Simpsons - Lemon of Troy

[fruitbat]

hey grimey what ya doin

[Sparky]

Legs: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?

Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.

Legs: But what'll I tell the doctor?

Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon.

[fruitbat]

right brain, i dont like you and you dont like me, so lets just do this test and i'll get back to killing you with beer

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after crashing his car homer is being questioned by the police

 

lou: where were you tonight sir

 

homers brain: dont tell him you were at mo's

 

homer: pornography, i was at a pornography shop

 

homers brain: thats it, i'm outta here

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Possibly my favourite single Simpsons gag is this...

 

[Pony Princess]

From the one where Homer steals Moe's car for insurance fraud.. he's dressed head to toe in black burglar garb:

 

Lisa: You look a little nervous, Dad..

Homer: No, YOU look a little nervous, Lisa!

Bart: You're up to something, aren't ya?

Homer: No! I'm just going out to commit certain deeds.

 

From the one where Homer joins the Stonecutters:

 

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[Pony Princess]

Legs: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?

Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.

Legs: But what'll I tell the doctor?

Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon.

 

Jonny Tightlips is an awesome secondary character.

 

 

*getting shot at*

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?

Johnny Tightlips: I see a lot of things.

Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful

 

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Fat Tony: Did you have a nice flight Johnny Tightlips?

Johnny: I aint' sayin' nothin'

Fat Tony: How is your mother.

Johnny: Oh, hey, who says I have a mother?

[md1892]

Marge in Chains is in.

 

Hutz: He's had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: You did?

Hutz: Well, if you replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son".

 

I defy anyone to find a better line than that.

 

I raise you this:

Doctor: Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.

Homer: Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!

[Sparky]

[Pidge]

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[Pidge]

 

Lionel Hutz (aka Miguel Sanchez) is quite possibly the most consistently funny character in the whole series. RIP Phil Hartman.

[Sparky]

I could be here all night. Best 'cut to'...

 

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[Kevin D]

Lisa:Miss Hoover thought I made the whole thing up - she called me "a PC thug".

Homer: I've been called a greasy thug before, too, and it never stops hurting. So here's what we we do: grease ourselves up real good and smash the place with a baseball bat.

 

Homer: No deal, McCutheon, that moon money is mine!

[The_Goat]

The episode with Poochie is a classic. Also the one where Homer gets hair

[Kevin D]

Fat Tony: Homer, as you no doubt recall you were done a favour by our, how should I put this... Mafia crime syndicate.

[Ted]

That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart! THAT WASN'T PAAAART!

[Dicko]

I could be here all night. Best 'cut to'...

 

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Without question the funniest episode ever.

Me and my late friend almost passed out laughing at this.

 

Watch it here.

 

The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 – Lisa’s Date with Density | Watch cartoons online, Watch anime online, English dub anime

Edited November 6, 2011 by Dicko

[Paulie Dangerously]

The Movementarians one is boss when Willie is deprogramming homer in Flanders basement and Ned comes in with marshmallow squares (iirc)

 

Willie: yer ruining the ambience!

Ned: well it is my rumpus room

Willie: ach! Stop calling it that!

 

In fact Flanders has some belters. The one where he goes mad

 

"And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna run you over with my car"

[Pidge]

Without question the funniest episode ever.

Me and my late friend almost passed out laughing at this.

 

Watch it here.

 

The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7 – Lisa’s Date with Density | Watch cartoons online, Watch anime online, English dub anime

 

Love the way they crowbar every locker in the school.

[Remmie]

Shame you can't tell which episodes are Lisa heavy before you watch them, the unfunny, preachy, shit sister and daughter thundercunt bitch from Hades

[Remmie]

I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private, you stick your nose in you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality

[Top of the Kop]

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[Kevin D]

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[Kevin D]

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[Baldi]

Marge in Chains is in.

 

Hutz: He's had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog.

Marge: You did?

Hutz: Well, if you replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son".

 

I defy anyone to find a better line than that.

 

Definitely my favourite....and subtlety delivered by the now departed Phil Hartman

[AngryOfTuebrook]

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