Michael Owen - Horrible, Judas Twat

[Dan]

there should be a sign erected somewhere on this site stating 'michael owen is a little cunt,and always will be' then we wouldnt have to vent our fury at him every 3 months because it will be immortalised in that sign

[Guest San Don]

Owen was exceptionally naive going to them and thinking he'd get more than the odd game here and there. The once great striker is now reduced to being a bit part player for the club in the likes of the League Cup. How the mighty have fallen!

 

Might have been better for his career if he had of signed for someone like Stoke who were supposedly interested in him.

 

I dont believe half the shit he says in that article about not playing games for united not bothering him. Like fuck it does!

[Red Banjo]

158 goals for LFC in 6 years, most of his England goals as well during this time

56 for everyone else in 6 years, relegated to BT advert using 'non-world cup' 'Stars'

 

That is a hell of a stat there.

 

And those trophies you left to win Michael, how are they doing?

 

It makes me a little sad that a player i once idolised, and scored so many goals for us, is thought of the way he is now, but you made your bed little man, and i hope its fucking comfortable.

 

Ofcourse the vertically challenged dickhead won't care at all, he'll still have his £40m to comfort him, but his career should be used to show that the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence. And sometimes you should really appreciate what you have, before you consider throwing it all away.

 

Oh and cunt. Needed to get that in.

[istvankozma]

He's banking on them winning the league and him getting 10 appearances in for a medal.

If that happened he'd retire and claim his career as a success.

[Dan]

cunt, 'noun'

a common slang word for a womans vagina, michael owen.

 

'that woman has a cunt'

'michael owen is a cunt'

 

thats what it says in the dictionary i swear!!

[RedBrian84]

Hope he retires and has a Merson-style slip into insanity that goes even worse and leaves him unable to speak. Or show his square head in countless adverts/easy money opportunities. His football epitaph will read "1997-2004" and for that I'm very, very happy. Enjoyed your six years post Liverpool have you? Ha. Prick.

[mypost]

I clicked on a story on the skysports website that was titled. "Owen - I could call it a day."

 

Have a guess which newspaper he gave the story to?

 

Trap...fall...

 

But the paper and the broadcaster are pretty much all the same anyway.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Trap...fall...

 

But the paper and the broadcaster are pretty much all the same anyway.

 

Hope Bray shit all over you tomorrow

[fowler9]

in Istanbul we won it 5 times.....

[RedinSweden]

Who owns both Sky and the s*n?

 

Duncan Oldham.

[t1971]

Where was he is Istanbul?

[fowler9]

I was watching that A League of their own the other week and Judas McCunt was one of the guests and they had to guess Usain Bolt's favourite 3 things about his proffession anyway Cunty Wunty tells this story about when Bolt joined Ushited in training before it cuts to Bolt talking about the star footballers he had met and started listing them Rooney, Eto'o etc and i was thinking i bet Cuntface is just sat there waiting for his name to be mentioned then Jack Whitehall pointed out Cunt's look of dismay when he was mentioned, i quite enjoyed it

[gkmacca]

I can't believe Owen's parents are anything other than embarrassed by how he behaves these days. I know Terry's a bluenose, but he's a decent sort of bloke and must find all of this crassness hard to take.

[Duff Man]

That nasty midget tag is ace

[sir roger]

I was watching that A League of their own the other week and Judas McCunt was one of the guests and they had to guess Usain Bolt's favourite 3 things about his proffession anyway Cunty Wunty tells this story about when Bolt joined Ushited in training before it cuts to Bolt talking about the star footballers he had met and started listing them Rooney, Eto'o etc and i was thinking i bet Cuntface is just sat there waiting for his name to be mentioned then Jack Whitehall pointed out Cunt's look of dismay when he was mentioned, i quite enjoyed it

 

Yes I enjoyed that bit. The other bit i laughed at was where the question was ' name 3 clubs that Michael Owen has played for ? ' and Owen says 'Real Madrid, Liverpool ' & then has a quick think before ' Manchester United '

[Gray Riley]

For some reason I still like the lad. I prefer to think of the positives he brought to the club. I've got no time for Masch tho and can't explain the difference.

[23_Carra_Gold]

For some reason I still like the lad. I prefer to think of the positives he brought to the club. I've got no time for Masch tho and can't explain the difference.

 

The difference is Masch never lied to us, allowed us to get a fair fee for him AND will never play for United.

 

Wait...what are we proving?

[gkmacca]

Apparently the S*n is now claiming it's interviewed Mascher. Don't know if it's true.

[Mbrownrigg]

I hope he thinks that playing maybe 20 matches for the mancs was worth ruining his reputation with LFC fans.

 

Don't forget his league cup winners medal