GFAT5 1st round - Solenodon Vs Bichon frise

[Remmie]

Solenodon:

 

Vs

 

Bichon Frise:

[Alan Sex]

Die, you fucking fluffy puppy!

[odris]

Gotta be the Frise because i own one and they rule.

[neko]

that's one ugly creature - the solenodon is not much of a looker either.

 

odris needs a good slap down, so definitely the rat-faced thingie.

[odris]

that's one ugly creature - the solenodon is not much of a looker either.

 

odris needs a good slap down, so definitely the rat-faced thingie.

 

Kinky.

 

My Bichon will rip apart any of your rats, sorry cats.

[Guest simon]

Solenodon looks mean.

[odris]

The Solenodon looks like a deflated hedgehog.

 

Neko, weren't the Bichon your entry? Turning your back on your animal so soon is not a good sign you cat loving freak.

 

Get freaky.

[neko]

The Solenodon looks like a deflated hedgehog.

 

Neko, weren't the Bichon your entry? Turning your back on your animal so soon is not a good sign you cat loving freak.

 

Get freaky.

 

shit, you're right.... i really wanted it to die a horrible, bloody, messy death.

 

i feel dirty now.

 

maybe next round if it survives the rat thing....kodiak bear, perhaps ?

[odris]

That would be a win-win right there for you.

 

I have never even heard of a Solenodon but i imagine it's death to go a little like this.

 

*Human approaches deflated hedgehog*

 

Human: Aww little anorexic hedgehog. Ah shit the bugger hurt me with it's spikes.

 

*Human stands on deflated hedgehog thus ending it's life with a curb stomp to the face, motherfuckerrrrrrrr*

[Strontium]

Bichon Frise is Latin for "food of the Solenodon"

 

True story

[setreal]

A search for "Bichon Frise military victories" came up empty.

So there.

[TheBitch]

How is the bichon frise winning here?

 

Taken from Wiki. . .

 

Solenodons have a few intriguing traits, two of them being the position of the teats (2) on the female, almost on the buttocks of the animal, and the second being the venomous saliva that flows from modified salivary glands in the mandible through grooves on the second lower incisors ("solenodon" derives from the Greek "grooved tooth"). Solenodons are among a handful of venomous mammals.

 

The diet of solenodons consists largely of insects, earthworms, and other invertebrates, but they also eat vertebrate carrion, and perhaps even some living vertebrate prey such as small reptiles or amphibians or bichon frise.

[Thants]

Fluffy dogs? Bejesus.

[Anubis]

That yappy little piece of candyfloss shit cannot be allowed to progress. Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!

[Elmyn Noos]

Awww man, look at the cute little doggie though! I like dogs, and have little or no opinion on Solenodi (for that is the plural, I have decided, of Solenodon - the ugly little cunts).

 

Doggie winner for me.

[Yozzer]

The Bichon is too cute to let it go through were as the rat looks mean and grizzled. I'm doing the dog a favour by not putting it through to the next round to then be mauled by the Norse Elgr!

[Xherdan]

Mean looking Solenodon, easy winner.

[Hand Shandy]

Behind those big doe-eyes lies the cold and callous mind of a killing machi...

 

Ah, who am I kidding.

 

Solenodon through for looking nastier.

 

I mean just look at the dog - it's cute, for fucks sake!

[Remmie]

Solenodon goes through to the next round, no more Bichon "chips" Frise