Guest]

1 minute ago, Code said:

Is this for real?

 

 

It was outside the box.

[Jennings]

Stop feeling sorry for yourselves reds and put in a fight. 

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Strontium said:

 

It wasn't in the penalty box.

 

I think that's the point

[Fugitive]

Gary Neville is a shit sniffing little cunt.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

5 minutes ago, Alan Sex said:

I wonder if the knock Diaz took to his knee early on was a factor in him coming off. 

He's happy to get off, get back in the changies 10 minutes early, lock the door, have a quick shower, put a gimp mask on and lie bollock naked on the masseuse table listening to Raspberry Beret until half time. 

[Rushies tash]

Get Doak and Nunez on. At least they'll run.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 minutes ago, an tha said:

Is right, sadly.

 

We had such an identity at our best under Klopp - such an intensity, and played with the confidence that both combined would nearly always be enough, complemented by players who knew their jobs inside out and were very good at them.

 

It has all disappeared and we are scratching around trying to find our way again, arguably overthinking doing so and suffering as a result.

 

We are a team who is and had been for a while lost.

 

Pretty much sums it up.

 

I think it's the identity I miss most. We're drifting towards Klopp seeing out his contract rather than building another great side.

[Section_31]

Great Craic all round.

[Code]

1 minute ago, The Guest said:

It’s potentially a yellow because it’s a cynical foul where the player is running into open space in our half.  He hasn’t gone for the ball he’s just pushed him over/put his arm across to stop him from running as quickly.  We were lucky.  Take your tinted specs off.

 

He gets fouled himself and is pissed off but I’ve got no doubt Klopp and the coaching staff have drilled the players relentlessly about kicking/throwing the ball away.  Yet here he is, the vice captain, doing it minutes in when he knows he absolutely shit at defending and could get exposed.  He’s the most braindead player we’ve ever had and it’s fucking comical that he’s been given that level of responsibility.  In a way his sheer level of stupidity helped us there because had it been 10 more minutes or so later and he done that I reckon the ref would have sent him.

You have never played football have you?

 

He touched his shouldnt with his arm you clown , then Gordon dived and should have  had a yellow for diving. 

[Strontium]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

I think that's the point

 

How is it the point? Those rules only apply to fouls in the penalty box.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Fuck off Neville you rat cunt.