What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I fucking knew you'd gone soft.

Bit harsh. My bird is vegan and I went in with her. I didn't choose off my own back to go into the fucking place. 

 

They have some lovely teas. I'm trying anything and everything to sort out my mind and wellbeing.  

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bit harsh. My bird is vegan and I went in with her. I didn't choose off my own back to go into the fucking place. 

 

They have some lovely teas. I'm trying anything and everything to sort out my mind and wellbeing.  

I work with a Vegan and they can hardly eat fuck all, don't know how they cope.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

I work with a Vegan and they can hardly eat fuck all, don't know how they cope.

Not as bad as you might think to be fair. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Not as bad as you might think to be fair. 

She just eats beans on toast and Greggs sausage rolls. Said it's cleared her arthritis, so must be helping.

[Captain Turdseye]

A veggie abomination and absolutely fuck all from aRdja. Probably the worst weekend all year for this thread. 

[TheHowieLama]

I think our kid is just getting over the food poisoning he contracted when his girl tried to do breakfast. We can only assume she is stellar in other areas.

[polymerpunkah]

Wandering through Queen Victoria Market in Melbourne, saw some black pudding so decided to give it a go.

 

Was excellent, particularly the sausage.

 

Left the giant tin of beans on the shelf, safe in the knowledge that if I'm ever starving to death, I'll have something heavy with sharp edges to use to club myself to death with.

[polymerpunkah]

Approx. $10 AUS total for the ingredients, btw.

[TheHowieLama]

The food all looks so little

[aRdja]

6 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

Approx. $10 AUS total for the ingredients, btw.

All $10 worth of the ingredients are on display or did you only use a portion?

[Bob]

6 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

Wandering through Queen Victoria Market in Melbourne, saw some black pudding so decided to give it a go.

 

Was excellent, particularly the sausage.

 

Left the giant tin of beans on the shelf, safe in the knowledge that if I'm ever starving to death, I'll have something heavy with sharp edges to use to club myself to death with.

Toast looks good. Nice eggs. Sausage looks good two - where’s the second one?

 

Needs beans.

[Fugitive]

8 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

Wandering through Queen Victoria Market in Melbourne, saw some black pudding so decided to give it a go.

 

Was excellent, particularly the sausage.

 

Left the giant tin of beans on the shelf, safe in the knowledge that if I'm ever starving to death, I'll have something heavy with sharp edges to use to club myself to death with.

 

[polymerpunkah]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

All $10 worth of the ingredients are on display or did you only use a portion?

I bought another sausage and more bacon and blood pudding. 

[Bjornebye]

That could be the most Monday looking breakfast ever. Respect for the anti-bean stance though. 

[Dr Nowt]

10 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

I think our kid

 

[aRdja]

30 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

I bought another sausage and more bacon and blood pudding. 

Okay so you’d say that plate would’ve been $7 worth of ingredients so c£4. Decent.

 

Good quality black pudding? It’s not a common breakfast item in Melbourne, no? I wouldn’t know where to find it.

[polymerpunkah]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

Okay so you’d say that plate would’ve been $7 worth of ingredients so c£4. Decent.

 

Good quality black pudding? It’s not a common breakfast item in Melbourne, no? I wouldn’t know where to find it.

The pudding was good. I only saw it at one of the shops at the market, and that only by chance. 

 

 

[KMD7]

11 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

Wandering through Queen Victoria Market in Melbourne, saw some black pudding so decided to give it a go.

 

Was excellent, particularly the sausage.

 

Left the giant tin of beans on the shelf, safe in the knowledge that if I'm ever starving to death, I'll have something heavy with sharp edges to use to club myself to death with.

Disappointing lack of beans, and a knife. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

One more sausage, bacon, some beans and that'd be good to go.

[Tony Moanero]

I’d eat that, although I’d want seconds, maybe thirds. No beans, obviously.

[Evelyn Tentions]

3 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Disappointing lack of beans, and a knife. 

The knife being necessary to stab yourself in the eye because some cunt ruined it by polluting it with beans.

[polymerpunkah]

11 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Disappointing lack of beans, and a knife. 

The monkey was using it. Vs. a koala.

[Remmie]

On 14/09/2019 at 23:50, Strontium Dog™ said:

Location: Strummers, Birkenhead

 

 

Now I am obviously limited by vegetarianism, but even so, this was a somewhat eccentric plate.

 

Beans, hash brown and tomatoes were exactly as you would expect. Mushrooms were ok, underdone in my book. Egg didn't look much, but the yolk was runny and it tasted good. Toast was fine, I would have preferred fried bread but it's not even an option! Cauliflower cheese grill shouldn't be anywhere near a breakfast. The veggie Lincolnshire sausage was the best thing on the plate, but I had to get it as an extra - it only comes as standard on the vegan breakfast (which, incidentally, also features a veggie burger - wtf). I did not choose or consume the lamb's lettuce. You can have unlimited tea or coffee, but I elected for fresh orange juice instead, which I'm sure will go down well on here.

 

I can't really complain about the cost, £3.90 plus 60p for the sausage. I'll probably come here again and just order a shitload of eggs, sausages and beans on toast.

I'm so sorry this happened to you mate, is there a helpline you can contact? 

[Remmie]

On 16/09/2019 at 10:12, polymerpunkah said:

I bought another sausage and more bacon and blood pudding. 

Keys, conker? Breakfast? 

[Chip Butty]

On 16/09/2019 at 09:12, polymerpunkah said:

I bought another sausage and more bacon and blood pudding. 

I see the colonies have still not mastered the art of using both a fork, and a knife in unison. 

 

And by some weird piece of misfortune, you must be related to viRdjil's girlfriend, as she cant cook eggs either.