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    I preferred D:Ream, singing 'Things can only get Cheddar'
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    To the tune of Button Moon # He's Yo-ssi Ben-a-youn # He's Yo-ssi Ben-a-youn # Ben-a-youuuun # Ben-a-youuuun *Apologies to youngsters unaware of old kids programme 'Button Moon'
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    The Thin Blue Lin Corries Lin Perry gets found dead in a cold bath after not eating for a fortnight
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    Bi Tom Hanks gets confused inside a 12 year old boys body
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    Peter Andre: Tender Rape
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    Is this Barris on Rice Lane? I went in once and all they had was ONE can of orange!!! It was the Last Tango in Barris. :(
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    Teddy Sheringham: He'd Shag Dirty Men
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    The Wrestler. 9/10. I'd definitely recommend it. Some very funny scenes when he's working in the American version of Farmfoods on the Deli counter. Sweet Child O'Mine was The Ram's walk on music too which turned it from an 8 1/2 to a 9.
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    'Teeth like a tray of roast potatoes' Also, on farting in bed - 'Wind in the Pillows'
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    Or : 'When did Uncle Phil off the Fresh Prince shave his beard off and get a tattoo on his face?'
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    So what is it?
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    Lomano Lua Lua - Knob Luc Luc. Also, don't ever ask your mate via predictive text 'Do you want to get food in the crown?' A bird maybe, but never your mate.
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    Try Lomana Lua Lua - that's my favourite..
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    Fads

    Stott replied to RedinSweden's topic in GF - General Forum

    HANG ON!! This thread isn't about the old Wallpaper shop on County Road??? :( *storms out in a huff*
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    Most annoying? Garth Crooks every time, the fried-egg eyed hom.
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    Carra

    Stott replied to Brownie's topic in FF - Football Forum

    Top lip reading. I saw this too. You could just about make out the phrase 'manc twats' from the side view on TV.
  18. Stott
    One of the best football books I've read. The chapter right at the start of the book describing his injury is superbly written. However, my favourite Cloughie related moment was on Fantasy Football when they parodied the England - Poland World Cup Qualifier. Clough - 'That keepers a clown!' Brian Moore - 'And you know the definition of a clown, Brian? It's a man with a very red nose who goes around hitting people'
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    Send that into the Viz. Might get published in 'Up the Arse Corner' And you might win a £5er!
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    1 Kuyt 2 Mascherano 3 Aurelio
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    My dog has no dictionary. 'How does it spell?' *legs it*
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    1 Dawn French 2 Hoo 3 Brian May 4 False, it was Sidney Poitier 5 Boo-Bees :drool:
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    Dame Edna and Lily Savage are pretty funny.
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    She looked like a 'Penny for the Guy'.....Guy. As if someone had scrunched up a load of newspapers and shoved them up her kecks. All she needed was a burst Wembley trophy footy for her head.:no
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