Instant cunt identifiers

[Pureblood]

People who need to piss during the night. 

[Bjornebye]

Robots who don't piss. 

[Section_31]

People who put their photo in their email signature. 

[Remmie]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who put their photo in their email signature. 

What if it's a fit bird that works in a different office? It's great when you correctly identify a fit bird from her voice on the phone by seeing her email picture...

[ZonkoVille77]

17 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who put their photo in their email signature. 

 

We have cunts in work who have their photo as the Linux penguin. Proper fucking nerd weirdos. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

Turns out the homeless man is a convicted murderer.

Then why isn't he in prison?

 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

Turns out the homeless man is a convicted murderer.

 

As if the station workers knew that when they did this to him.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

Turns out the homeless man is a convicted murderer.

Bet you were fucking made up being able to post that. 

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

As if the station workers knew that when they did this to him.

 

I think the most they knew was that he was drunk and being aggressive to a woman and her kid. Had they known he was a killer they probably would have called police, I should think.

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

We have cunts in work who have their photo as the Linux penguin. Proper fucking nerd weirdos. 

IT blerts

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

I think the most they knew was that he was drunk and being aggressive to a woman and her kid. Had they known he was a killer they probably would have called police, I should think.

No prizes for guessing which side you supported when watching the Hunger Games. Although I reckon when you started watching it you was hoping it would be about something different. 

[Jairzinho]

Southern Rail have apologised, and the police are investigating the two workers for common assault.

 

Seems an odd reaction if he was being aggressive to women and children. Surely they would have come to arrest him?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

I think the most they knew was that he was drunk and being aggressive to a woman and her kid. Had they known he was a killer they probably would have called police, I should think.

Did they intervene or call BTP when he was (allegedly) being aggressive?

 

Or did they choose to assault him when he was out for the count? 

 

Fucksake, Stronts, it's not a moral maze. Chucking dirty water on someone who is passed out on the ground is a cunt's trick.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Porsche cunt over the road mowing the lawn with his top off in February.

[Elite]

32 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Porsche cunt over the road mowing the lawn with his top off in February.

Suns out, guns out.

[Jairzinho]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

Suns out, cunts out.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

No weightlifting gloves today though. The massive whopper.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Porsche cunt over the road mowing the lawn with his top off in February.

I'm taking bets on you fucking him before Mook fucks his boss 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm taking bets on you fucking him before Mook fucks his boss 

Yet he seems more your type.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 2/18/2019 at 9:16 AM, cloggypop said:

People who listen to Bono. 

I was rewatching the strummer documentary the other week, and old cockchops takes up a good 10 minutes of it. 

Its galling hearing the tax dodging bastard with shares in Eastern European supermarkets and whatever stashed in the cayman’s talking about how strummer ripped up the rule book from all the rock stars that came before and how he fought for the people.

Paul Hewson man of then people - more like Philip green with plugs and a microphone, the self aggrandising, smug twat.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 2/20/2019 at 1:24 PM, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

People who try too hard to fit in . Live your own life. Have your own time. It’s not against the law to be clueless. We all make mistakes. 

Yeah man, LYOL & WAMM!

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 2/27/2019 at 10:38 AM, cloggypop said:

IT blerts

Fuck off you, you Dutch cunt.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Blokes who use straighteners (this being in an ardja context rather than Anny Road).

in the changeys this morning after biking in, the time it’s taken me to get changed and ready for the office and this whopper is still standing there doing his hair.

was half way to saying to him, the birds prefer it if you don’t loook like ye’ve spent longer getting ready than them. 

Just shook me head and went to the office.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Fuck off you, you Dutch cunt.

Whoa there, this forum already has a Dutch cunt; DT. Wind your clogs in. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

20 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Whoa there, this forum already has a Dutch cunt; DT. Wind your clogs in. 

Cloggy you belgian cunt.