Benitez Nightmare XI

[silverlining]

With (hopefully) the likes of Benayoun, Drosenna and Tennants soon to fuck off forever, it strikes me - in a good way - that we are getting closer and closer to having a team (or at least a first 14) that has no shite players in it at all.

 

So let's celebrate this by looking at an all-time Nightmare Benitez XI, and thank God that we're further away from it than ever before.

 

------------------------Kirkland---------------------

 

Josemi-------Pellegrino----------Paletta---------Drossena

 

Tennants-----Sissoko----------Lucas------Zenden

 

 

--------------Voronin------------Morientes----------

 

Subs: Benayoun, Eggnog, Voronin, Kromkamp, Crouch.

 

I suppose Kirky wasn't actually a Benitez signing, so maybe Shitandje?

 

Anyway, it's taken a while, but I don't think there's any doubt that our first XI or so is really, top, top class.

[House of Dirk]

Two Voronins then ?

[El Rojo]

I assume the captain Mark Gonzalez is injured?

[silverlining]

Two Voronins then ?

 

I told you it was a nightmare

[silverlining]

I assume the captain Mark Gonzalez is injured?

 

Was he *that* bad?

 

*puts on tin helmet*

[robslappa]

Itandje

Josemi

Palletta

Hobbs

Dossena

Nunez

Lucas

Plessis

Leto

Voronin

Gonzalez

[sh#t waffle]

Sissoko and Crouch would be nowhere near that side for me, but the rest is terrifying.

[silverlining]

Itandje

Josemi

Palletta

Hobbs

Dossena

Nunez

Lucas

Plessis

Leto

Voronin

Gonzalez

 

Forgot Leto, but Hobbs? Did he EVER play for us?

[Dicko]

Forgot Leto, but Hobbs? Did he EVER play for us?

 

Reading away last year.

[James Dean]

So much work just to slag off Crouch.:thumbup:

[robslappa]

Forgot Leto, but Hobbs? Did he EVER play for us?

 

 

Yes a couple of times. The only reason I never put Pellegrino in was because signing him gave Sami a rest and he helped the defence with the zonal marking.

[Judge]

Benayoun and Crouch in a nightmare squad?

 

Moron.

[Red Mist]

No way should Sissoko be there. He gave us some mind-boggingly brilliant displays, which the other guys in that list could never claim to have done. Crouchy is way too good for this bunch of slackers too.

[silverlining]

Benayoun and Crouch in a nightmare squad?

 

Moron.

 

Yeah. I think they're both shit, and I'm delighted that one has gone, and the other is going to follow shortly.

[Kingston]

Sissoko - so bad we made a profit on him, like wise Crouch.

 

Oh and hilarious nicknames by the way.

 

Negged.

[silverlining]

No way should Sissoko be there. He gave us some mind-boggingly brilliant displays, which the other guys in that list could never claim to have done. Crouchy is way too good for this bunch of slackers too.

 

He also gave us some mind-bogglingly bad ones too, and is another that I clapped all the way out of Anfield.

[redrosetints]

With (hopefully) the likes of Benayoun, Drosenna and Tennants soon to fuck off forever, it strikes me - in a good way - that we are getting closer and closer to having a team (or at least a first 14) that has no shite players in it at all.

 

So let's celebrate this by looking at an all-time Nightmare Benitez XI, and thank God that we're further away from it than ever before.

 

------------------------Kirkland---------------------

 

Josemi-------Pellegrino----------Paletta---------Drossena

 

Tennants-----Sissoko----------Lucas------Zenden

 

 

--------------Voronin------------Morientes----------

 

Subs: Benayoun, Eggnog, Voronin, Kromkamp, Crouch.

 

I suppose Kirky wasn't actually a Benitez signing, so maybe Shitandje?

 

Anyway, it's taken a while, but I don't think there's any doubt that our first XI or so is really, top, top class.

 

Think you're a bit harse on Momo, Id play Zenden through the middle with Arthur down the left flank. Momo is above that lot. And Crouchy, wheres the silver of the lining gone today ?

[El Rojo]

Was he *that* bad?

 

*puts on tin helmet*

 

For my money, some of his displays were Dossena-esque in wretchedness.

 

Being bullied off the park at Anfield by Gary Neville a couple of years back didn't endear him to me either.

 

No heart or fighting spirit whatsoever.

 

He should be the fulcrum of your Nightmare XI.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

Crouch shouldn't be in that squad. Other than that they are all pony.

[Vedderman]

Ridiculous Sublime

 

Itandje Reina

Josemi Arbeloa

Dossena Aurelio

Pellegrino Skrtel

Paletta Agger

Plessis Mascherano

Nunez Babel

Zenden Alonso

Ngog Torres

Voronin Kuyt

Leto Riera

.

[SpeedyG]

Padielli in goal surely.

[philyhamann]

Anyone who puts Sissoko in there is a mong. And thats all I gotta say about that.

[Guest LFD]

Cisse would be in it.

[philyhamann]

Cisse would be in it.

 

Get the fuck out.

[Guest LFD]

It is Benitez's hated XI not yours.