GF alternative movie endings

[neko]

das boo - a disappointing film about an amateur stage actor and his quest for fame and fortune in post-war germany.

[Stott]

Bi

 

Tom Hanks gets confused inside a 12 year old boys body

[Stott]

The Thin Blue Lin

 

Corries Lin Perry gets found dead in a cold bath after not eating for a fortnight

[odris]

The taking of Pelham 1 2.

 

Armed men hijack a New York City subway train, holding the passengers hostage in return for a ransom, and turning an ordinary day's work for dispatcher Walter Garbe into a face-off with the mastermind behind the crime until they realise they are on the wrong train.

[odris]

Taxi Drive - A mentally unstable Vietnam war veteran works as nighttime taxi driver in a city whose perceived decadence and sleaze feeds his urge to violently lash out, attempting to save a teenage prostitute (Chris Tucker). Comical genius with the line "Taxi drive" repeated 263 times throughout the film by none other than the comic himself Christ Tucker.

[odris]

American History - Documentary shot from the back off a 5th grade elementary school in Kansas. Run time : 72 days.

[odris]

Forrest Gum - A mentally retarded man gets lost in the woods one night and his only way of survival is to eat the gum left stuck to the trees so he can blow a bubble big enough for him to live inside of.

[ChunkyBarcode]

Star wars : A New Hop

 

A courageous band of real ale drinkers seek to overthrow the tyranny of an all-powerful intergalatic brewery.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

A Fistful Of Dollar - The man with no name deals out some necessary punishment for the useless twat David Van Day.

[ChunkyBarcode]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drago

 

-Soviet boxing autorities turn to the art of ninjitsu in order to defeat Rocky Balboa.

 

 

Black Hawk Dow

 

-US Special forces attempt to stave off the collapse of the world banking banking system.

[sh#t waffle]

Office Spac

A film about pretty much everyone I work with

[Acid]

Clerk

 

Wouldnt it be better if it was just about Randal?

[Acid]

'Iron Ma!' - One womans quest, to reach the bottom of the ironing pile.

 

30 - King Leonidas decides on taking just 30 men to thermopylae, and gets battered.

 

War of the World - The greatest film about the greatest war ever. The Australia-American war.

[Steve Holt]

12 Angry Me - A documentary about the career of Adam Sandler.

 

City of Go - Denzel Washington stars as the man who is in charge of maintaining New York City's traffic lights. When terrorists hack into the system, he must track them down before they turn every light to green, with horrific consequences.

 

WALL - Documentary film about the re-unification of Germany.

 

Reservoir Dog - Pixar animation about a stray dog, named Rover, who lives next to a reservoir, scrounging whatever food he can. But when a young boy falls in the reservoir, Rover finds not only the courage to rescue him, but the love of a new friend. Voiced by John Cusack.

 

The Apart Men - A film about a group of men who never meet.

 

Brave Hear - A film about a man who overcomes his phobia of noise. Starring Sean Penn.

 

Unforgive - A film about a man who decides, retrospectively, not to accept that apology after all.

 

Into The Wil - A remake of the classic Inner Space starring Will Smith and Jack Black.

 

Children of ME - A documentary about the suffering of children who have ME.

 

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wool? - A woman from Chester tries to intimidate a bunch of Scouse birds, with hilarious consequences.

 

Honey I Blew Up The Bab - Rick Moranis accidentally fires his crazy laser at an ex-Liverpool defender, now the army must be called in to stop his terrifying rampage upon Goodison Park.

 

Angels and Demon - An unfair fight from the start, this epic tale of children of Heaven versus only one spawn of Hell, doesn't last very long.

[Remmie]

Gran Turin - Cryptic crossword puzzle for a certain assortment of athletes who play a certain sport, dressed as barcodes and call themselves Juventus/Old lady gets revenge on Korean gangs in large Italian town.

[Remmie]

Tomorrow never Die - An amusing James Bond take on the Princess' tragic yet amusing death.

 

Gorillas in the Mis - Beastiality adventures with Sigourney Weaver

 

Any which way but Loos - More beastiality fun times as an Orang-utan puts it in every last orifice of Rebecca Loos

 

The full Mont - Watch Stu as he gorges on food whilst getting nude. Hmmm. Maybe I'll miss that one.

[Remmie]

Le Hain - Peter Hain gets proper naughty in France and shit.

 

F**tball Factor - Danny Dyer tries to land a plane and do an assault course whilst where shit all in one suits.

 

The Wedding Singe - Watch Adam Sandler in his most hilarious role ever of getting burnt.

 

Run Fatboy Ru - Simon Pegg Rues making shit films whilst jogging.

 

X-Me: Wolverine and co neck for 2 hours.

 

30: A film 10% as good as 300

[Remmie]

PS Yes I do realise I spelt Gran Torino wrong, so fucking what!

[Remmie]

Donnie Dark: The rabbit has Negroplasty

[Remmie]

Who framed Roger Rabbi - Jewish Persecution goes so far deep it even affects cartoons.

[Remmie]

Mement: Mark Lawrenson can't remember who murdered his moustache.

[Remmie]

The Pianis: Man plays piano with his 9 inch langer.

[Remmie]

There will be Bloo: Damn bitters everywhere. Ifithadntbeenfor the oil...

 

Children of Me: Springlegged off-spring, spring the pigs.

[ChunkyBarcode]

West Side Stor

 

-2 rival Manhattan gangs kick up a song and dance about the ownership of new neighbourhood coffeehouse.

 

 

 

The Dirty Doze.

 

-US Convicts fall asleep in a pig sty.

 

 

 

Chitty Chitty Bang Ban

 

-Documentary exploring the economic fallout after the IMF stop the UK government from trying to write-off it's own debt.

[dirty_sanchez]

I don't know how I missed this thread, but I think my entire day's allocation of rep is going on it.