Adam Lallana

[A_S]

He's turning to the dark side.

You need a bit of that.

[Pureblood]

He tried to kill that youngling.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Nivea at dawn really, the young lad apparently prefers Oil of Olay.

[El Rojo]

Looks like he might not be suspended if this is right and still in force.

 

Welcome to Anfield, inexplicable 8 match ban.

[dockers_strike]

Well at least he is not banned for the PL.

[sir roger]

Did the kid mention his jeans ?

[El Rojo]

Sent off tonight for U23's

https://youtu.be/vsQrZYjx-MY

The club should get creative with his defence.

 

‘Adam received a concussion in the collision prior to the incident, which regrettably led him to believe that he was a roided New York policeman and his opponent was a miscreant. At that moment, Adam firmly believed he was protecting the community by pushing the player’s head down to get him into the back of his police car in the style of innumerable American police procedural television shows. Liverpool will not be commenting further at this time.’

[suzy]

What on earth was he playing at? Seems out of character, well done Adam, show the young ones how to behave!!

[dockers_strike]

What on earth was he playing at? Seems out of character, well done Adam, show the young ones how to behave!!

 

He got clattered several times with heavy tackles apparently.

[suzy]

He got clattered several times with heavy tackles apparently.

Ok but grabbing him round the neck?? Well over the top! He should have risen above it being by far the senior player.

[Gym Beglin]

Red card for trying to make a child suck himself off.

 

It's political correctness gone mad.

Good.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Even a worm will (Cruyff) turn.

[El Rojo]

This could be the start of his unlikely UFC bid.

[Funkasy]

Who said our players didnt have a fight in them ? a kid albeit and another one hits his lady, but we might start seeing some balls in the future. 

[TheHowieLama]

He got clattered several times with heavy tackles apparently.

 

He could have got stuck in himself -- you know, like you do

 

The only balls in Wor AdLahs future are disco

[G Richards]

Get down the Grafton, Adam. If anyone laughs at your jeans take them outside for a straightener. Bam. Pow. Biff.

[Heinze]

You need a bit of that.

[Jose Jones]

What on earth was he playing at? Seems out of character, well done Adam, show the young ones how to behave!!

He's obviously been on the Flakka with Turdseye and Clyne.

[stringvest]

That's not going to get Barcelona interested at all.

 

 

I'm sending this to him.  Just make sure you stay away from Anfield, or he may pull the choker on you when you least expect it.  

[Anubis]

Sent off tonight for U23's

[YouTube]]https://youtu.be/vsQrZYjx-MY[/YouTube]

"Bend over little one, you're my wife now!"

[The Guest]

I don’t mind him reacting. The cunts are probably on a bonus to try and injure him. I’d have preferred if he’d tried to cause some injury worthy tackles himself. They’ve got a lot more to lose than he does and it might teach them a lesson. Not sure what he did was worth getting a red card for. The lads probably laughing at him this morning. He wouldn’t have been with a broken ankle.

[VladimirIlyich]

Nice to know he still exists.

[Jairzinho]

This could be the start of his unlikely UFC bid.

I support LFC not UFC.

[Priory Doctor]

He looks like he has been sleeping in the doorway of Boots in town for the last few weeks.

[VladimirIlyich]

I don’t mind him reacting. The cunts are probably on a bonus to try and injure him. I’d have preferred if he’d tried to cause some injury worthy tackles himself. They’ve got a lot more to lose than he does and it might teach them a lesson. Not sure what he did was worth getting a red card for. The lads probably laughing at him this morning. He wouldn’t have been with a broken ankle.

Why would anybody try to injure him?He's more than capable of doing that himself.