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[KMD7]

 

 

Have you caught any of that program with his old man?

I didn't mate thankfully although I can imagine how truly horrific it must have been to sit through though. Fucking eye aids.

 

Amen to that.

 

I really have no adequate words for that skidmark; his success baffling and his act cringe-making in equal measure. That he far outstrips Corden, who does actually have some acting and writing talent as much as it pains me to say it, as dross regularly infecting my eyes and ears, is quite a barometer.

Nail on head there mate.

[Dr Nowt]

Apart from his shenanigans with that shit rag, I have always liked Corden.

 

Small doses.  Very.  The exact opposite of what gets served up.

[General Dryness]

Apart from his shenanigans with that shit rag, I have always liked Corden. 

 

So he appeals to the older, more easily pleased generation.

 

Lets face it Stringy, to you comedy is someone saying "whoops Auntie, have a banana" and falling over.

[Champ]

So he appeals to the older, more easily pleased generation.

 

 

You can go off a person...

[stringvest]

And to you hoo doo foreplay is something saying "baa" and not being able to run fast enough.  

 

And as you may find out if you haven't been killed by someone in your family soon, the older you get, the less easily pleased you become.  Perhaps you should have tried a few of your killer lines out on me 30 years ago.  You may have elicited a giggle then.  

[Jairzinho]

You'd have pissed yourself.

[Bjornebye]

You'd have pissed yourself.

 

That happens regardless 

[stringvest]

pissing is no problem with my incontinence shants.  Perfect for long summer evenings.  

[Jairzinho]

Joke stealing cunt.

[stringvest]

it's not stealing, it's an homage.

[Jairzinho]

it's not stealing, it's an homage.

 

Not you, sir.

[Bjornebye]

he meant me the fucking crying cunt 

[stringvest]

he meant me the fucking crying cunt 

 

you still on the train?

[Harry Squatter]

People with ridiculously tight knit families who live in each other pockets. Always a massive drama and everyone gets involved in everyone else's business. Also fear or hatred of anything different or any outsiders.

[Section_31]

Whitehall is a good shout, total cunt.

[General Dryness]

And to you hoo doo foreplay is something saying "baa" and not being able to run fast enough.  

 

And as you may find out if you haven't been killed by someone in your family soon, the older you get, the less easily pleased you become.  Perhaps you should have tried a few of your killer lines out on me 30 years ago.  You may have elicited a giggle then.  

 

Stringy, just because I live here, it doesn't mean I have to embrace all of the customs.

 

You're just not happy unless you're regaling us with some tale of how outstanding your existence is. Were you less of a cunt 30 years ago?

[stringvest]

Of course my existence is outstanding. I was probably more of a cunt 30 years ago though. I've mellowed in many ways, and grown more intolerant in others. Or perhaps just more discerning. Either way, I was a cunt then and I am now. Hope that clears it up for you.

[Adebisi]

Lisa is a bender and Ralph is a dumdum. Even if Ralph wasn't a total sperg, Lisa never would have put about for a beta male like Ralph. She only got with Nelson that time because he was the rough bad boy type that all girls fall for at some point. 

So to answer your question, I don't know. 

- EDIT - Dang wrong thread

[moof]

Lisa is a bender and Ralph is a dumdum. Even if Ralph wasn't a total sperg, Lisa never would have put about for a beta male like Ralph. She only got with Nelson that time because he was the rough bad boy type that all girls fall for at some point.

 

So to answer your question, I don't know.

 

- EDIT - Dang wrong thread

HA HA!

[General Dryness]

Of course my existence is outstanding. I was probably more of a cunt 30 years ago though. I've mellowed in many ways, and grown more intolerant in others. Or perhaps just more discerning. Either way, I was a cunt then and I am now. Hope that clears it up for you.

 

I typed out a big response to this, but my internet spazzed out and I lost it. You're not getting that much of my time again.

 

Bottom line is that your constant self aggrandizing bores the fucking shit out of me, so you're on ignore. Don't ever turn into chocolate. You might eat yourself.

[stringvest]

I typed out a big response to this, but my internet spazzed out and I lost it. You're not getting that much of my time again.

 

Bottom line is that your constant self aggrandizing bores the fucking shit out of me, so you're on ignore. Don't ever turn into chocolate. You might eat yourself.

 

oh dear.  

[Tony Moanero]

Rolled jeans worn above the shoe.

[Dr Nowt]

Intentionally or otherwise, Tony's post is essentially the Mum of the family going "So, what does everyone fancy watching tonight?" when words have been had at the Christmas dinner table, followed by tension as everyone chews in silence.

[stringvest]

Intentionally or otherwise, Tony's post is essentially the Mum of the family going "So, what does everyone fancy watching tonight?" when words have been had at the Christmas dinner table, followed by tension as everyone chews in silence.

Haha! I'm not sure what I've done to upset Hudu, but that's probably because I'm also lacking in self-awareness and a sense of irony. Even super great me can get things wrong occasionally.

[stringvest]

Lisa is a bender and Ralph is a dumdum. Even if Ralph wasn't a total sperg, Lisa never would have put about for a beta male like Ralph. She only got with Nelson that time because he was the rough bad boy type that all girls fall for at some point. 

So to answer your question, I don't know. 

- EDIT - Dang wrong thread

Unlucky Ralph