Shit Goal Celebrations Through the Ages

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Andreas Möller's Teutonic strut must have boiled oceans of Ingurlund piss.

 

Lovely stuff. 

[Jose Jones]

That shit heart fingers thing that Gareth Bale started doing.

[aRdja]

9 hours ago, Atticus Finch said:

Nah this one’s better

 

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

[TheBitch]

Any C Ronaldo celebration that was all me, me, me after a two yard tap in when his teammates had done all the graft. Cunt. 

[Pete]

8 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Andreas Möller's Teutonic strut must have boiled oceans of Ingurlund piss.

 

Lovely stuff. 

Loved that. Given my paternal grand parents where from Germany always had an affinity for Germans & Germany.

Was hoping to move there one day but alas...

[Ron B]

10 hours ago, aws said:

Or rocks a baby. 

A classic case of ‘The one who did it first? Fair play. Everyone else? Wankers’. 

[Vincent Vega]

This bollocks made me inclined to violence.

 

[deiseach]

[magicrat]

Bring back a manly handhake or a pat on the back during the brisk trot back to the half way line .  

[Bob]

Just simply because it was so despicable, Suarez’s celebration against Mansfield has to be in here.

 

yes, he did do the same celebration of kissing his wrist almost every time he scored that same season, and prior, and since, but all of that was simply so that one day he could claim innocence when scoring after a deliberate handball against some no marks from non league football to annoy a fat no mark chairman.

 

the horrible foreign bastard.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

50 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Just simply because it was so despicable, Suarez’s celebration against Mansfield has to be in here.

 

yes, he did do the same celebration of kissing his wrist almost every time he scored that same season, and prior, and since, but all of that was simply so that one day he could claim innocence when scoring after a deliberate handball against some no marks from non league football to annoy a fat no mark chairman.

 

the horrible foreign bastard.

He even went as far as getting his child's name tattooed on that wrist, knowing that he was going to use it to score against Mansfield and dedicate the goal to her.

 

If that's not diabolical intent, I don't know what is.

[torahboy]

On 18/08/2020 at 20:34, magicrat said:

Fuck it I'll post it myself. Greatest shit celebration ever. 

 

I remember being delighted when Palace scored - then I saw this and I said 'They're going to fucking lose now'. Stuff like that always deservedly gets punished. The prick.