Summer Transfers 2014

[Major Tom]

I think he knows that people are speculating. What he might be too polite to ask is why speculate like a bunch of fucking hysterical fannies?

 

But, who cares, bossy? I reserve the right to act like a hysterical fanny (not that anyone is, mind!) when we are linked - however tenuously - to Wilfried Bony for 25 freaking million pounds..

 

It's just chat. Obviously what will be, will be.

[Dave D]

To be fair, we did once spend one winter and one whole summer transfer window fairly recently pursuing Charlie Adam.

 

We've seen it happen before, we get hysterical if we think its happening again 

[Major Tom]

To be fair, we did once spend one winter and one whole summer transfer window fairly recently pursuing Charlie Adam.

 

We've seen it happen before, we get hysterical if we think its happening again 

 

Well, yeah, and this.

[ngogswilly]

As sure as night follows day the words "fanny" and "hysterical" come out in force when people being speculating or raising concerns in any forum.

 

I for one am not concerned, happy enough with our transfer dealings and am happy enough with who we are being linked with.

 

But it drives me fucking bananas when people start this "STOP BEING A HYSTERICAL FANNY" shite when about 3% of the posting forum are hysterical fannies. 

 

I had a look over at RAWK, thats the type of shite getting spouted non stop over there

[El Rojo]

Lads, Rodgers knows what he's doing.

 

If he wants Bony and Lovren, then get the fuckers in. This is his orchestra now, and he's conducting them as he sees fit.

If he gets it wrong, it won't be long before he's back busking.

 

I agree in theory, though with these names I'm a little worried that he's replacing the violence concerto of Suarez with a few comb and tissue paper buskers. 

[Baltar]

Bony and Remy? Please do not be true. Fuck sake, we almost won the league last season, we're back in the Champions League...we're an attractive destination for a lot of top players so why are we behaving like a mid-table club by signing average players? Come on, show some fucking ambition and make a proper marquee singing or two. We'll have £75M to spend, go out and buy (or at least try) a £50M player like Rodriguez to replace Suarez. Bony and Remy...fucking hell.

[ZonkoVille77]

As sure as night follows day the words "fanny" and "hysterical" come out in force when people being speculating or raising concerns in any forum.

 

I for one am not concerned, happy enough with our transfer dealings and am happy enough with who we are being linked with.

 

But it drives me fucking bananas when people start this "STOP BEING A HYSTERICAL FANNY" shite when about 3% of the posting forum are hysterical fannies.

 

I had a look over at RAWK, thats the type of shite getting spouted non stop over there

STOP BEING A HYSTERICAL FANNY

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

No more hysterical fannies you dramatic cunts.....

[Josef Svejk]

Bony and Remy? Please do not be true. Fuck sake, we almost won the league last season, we're back in the Champions League...we're an attractive destination for a lot of top players so why are we behaving like a mid-table club by signing average players? Come on, show some fucking ambition and make a proper marquee singing or two. We'll have £75M to spend, go out and buy (or at least try) a £50M player like Rodriguez to replace Suarez. Bony and Remy...fucking hell.

 

31 league goals between them last season. The same as Suarez. For clubs that scored fewer goals between them than we did.

 

I'd rather the likes of Sanchez, don't get me wrong. But they're both good players...

[Remmie]

But, who cares, bossy? I reserve the right to act like a hysterical fanny (not that anyone is, mind!) when we are linked - however tenuously - to Wilfried Bony for 25 freaking million pounds..

 

It's just chat. Obviously what will be, will be.

Where have you got the £25m figure from?

[Josef Svejk]

Where's the hysteria?

 

[cloggypop]

Bony is seriously underrated on here. I wanted him here since he was at Vitesse. He will score 20+ goals for us easy. 19m is a bargain for what he is. He is not Suarez like but who is?

 

Watch this and cheer the fuck up.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiG83lkdlIw

[MikeC]

All this talk of fanny has made me get my cock out.

[Major Tom]

Where have you got the £25m figure from?

 

Made it up.

[El Rojo]

 

Jonjo's let himself go.

[Josef Svejk]

Jonjo's let himself go.

 

It's a long summer when you don't make a World Cu squad...

[Boss]

Apparently were lodging a 12 million pound bid for James Tompkins from West Ham because Southampton are playing hard ball over Lovren.

[El Dangerous]

Apparently were lodging a 12 million pound bid for James Tompkins from West Ham because Southampton are playing hard ball over Lovren.

If this is true then my vagina is becoming hysterical!

[J-V]

Keylor Navas is off to Bayern.  Strange move he's been excellent during the World Cup yet will play 2nd fiddle to Neuer for the rest of his career.

[Paco]

lallana and bony goals from last year will at least replace suarez goals.

 

never gonna replace the man.

 

 

need to replace his goals and assists.

[Boss]

If this is true then my vagina is becoming hysterical!

 

It's not true, just thought i'd add to the growing hysteria.

[Trumo]

 

Nightcat?

[El Dangerous]

It's not true, just thought i'd add to the growing hysteria.

It's too late, it's positively dripping with rage!

 

What's happening with that Juan Iturbe this summer? I'm not going to profess to have watched him grow in to a beautiful butterfly but he seems to fit the profile of what we'd look for in a Suarez replacement.

[Cardie]

I'm starting to come around to the 'greater than the sum of it's parts' idea for this team.

 

We can't replace Suarez so let's improve the overall quality of the team. Make ourselves harder to beat with multiple attacking threats on the field and on the bench.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Lee909]

We should have offered Barca 45 million for Sanchez, even when it was obvious he didn't want to play for us.  Force them to force him to pick us, even if we have to overpay by 10 million for him (or worst case, drive the price up for Arsenal even more).  

 

 

We could have offered 100ml if Sanchez wouldn't sign for us it doesn't matter.

Barca would still have sold him for what they could get from Arsenal so they had the money for Suarez