Liverpool's number 9 !!!!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Just won the shirt Torres wore in the Marseille game this season the away leg, signed best wishes Fernando Torres. Bought a couple of raffle tickets and what do you know I finally won something, had the choice between that and Gerrard's but what choice is that really, get in !! I'll be charging a pound for a sniff and two for a wear of it, I'll pm my address to all interested.

[Paul Don]

Get your missus to wear it in bed. Then you can shag Fernando Torres without resorting to homosexuality! No offence to any quegs out there.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Get your missus to wear it in bed. Then you can shag Fernando Torres without resorting to homosexuality! No offence to any quegs out there.

 

My only slight disappointment was that it had been washed pah.

[Woo]

I'll swap you it for a Liverpool shirt worn by me? I'm not signing it though, that costs extra.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'll swap you it for a Liverpool shirt worn by me? I'm not signing it though, that costs extra.

 

Er i'll have to think about that Al, give me time to mull it over.

[Guest davelfc]

Well done, it's nice to have a players shirt.

 

I have Riise's shirt that he wore in the Super Cup Final 2005. He handed it to my daughter on the lap of honour and we got him to sign it at Melwood afterwards.

[Unrighteous]

Nice on Al.

 

I agree with getting the bird to wear it for a shag, etc.

[Carradona]

I bet that Leeson character regrets putting you on the douche list now, eh?!

[JohnnyH]

Well done, it's nice to have a players shirt.

 

I have Riise's shirt that he wore in the Super Cup Final 2005. He handed it to my daughter on the lap of honour and we got him to sign it at Melwood afterwards.

 

Ah, I'm sorry.