tlw footy tonight...

[Stu Monty]

So for the purposes of the quoted "joke" you're no longer an atheist?

 

What do you reckon, genius?

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Ace. Do you do the same with all your footwear? Are your slippers called Chill-out and Snooze?

 

Slippers, what the fuck do you think I am?

 

And my new Pred's arent just "Footwear", they are weapons of mass destruction, mainly, i fear, to myself

[Ted]

What do you reckon, genius?

 

Funny. Pity you can't carry that into the outside world, away from the keyboard and monitor.:whistle:

[Stu Monty]

Funny. Pity you can't carry that into the outside world, away from the keyboard and monitor.:whistle:

 

I wonder how annoying it would be if someone spent a whole evening putting a metal tape across your lines and fucking about with your signals. Don't make me come down there and do it, Edward.

 

By the way chaps, which street are you going to be parking on? Are you going to be on the Aigbuth Drive side?

[Paul]

Have you got access to the internet by any chance?

 

I think they have sites set up specifically to show you where streets are and stuff. They're amazing.

 

You'll regret that tonight when I end up on your side.

[Paul]

Did you try Google maps, Paul?

 

Cheers. I never knew such a thing existed. Got it.

[Stu Monty]

You'll regret that tonight when I end up on your side.

 

So you're going to be intentionally shitter to get me back.

 

The level of your cunning knows no boundaries.

[Paul]

Where in the park will we be playing?

[Stu Monty]

Where in the park will we be playing?

 

That doesn't matter. The place where we are meeting matters, then we'll walk to find some space.

[Paul]

So you're going to be intentionally shitter to get me back.

 

The level of your cunning knows no boundaries.

 

There will be no need to exaggerate my shitness. It's inversely proportional to my judgement on all things Red.

[Paul]

That doesn't matter. The place where we are meeting matters, then we'll walk to find some space.

 

Which will be?

[Stu Monty]

There will be no need to exaggerate my shitness. It's inversely proportional to my judgement on all things Red.

 

Oh. My. God.

 

 

 

 

You're going to be amazing!

[Ted]

I wonder how annoying it would be if someone spent a whole evening putting a metal tape across your lines and fucking about with your signals. Don't make me come down there and do it, Edward.

 

By the way chaps, which street are you going to be parking on? Are you going to be on the Aigbuth Drive side?

 

I have contacts in the BTP. They'd throw your candy arse in rail jail before you can say, bagsy on the COSS badge!!

[dave u]

That was about as unexpected as me turning up, getting a shitload of goals and not making a big deal out of it.

 

I'm assuming you're referring to when you play on a wednesday? They must really suck if you can get on the scoresheet so regularly.

 

As for where we meet, might as well just park up in the same place we usually do?

[Stu Monty]

I'm assuming you're referring to when you play on a wednesday? They must really suck if you can get on the scoresheet so regularly.

 

As for where we meet, might as well just park up in the same place we usually do?

 

That would be brilliantly simple if I had any idea how we got there before. I'll be coming in from a different way so won't know where that spot is exactly? I think it's Aigburth road but need confimation; otherwise I'll just be driving around the park looking for some cars...not a great idea.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

That would be brilliantly simple if I had any idea how we got there before. I'll be coming in from a different way so won't know where that spot is exactly? I think it's Aigburth road but need confimation; otherwise I'll just be driving around the park looking for some cars...not a great idea.

 

Aigburth Drive, more or less opposite the Alicia Hotel

[Stu Monty]

Aigburth Drive, more or less opposite the Alicia Hotel

 

Cheers.

 

Dave, ignore that PM, carry on fucking around on the GF if you wish.

[Slam Daniels]

Cheers.

 

Dave, ignore that PM, carry on fucking around on the GF if you wish.

 

I'm bringing my JJB trainers (that are now in their third year of wearing). As skill goes, I'll be slightly worse than Paul says he'll be as I haven't played since... wait for it... 2001.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

I have a spare pair of size 10 Cheyrou White Preds if anyone wants them?

[dave u]

I have a spare pair of size 10 Cheyrou White Preds if anyone wants them?

 

Me me me me me me me me!

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Me me me me me me me me!

 

Sound

[Stu Monty]

I'll be setting off about now then. I really, really hate you local twats.

[dave u]

I'm leaving in 10 mins myself, so what are you bitching about

[Paul]

I'm leaving in 10 mins myself, so what are you bitching about

 

We are kicking off at 7.30, aren't we? Where do you live to need an hour to get there?

[Slam Daniels]

I'm setting off now to see if my legs still know how to run.

 

Nice knowing you all.