Bottom (The opening credits in particular)

[Carvalho Diablo]

Yep, I've never really been bothered about celebrities dying, but Mayall going genuinely affected me. It just seemed like the world was a bit shitter without him in it, even little interviews with him were funny, and he could've gone on to do a lot more. His appearances in Man Down, for example, were the reason I started watching it in the first place.

 

Him and Reeves and Mortimer accounted for the overwhelming bulk of the comedy I loved during my teenage years, and that's shaped the things I laugh at even now. If Vic & Bob were to go I reckon I'd be distraught for a week.

100% agree.

 

Don't wish to hijack this thread, not least because Bottom is my favourite ever program, but last year I saw Catterick for the first time, had me in tears. Inspector Ricky Fowler is surely borne from the FF.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The line that gets me every single time, no matter how many times I see it, is when the little kid goes "Trick or Treat you bald-headed bastard."

 

There are just so many side splitting, tear inducing moments to choose from. If I had to then I would probably go with the nudey blackmail porn video in the final ever episode, where Eddie is lip reading, "Yes, oh yes, oh yes, yes, oh yes, OH YEH YEH YEH YES!"

 

In fucking tears.

[Chris]

There are just so many side splitting, tear inducing moments to choose from. If I had to then I would probably go with the nudey blackmail porn video in the final ever episode, where Eddie is lip reading, "Yes, oh yes, oh yes, yes, oh yes, OH YEH YEH YEH YES!"

 

In fucking tears.

 

 

Who is the sexiest man on TV?

Well Kilroy, obviously...

That's right... Kill-Roy.

[Mendoza]

[Chris]

 

 

 

Shall we take a look at yours Mr Richard? 

[Mendoza]

A wazzo pair of jugs

[Dan Vito Corleone]

.........Sarah Ferguson!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Do you mind ?! I'm a respectable man.

[Chris]

I love this outtake from the love bureau episode 

 

[Pureblood]

Tell me more, old bag.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Oh look, they've thrown Aswad through the window.

[Fugitive]

WOMBLES!!!!

[KMD7]

One lump or two Mr Burgler?

[KMD7]

 

And Sad Ken has been shot and so has the jockey

[Bjornebye]

"That papers upside down"

"So are my eyes..."

[The Golden Eel]

That bit in Carnival where he's trying to record a Kilroy-style show and he goes "Should traffic wardens be armed?" before proceeding to fall down the stairs and ends up with his head stuck in the bog. Then look on his face when gets his head out. Classic

[Total Longo]

Nice trousers. They, they remind me of a story I know. A long story. Lasts about fifteen minutes. Erm, once upon a time,there, there was a big forest. And in the middle of the forest there lived... some trousers. Called... Dave.

[The Golden Eel]

That bit in Carnival where he's trying to record a Kilroy-style show and he goes "Should traffic wardens be armed?" before proceeding to fall down the stairs and ends up with his head stuck in the bog. Then look on his face when gets his head out. Classic

 

[Bjornebye]

Nice trousers. They, they remind me of a story I know. A long story. Lasts about fifteen minutes. Erm, once upon a time,there, there was a big forest. And in the middle of the forest there lived... some trousers. Called... Dave.

 

Hahaha pissing myself here 

[Fugitive]

Have you got anymore exploding carrrrots?

[Total Longo]

Hahaha pissing myself here 

 

Nobody else could say the word "trousers" and make it anywhere near as funny. 

[skend04]

"That's a lovely blouse" is my fallback line when my patter is failing with the opposite sex.

[Total Longo]

"That's a lovely blouse" is my fallback line when my patter is failing with the opposite sex.

 

"smashing blouse" - no wonder you aren't getting anywhere.

[KMD7]

"It's very special isn't it"?

[Chris]

EDWARD HITLER WILL YOU GET INTO THE LAVATORY WITH ME THIS INSTANT! 

 

We're... toilet inspectors...