World Cup 2014

[Aldonose]

Clarke Carlisle commentating after 4/5 pints of guiness means I'll be akip in about 10 minutes.

[Major Tom]

Who was it questioning my claim that Italy would win?

 

Major Tom, I believe?

 

Wasn't me, mate. I questioned your claim Italy would thrash (or somesuch) England. Offered you a bet which, it transpires, you would have lost.

[Russ Atmosphere]

P-Nev would have sent you under in about two minutes.

[Aldonose]

True.

[jamespp]

even Carlisle is alright compared to THAT co commentary last night

[Major Tom]

P-Nev would have sent you under in about two minutes.

P-Nev?!

 

But, yeah, he was absolutely dire. Offered little insight in a fucking monotone to boot.

[Josef Svejk]

P-Nev would have sent you under in about two minutes.

 

 

True.

 

 

even Carlisle is alright compared to THAT co commentary last night

 

Phil's a popular guy at the moment: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/worldcup/if-a-wild-bean-cafe-pasty-could-talk-england-fans-hit-twitter-to-mock-phil-nevilles-commentary-debut-9538145.html

[magicrat]

Clarke Carlisle commentating after 4/5 pints of guiness means I'll be akip in about 10 minutes.

Has the arsehole ever said anything remotely insightful or interesting, He just utters a constant stream of drivel that bears some remote resemblance to english .

[Chip Butty]

Phil's a popular guy at the moment: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/worldcup/if-a-wild-bean-cafe-pasty-could-talk-england-fans-hit-twitter-to-mock-phil-nevilles-commentary-debut-9538145.html

Read that today. The corned beef one being the stand out classic.

[Aldonose]

Phil's a popular guy at the moment: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/worldcup/if-a-wild-bean-cafe-pasty-could-talk-england-fans-hit-twitter-to-mock-phil-nevilles-commentary-debut-9538145.html

Haha. Might be a short career change.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Wasn't me, mate. I questioned your claim Italy would thrash (or somesuch) England. Offered you a bet which, it transpires, you would have lost.

I think I said they'd win "easily", which they did. They schooled England. Did a proper Italian job on them.

 

So, I would've won the bet.

[Aldonose]

Has the arsehole ever said anything remotely insightful or interesting, He just utters a constant stream of drivel that bears some remote resemblance to english .

Certain people have a tone to their voice that makes you instantly switch off. Imagine how many yawns people working with him have to suppress.

[Major Tom]

Read that today. The corned beef one being the stand out classic.

Indeed it was. Funny. Even the police were weighing in.

[J-V]

even Carlisle is alright compared to THAT co commentary last night

 

No, Carlisle is a fucking cunt.  I was pissing myself laughing at Neville's commentary last night.  The only thing I'd find funny about Carlisle is watching him being hit by a bus.

[Major Tom]

I think I said they'd win "easily", which they did. They schooled England. Did a proper Italian job on them.

 

So, I would've won the bet.

Haha.

 

 

(I take it you're not serious, obviously.)

[PestiRed]

Oh dear

[Trumo]

Clarke Carlisle says Ecuador's attack is such that even Jackson Martinez can't get into their team. No Clarke, he can't get into their team because he's a Colombian.

[Russ Atmosphere]

It's a sackable offence in my eyes.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Haha. Carlisle is a fucking gimp!

[A Red]

Phil Fucking Neville must be the worst summariser ever. I pressed the red button for the far superior radio commentary, thing is it was about 1/2 a second ahead of the pictures. Once you realise that it spoils it.

[magicrat]

Certain people have a tone to their voice that makes you instantly switch off. Imagine how many yawns people working with him have to suppress.

Yep.

My old man used to bang on about Motson and Woolstenholme and it used to annoy the shit out of me as a kid so maybe its just an age thing but I find some of the pundits and match commentators excruciating at the moment. At least in Mottys day he knew his stuff and didn't have some agenda driven cunt like Carlisle sitting next him spouting incessant shite.

Is it really impossible to find clever people that know about football to present the games and is it necessary to have match commentators that come in pair that never shut the fuck up for more than two seconds and allow viewers to think for themselves?  

[Adebisi]

Shaqiri looks rubbish and his name sounds like a girls. I'm out. 

[PestiRed]

Shaqiri looks rubbish and his name sounds like a girls. I'm out.

 

His set-pieces are worth £10 alone

[Guest LFD]

[J-V]

Roooooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy