Lucas

[Jairzinho]

Whisper it quitetly, but Immobile doesn't score 40 goals playing for Italy.

 

Just sayin'.

 

That is a very astute observation you have made. I hope you've written it on the MF as well.

[Kevin D]

Great goal, that.

Did you see the young lady at 00:21?

 

I am polite, not dead.

[Jairzinho]

I only hope that she enjoyed the football match. Nothing more.

[Kevin D]

I only hope that she enjoyed the football match. Nothing more.

Okay.

 

In your experiences in Italy, how many times have you had ocassion to meet a pretty Itallian girl that was into football, and not a full fledge lunatic?

[Jairzinho]

Okay.

 

In your experiences in Italy, how many times have you had ocassion to meet a pretty Itallian girl that was into football, and not a full fledge lunatic?

 

Not once. Due to their not existing.

 

Same applies to all of Southern Europe. 

 

Rough with the smooth, etc. Nutters, but with an IQ above that of a plate of asparagus.

[Kevin D]

Not once. Due to their not existing.

 

Same applies to all of Southern Europe. 

 

Rough with the smooth, etc. Nutters, but with an IQ above that of a plate of asparagus.

Did you see her?

 

I might be just the man to introduce her to the finer points of a defensive midfielder.

[Jairzinho]

She will be a loon. They all are.

 

But, in my opinion, you need a bit of that.

[Kevin D]

She will be a loon. They all are.

 

But, in my opinion, you need a bit of that.

Have you had ocassion to investigate her quality:

 

https://www.101greatgoals.com/101ggvideos/ciro-immobiles-wife-jessica-reveals-her-man-prefers-fifa-17-to-hanging-out-with-her-instagram/

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=tablet-android-samsung&tbm=isch&q=immobile+wife&chips=q:immobile+wife,online_chips:jessica+immobile&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiO0umS8NzaAhVoD8AKHeIJAjkQ4lYIMCgB&biw=1280&bih=800&dpr=1.5#imgrc=JafTw3oJOwi2ZM:

 

Obviously it is not appropriate to judge someone on their looks. We should judge people on the content of their character, having said that, though...

[Jairzinho]

I could probably put up with her shit.

[Kevin D]

I could probably put up with her shit.

How much shit would you be willing to tolerate?

 

So, if she was a Trump supporter, would that be it? What if she was a Chicago economist? Would that be it?

[Jairzinho]

How much shit would you be willing to tolerate?

 

So, if she was a Trump supporter, would that be it? What if she was a Chicago economist? Would that be it?

I can confirm that I could not have a relationship with a Chicago economist.

 

I would be unable to have one with a Trump supporter. I find incredibly stupid people quite intimidating.

 

However, I was referring more to the general temperament of Southern European women. It is testing, to say the least. But as someone that has put myself in such a position on multiple occasions, I have no-one else to blame.

[Tony Moanero]

Klopp should appoint Lucas as his new assistant. The trouble is, an iffy result or two and the fanbase would be clamouring for Lucas to replace Klopp.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Klopp should appoint Lucas as his new assistant. The trouble is, an iffy result or two and the fanbase would be clamouring for Lucas to replace Klopp.

More than they are already? Impossible.

 

#Lucas4manager

[Trumo]

Klopp should appoint Lucas as his new assistant. The trouble is, an iffy result or two and the fanbase would be clamouring for Lucas to replace Klopp.

 

He's already playing a part in our training. Apparently, the club will be using Lazio's training ground for pre-match and post-match sessions when they travel to Rome for the second leg, after Lucas put in a word with his club bosses.

[LFC 6 Times]

Heard he’s bringing the machete to the away end on Wednesday.

[dockers_strike]

Is storming the Lazio PoTY vote and it is down to Liverpool fans supposedly. Currently leads Immobile 70% to 15%.

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fans-pay-unique-tribute-14733876

[aws]

Fully deserved.

[Guest Alex_K]

Lucas Leiva - a shining reminder of the dark old days.

[Anubis]

Fully deserved.

Definitely.

 

I'd like to thank Rico, Stringvest, Captain Turdseye, Bjornebeye, Paulie Dangerously, El Rojo, Hades, Dr Nowt, Howie Llama, Jairzinho, Paul, Dougie Do'ins, Numero, Lifetime Fan, Dave Usher, 3 Stacks and Docker's Strike for lending me the log-ons to their multiple accounts and personalities on here, so that I could vote for him multiple times.

[Tony Moanero]

Gutted! Saw this thread had been bumped and assumed we were resigning him.

[ZonkoVille77]

Bring him home.

[Strontium]

Can't believe he's not in the Brazil squad. Casemiro shmasemiro.

[Jairzinho]

If he was called Luke, you'd all be...hang in a sec...

[TheHowieLama]

Every time this gets bumped I think he has died.

[Aventus]

The best player to ever pull on the shirt