Foods which set your arse off

[Section_31]

Fish batter for me from the chippy, puts me in absolute bulk. 

[Bjornebye]

Shrimps in Egypt 

[Mook]

Jalapenos.

 

I love them but just can't eat them, wee bastards.

[Kevin D]

Golden wonder crisps.

[Geoff Woade]

Sour Cream Pringles, Mexican cheese, seafood in general, sweets coated in sugar, mushy peas.

[Mudface]

Coffee, orange juice, coke, any particularly acidic drink. Rice, citrus fruit, anything especially greasy or fatty. I generally avoid bread and cakes too as they make me feel sick and bloated. I can tolerate lager as long as it's not 3-4 days in a row, wine's fine but bitter just goes through me.

[Elite]

Huel.

 

Tried it last year as it was meant to be easy complete nutrition. Only that nutrition must be powdered decomposed badger.

[Section_31]

10 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Coffee, orange juice, coke, any particularly acidic drink. Rice, citrus fruit, anything especially greasy or fatty. I generally avoid bread and cakes too as they make me feel sick and bloated. I can tolerate lager as long as it's not 3-4 days in a row, wine's fine but bitter just goes through me.

 

Cast of Cocoon over here. 

[Mudface]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

Cast of Cocoon over here. 

 

Sadly, IBS since my early twenties.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Sadly, IBS since my early twenties.

 

My sympathies. Have had it myself since about 15 but it calms down from time to time. Tends to kick off when I'm stressed, such as at airports. 

[skend04]

Green chillies, nature's enema, and coffee on an empty stomach. Boiled eggs on occasion have stripped my intestines within a matter of hours of eating them. They are the worst offenders. All have the ability to clear my colon.

[Pidge]

Your mum's rhubarb crumble.

[Jairzinho]

Just coffee.

 

Have to always think very carefully every time I have a cup if I need to go out anywhere within the next half an hour.

[Fowlers God]

Porridge; Chip Shop; Chillies seeds; Strong Pain Killers. 

 

Worst part is that I have since having my gallbladder removed I have developed Vasovagal Syncope. 

 

So if anything sets my stomach off in a bad way I now pass out. - Great isnt it, 

[Jennings]

Jalapeno peppers destroy my guts now.

 

A short period of time after eating them, I just need to shit. Like, immediately. Emergency. 

[Harry's Lad]

My lad has IBS, not much fun for him on the wagons.

Coffee and anything greasy or spicy kick him off.

I don't have that problem, quite the opposite in fact. 

I'm usually that bunged up if I ate Semtex it wouldn't shift it. Which isn't much fun either.

 

 

[Mook]

18 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Jalapeno peppers destroy my guts now.

 

A short period of time after eating them, I just need to shit. Like, immediately. Emergency. 

 

 

[littletedwest]

Sausage Cioppino, anything spicy can put me back in the emergency room, if I'm not careful. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Protein milkshakes (pre-made or made from protein powders), red peppers, sausages. 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

 

My sympathies. Have had it myself since about 15 but it calms down from time to time. Tends to kick off when I'm stressed, such as at airports. 

 

Same- mine was mainly mental, I'd get worried about having an attack, which in turn would make an attack more likely... Nice vicious circle and one which made travelling an absolute nightmare. I still avoid trigger foods regardless and I'm very careful about what I eat if I'm travelling, but a course of CBT about 15 years ago really helped, and Fybogel is an absolute game changer.

[Spy Bee]

Batter

Anything with fat in - bye bye rib eye, hello fillet (or rump)

Anything with cream in

Soft cheese

Any significant amount of UPF

[Carvalho Diablo]

I wish I knew because I've just come within a whisker of shitting myself at work.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I wish I knew because I've just come within a whisker of shitting myself at work.

 

Praying it's not peas.

[Pidge]

3 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I wish I knew because I've just come within a whisker of shitting myself at work.

 

Allergic to peas.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Sadly, IBS since my early twenties.

It struck me at the same age but in the form of Colitis. It makes eating anything a crapshoot (quite literally!)