Someone's having a laugh - they Rang Nick and got Ralf

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Arniepie said:

I remember when Ireland, I think,beat England and Ian Wright just sulked in the corner.

Micah Richards is a clueless loud moron who is somehow paid to give an 'expert' analysis which is always spectacularly wrong.

 

I don't think Micah Richards is there to give expert analysis at all. In fact he says that himself. His role is to be the clown to lighten things up. 

[Tj hooker]

Probably a bit of poetic licence with the headline no doubt but the context is probably bang on from this brass necked fucker 

[Bobby Hundreds]

He's a cheeky twat, world class player's don't go missing for 5 years they step up and drag mediocrity along with them as much as they can. He has all the attributes to stand out in this league and even when commentators blow smoke up his arse for the slightest decent thing he does he is still massively underwhelming. They'll improve just with him not being there.

[Harry Squatter]

Rumours that Newcastle have offered him a contract. He will probably earn shitloads there and still be a useless twat. 

[Harry Squatter]

18 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Probably a bit of poetic licence with the headline no doubt but the context is probably bang on from this brass necked fucker 

I like the way Man Utd fans say he's better than Gerrard and then use clips of him playing for Juventus to try to make their point.

[Pete]

19 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Rumours that Newcastle have offered him a contract. He will probably earn shitloads there and still be a useless twat. 

 Black and white stripes to bring the best out of him?

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

 Black and white stripes to bring the best out of him?

They'll probably hire Paul McKenna to get him to think he is actually back at Juventus.

[Elite]

Hopefully Newcastle build a team around the useless cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Elite said:

Hopefully Newcastle build a team around the useless cunt.

In the Championship.

[TheHowieLama]

22 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

 He has all the attributes to stand out in this league

That's the problem - he really doesn't, he is missing the one thing that truly separates world class players.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

23 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

world class players... step up and drag mediocrity along with them as much as they can. 

 

23 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

I like the way Man Utd fans say he's better than Gerrard 

Steven George Gerrard sprang to mind when I read Bobby's post. Pogba isn't fit to gaze upon his shadow.

[polymerpunkah]

Ozil looks to be on the outs with his club team.

 

He and Pogba would make an excellent foundation for a rebuilding Newcastle.

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

Ozil looks to be on the outs with his club team.

 

He and Pogba would make an excellent foundation for a rebuilding Newcastle.

Both Ford Escorts with Lamborghini body kits.

[Scott_M]

I bet Pogba would be ace for us. Klopp would batter performances out of him.
 

I wouldn’t put money on the above or advocate his signing 1% though. 

[Duff Man]

Kind of impressive to spend so much and not have a major trophy to show for it. They're the Montgomery Brewster of football clubs.

[Reckoner]

Ouch ya? oooof for sure

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

25 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Ouch ya? oooof for sure

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

He's not wrong

[Reckoner]

All is not well at the theatre of wet dreams 

 

[littletedwest]

3 hours ago, Reckoner said:

All is not well at the theatre of wet dreams 

 

It's never been better for me.

[TheHowieLama]

At least they didn't boo Maguire.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There was a time when being 21 points ahead of them at this stage of the season would be unthinkable. Now it's unremarkable; expected, really. 

 

Someone needs to let our nearest and dearest know what a real power shift looks like.

[Mcfaggen]

On 18/03/2022 at 14:49, Arniepie said:

I remember when Ireland, I think,beat England and Ian Wright just sulked in the corner.

Micah Richards is a clueless loud moron who is somehow paid to give an 'expert' analysis which is always spectacularly wrong.

 

In was in the studio when NI beat England. Didn’t want to talk after it he was that upset. It was very amusing from my point of view, to be honest. 

but in the main, I like the man. 

[Harry's Lad]

9 hours ago, Reckoner said:

All is not well at the theatre of wet dreams 

 

Someone in the crowd must have complained a bit too strongly about one of his farts.

[Chocoholic]

On 25/03/2022 at 15:50, Elite said:

Both Ford Escorts with Lamborghini body kits.

Oi, the Ford Escort won the World Rally Championship some years back. How dare you imply it's not a winner!

[CapeRed]

On 18/03/2022 at 19:11, Barrington Womble said:

I don't think Micah Richards is there to give expert analysis at all. In fact he says that himself. His role is to be the clown to lighten things up. 

Watched a snippet from one of those US networks Henry , Richards and Carra. Somebody asked what job would you do if not a footballer? Richards said model. Henry said modelling what? Carra said  "helmets". Everybody was in bulk Richards actually crying with laughter.