The world of a woman.

[Section_31]

Dunno if it's a woman thing but my Mrs has got the worst spatial awareness I've ever seen. 

 

If we're in town shopping or somewhere and it's crowded, I'll be able to clock the movement of the crowd and avoid people, I'll speed up or slow down or whatever, but she'll just meander right through them. You see people stopping in their tracks and looking as if to say "what the fuck?". 

[littletedwest]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Dunno if it's a woman thing but my Mrs has got the worst spatial awareness I've ever seen. 

 

If we're in town shopping or somewhere and it's crowded, I'll be able to clock the movement of the crowd and avoid people, I'll speed up or slow down or whatever, but she'll just meander right through them. You see people stopping in their tracks and looking as if to say "what the fuck?". 

Exactly the same with mine

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Dunno if it's a woman thing but my Mrs has got the worst spatial awareness I've ever seen. 

 

If we're in town shopping or somewhere and it's crowded, I'll be able to clock the movement of the crowd and avoid people, I'll speed up or slow down or whatever, but she'll just meander right through them. You see people stopping in their tracks and looking as if to say "what the fuck?". 

Mines the same. I hate walking next to her she pretty much walks into me I’ve found myself in the road because she’s budged into me so much. She did it on James St a few months ago and I nearly got smashed by a bus. Thick as fuck. 

[Creator Supreme]

Spatial awareness is definitely a woman thing. My wife and both of my daughters have no fucking clue what or who is around them when they're walking down the street.

 

I'm sick of telling them to watch they're walking. I'm tempted to let them bump into people and fight they're own battles.

[tokyojoe]

They have absolutely no comprehension of time. I came out of the shower and yelled downstairs 'how long will dinner be'?

 

Back comes the answer '20 minutes'. Fine, that'll give me enough time to draft something up and get it sent out.

 

Three minutes later 'dinner'!

 

I fucking give up.

[manwiththestick]

Ordered a bar of Dairy Milk off Amazon Prime.

[Paulie Dangerously]

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Dunno if it's a woman thing but my Mrs has got the worst spatial awareness I've ever seen. 

 

If we're in town shopping or somewhere and it's crowded, I'll be able to clock the movement of the crowd and avoid people, I'll speed up or slow down or whatever, but she'll just meander right through them. You see people stopping in their tracks and looking as if to say "what the fuck?". 

Don't get me started on the wardrobe again 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Don't get me started on the wardrobe again 

We were all thinking it, Paulie. 

[lifetime fan]

We’ve been having this exact conversation over and over again for weeks…

 

Me: Have you cancelled the insurance on the Mondeo babe? 

Her: No, but I will. 

Me: Ok babe but you’ve been saying that for 3 weeks. 

Her: I’ve been busy! 

Me: I know you have babe but please can you make sure you do it. 

Her: Of course I’ll do it. Like I do everything else around here! 

Today. 

Me: Babe, did you cancel the Mondeo insurance because I’ve just been charged for another month? 

Her: I was going to but I forgot and ran out of time. 

Me: Ok, don’t worry about it. 

Her: Why are you being a prick? I assume you reckon it’s somehow my fault!

[Bjornebye]

Without fail when I get up to make a hot drink I'll ask if she wants one. She will say no thanks then just as the kettles boiled shout through "Oh go on I'll have an earl grey". Every fucking time. Part of me thinks she's on a forum of her own, some mums net type shit laughing about it. The other part of me wonders what her head would look like on a stick. 

[Harry's Lad]

I'm sat there wondering why the radiator in the livvy was so hot but the house wouldn't warm up this morning.

Mrs HL had left the bathroom and bedroom windows and doors wide open 'to air the house out'.

It was minus fucking 3 outside.

 

 

 

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

MrsD received an email a couple of weeks ago telling her that her car needs its MOT before the end of December. 

 

She told me yesterday. I've rang about 15 garages and not one can fit us in because they are shutting for some reason at the end of December. 

 

 

[sir roger]

I hate the wife shouting ' Come and have a look at this ' from another room.

No, I need more data to see if I can be arsed.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

I hate the wife shouting ' Come and have a look at this ' from another room.

No, I need more data to see if I can be arsed.

I just get a shout. And then its usually nothing much at all. Usually a big deal over nothing. Enough about the bedroom though ....

[Special K]

My wife is in charge of the car. All insurance, the car itself etc..are in her name. She deals with everything. She was busy last week so asked me to arrange a service. I did, only to be told a few days later that they couldn't pick the car up as the MOT ran out in April!!!!!!

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

My missus returned from 4 days away in the middle of the night and thought it would be clever to sneak in and wake me up with a kiss, she was upset that I woke up screamed and judo chopped her in the side of the head.

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

My missus returned from 4 days away in the middle of the night and thought it would be clever to sneak in and wake me up with a kiss, she was upset that I woke up screamed and judo chopped her in the side of the head.

She's lucky you aren't Corporal Jones, otherwise she would have got the old cold steel.

[tokyojoe]

I remember when I was with my ex in bed. I'd was asleep, dreaming and I'd been playing the unmentionable earlier.

 

My dream came to head and I swung over and she got hit by a spectacular right foot volley.

 

No wonder we got divorced.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

I remember when I was with my ex in bed. I'd was asleep, dreaming and I'd been playing the unmentionable earlier.

 

My dream came to head and I swung over and she got hit by a spectacular right foot volley.

 

No wonder we got divorced.

 

Your ex was a fence?

 

Now it all makes sense !!!!! 

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Your ex was a fence?

 

Now it all makes sense !!!!! 

I give up.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

I give up.

 

hahahahahaha don't you dare D

[Harry Squatter]

On 02/12/2022 at 00:55, lifetime fan said:

We’ve been having this exact conversation over and over again for weeks…

 

Me: Have you cancelled the insurance on the Mondeo babe? 

Her: No, but I will. 

Me: Ok babe but you’ve been saying that for 3 weeks. 

Her: I’ve been busy! 

Me: I know you have babe but please can you make sure you do it. 

Her: Of course I’ll do it. Like I do everything else around here! 

Today. 

Me: Babe, did you cancel the Mondeo insurance because I’ve just been charged for another month? 

Her: I was going to but I forgot and ran out of time. 

Me: Ok, don’t worry about it. 

Her: Why are you being a prick? I assume you reckon it’s somehow my fault!

If this situation was reversed she would go mad and never shut up about it. Probably not buy you a Christmas present just to prove a point.

 

One fella in work was in the office during the train strike. Insisted to his Mrs  that he would get the buss home. She of course knew better and came into town to pick him up despite repeatedly telling her not to. 

 

It took them an hour and a half to get home due to the traffic and she moaned non stop. Also that she was late going out and had no time to do her hair properly. This was all his fault.

[Stouffer]

I'm sure I've posted this before but Mrs. S' really believed that "Angels with dirty souls" from Home Alone was a real film.

[Bjornebye]

This is happening, live. She's walking round the house counting to herself because she did a Crosby Beach walk with the family this morning but didn't get to 10'000 steps and it's raining out so she can't go for a walk. 

 

Absolute head the balls. 

[Furmedge]

Reserved a new build before Christmas and told her we need to tighten our belts for the next few months to get used to the new mortgage so it doesn't hit us when we actually move. On top of that whatever we can save between now and the moving date I'm happy to spend on finishing touches, furniture etc. She's well on board, so as of today, new year, new me and all that shite we're saving every penny we can and not splurging out on shit we don't need so we can spend it on the things we want when we move.

 

So far today she's spent £60 on a three day juice cleanse, £20 on a book to make a note of the money she's spending/saving and £60 on a jacket she can go walking in to be more healthy.