It's Thursday and it's Amanda Harrington's column in the Echo...

[Unrighteous]

The funniest part is that her shelf-life is coming to an end because as soon as the tits start to droop its all about surgery(ala Jordan) for these girls or they just disappear.

 

Any bets on what she gets 'done/redone' first?

[Harry Squatter]

There's a funny comment on that youtube vid page "She's an evil cunt, she went out with that evil cunt barton"

[Unrighteous]

Ew... I didn't know that. Barton is scum.

[Harry Squatter]

This week I'm loving: My boyfriend Joey, he spends tons of cash on me and I get photographed loads like more than that Katie Downes an that like

 

This week I'm hating: Scally scumbags, people who beat young lads up in town, racist family members.

[Thants]

This week I'm loving: My boyfriend Joey, he spends tons of cash on me and I get photographed loads like more than that Katie Downes an that like.

 

And he likes . . . .

 

Have I gone too far? Apologies if so

 

EDITED cos I think I did go too far

Edited October 11, 2008 by Thants

[Harry Squatter]

And he likes axe wounds.

 

Have I gone too far? Apologies if so

 

Yes

[Thants]

Ah bugger now youve quoted me. Edit it, man.

 

Or Admin do your stuff please.

Edited October 11, 2008 by Thants

[Thants]

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[23_Carra_Gold]

...hahahaha.

 

I'd rep you but you edited it like a little girl.

[Unrighteous]

...hahahaha.

 

I'd rep you but you edited it like a little girl.

 

Agreed. Stop being a tart, Thants!!!

[Thants]

I like being a tart.

[Newport]

This week I'm loving: My boyfriend Joey, he spends tons of cash on me and I get photographed loads like more than that Katie Downes an that like

 

This week I'm hating: Scally scumbags, people who beat young lads up in town, racist family members.

 

Haha, that is fucking class.

[She Knows It]

I love Thants even more when he's being naughty.

[discuit]

THIS week I’ve been having meetings with a new agent we’ve just signed up with to promote our DJ act, which we’ve been touring round various clubs for the past six months.

 

We thought it was time to concentrate on filling the diary up and making it really official because we’ve been getting lots and lots of interest across the UK and Europe.

 

We started off practising in a friend’s basement, so we have decided to call ourselves The Basement Chxx.

 

I have been booked to DJ at the EMA MTV after-party at Kingdom, where there’s a whole host of celebs already confirmed on the guest list, so I’m really looking forward to that.

 

I’m also DJing and judging at the Miss Merseyside competition at the Olympia a week on Sunday. The judges include Liverpool DJ Anton Powers, Big Brother’s Mikey Dalton, Nicole Francis and another model friend of mine, Rhian, who was on the Glamour Girls TV series with me.

 

And, if that’s not enough, I’ll be DJing in H bar on Saturday night too.

 

We’re just in the middle of getting a website together which will have all the future DJing dates in Liverpool and across the country, so look out for that.

 

On Saturday night, I went out to Kingdom, H Bar and Mosquito but I had to leave quite early because my feet were in agony in new shoes. So I went home and had a bit of a house-warming party instead to celebrate the fact that I’m finally all settled in and unpacked.

 

I took delivery of my new car at the weekend and I’m really happy with it. It’s a new Mercedes, so I’ve got to say thank you to everyone at the Mercedes Benz dealership in Liverpool who were fantastic, especially Martin who sorted everything out for me.

 

This week I’m loving:

 

Dave Whelan’s spray-ons! He looked as if he’d sprayed his pants on on Saturday night.

 

James Morrison’s new album Songs for You, Truths for Me.

 

Yo! Sushi in Liverpool One, I’ve been there twice this week already.

 

Clutch bags and shoe boots.

 

This week I’m hating:

 

Parking attendants, I’m looking out for them!

 

Rude doormen.

 

Deary me, Djing?

[Section_31]

Bring on the impending financial collapse and military coup d'etat, I just can't take this Harry Enfield-esque parody of celebrity obsession anymore, at least not without the help of strong pharmaceuticals.

[john23liverpool]

who the fuck pays this brainless bitch to spout her celebrity fame obsessed fucking drivel every week?

 

I feel stupider than i did before i read that column. It has actually lowered my IQ. Clutch bags indeed.

[Anubis]

This week I’m hating:

 

Parking attendants, I’m looking out for them!

 

Rude doormen.

 

Look Luv, you may well be Amanda Harrington but you're not on the guest list, and I've no fucking idea who you are, so get to the back of the queue.

[john23liverpool]

Look Luv, you may well be Amanda Harrington but you're not on the guest list, and I've no fucking idea who you are, so get to the back of the queue.

 

Show me your lop sided tits and i'll let you in. Otherwise get to fuck.

[Anubis]

Of course, if she gets herself a boyfriend who's had a stroke he'll think her tits are straight. Result for Amanda!

[john23liverpool]

this week i'm loving - men with one eye bigger than the other. They think my tits are straight.

 

this week i'm hating - people with a brain who think im a dimwitted, orange, gangster's moll.

[philyhamann]

Reading that article is like being abducted by aliens, I can't remember the time reading it but I can vaguely recall something terrible happening to me during that period.

[Fugitive]

DJing, Dave Whelan's spray on fucking pants, This new fucking Merc we've heard about for the past year, Sniff sniff party at your new house, clutch bags and shoe fucking boots and hating traffic wardens so you can just throw in that you've got a new Merc... AGAIN!!!!!

 

Fuck off to your hole of a house, curl up on the floor and hold your breath for 15 minutes and this week we'll all be loving the fact that you have fucked off for good.

 

HIYA!!!!

[Hooch]

Fucking hell I want my 23 seconds back.

[Guest TK-421]

I love Thants even more when he's being naughty.

 

Get off he's my bird.

[Redder Lurtz]

What a silly bunt.