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I preferred D:Ream, singing 'Things can only get Cheddar'

To the tune of Button Moon # He's Yo-ssi Ben-a-youn # He's Yo-ssi Ben-a-youn # Ben-a-youuuun # Ben-a-youuuun *Apologies to youngsters unaware of old kids programme 'Button Moon'

The Thin Blue Lin Corries Lin Perry gets found dead in a cold bath after not eating for a fortnight

Bi Tom Hanks gets confused inside a 12 year old boys body

Peter Andre: Tender Rape

Is this Barris on Rice Lane? I went in once and all they had was ONE can of orange!!! It was the Last Tango in Barris. :(

Teddy Sheringham: He'd Shag Dirty Men

The Wrestler. 9/10. I'd definitely recommend it. Some very funny scenes when he's working in the American version of Farmfoods on the Deli counter. Sweet Child O'Mine was The Ram's walk on music too which turned it from an 8 1/2 to a 9.

'Teeth like a tray of roast potatoes' Also, on farting in bed - 'Wind in the Pillows'

Or : 'When did Uncle Phil off the Fresh Prince shave his beard off and get a tattoo on his face?'

So what is it?

Lomano Lua Lua - Knob Luc Luc. Also, don't ever ask your mate via predictive text 'Do you want to get food in the crown?' A bird maybe, but never your mate.

Try Lomana Lua Lua - that's my favourite..

HANG ON!! This thread isn't about the old Wallpaper shop on County Road??? :( *storms out in a huff*