What do you call a bread roll round your way?

[She Knows It]

Baps. I would have said a stottie was much bigger than what the question asks. Well they are roond here.

 

If anyone was going to choose "Baps", it was going to be you (or Hamstrung).

[captainharris]

If anyone was going to choose "Baps", it was going to be you (or Hamstrung).

 

It'll be interesting to see Alansex's take on things.

[Captain]

Rundstykke.

[Edward.]

If anyone was going to choose "Baps", it was going to be you (or Hamstrung).

 

I'll take that as a compliment.

[Monkeywool]

A bap

 

A chip bap

A burger in a bap

A bacon and egg bap

A turkey salad bap

 

A bap - see.

[madstock]

A "various"

A chip butty

A burger in a bun

A bacon and egg roll (with no egg)

A turkey salad cob

 

A "various" - see.

 

I rest my case.

[She Knows It]

I rest my case.

 

You change the name according to the filling? You mad, mad man.

 

A chip butty is on bread.

Only advertisers use the word "bun".

Roll is correct in this instance.

A "cob" is a big phlegmy yock.

[hamstrung]

I am the sole teacaker. Must be a Yorkshire thing.

[rb14]

Oh just nail your colours to the baked foodstuff mast. Why does it need multiple names. I'm talking about a common or garden round, soft bread roll. None of your fancy nudgers or batons. Just pick a name.

 

Fuckstick. I forgot "Bap".

Igzakly

[Karl_b]

.Breadcake.

[melons]

A bap

 

A chip bap

A burger in a bap

A bacon and egg bap

A turkey salad bap

 

A bap - see.

 

 

what he said, unless its one of those huge things, the ones almost the size od a plate, they are bin lids.

[captainharris]

what he said, unless its one of those huge things, the ones almost the size od a plate, they are bin lids.

 

Correct.

[pepeinthesticks]

Baps all the way, where'd you get 'batch' from??

[Stouffer]

Bap.

[Anny Road]

softie

[She Knows It]

Baps all the way, where'd you get 'batch' from??

 

*shrug* Must be a Wirral thing.

[Remmie]

A roll. What with it being a roll, described as a roll and having a roll like nature. Fucking Northerners.

 

Breadcake?

 

*Shakes head*

[Cath]

It's Bred-Cay'k actually. But in these parts "oil" is a pit in the ground.

[Caramac]

Cobs...soft cobs, crusty cobs or whatever............their all cobs.

[ATXRED]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I thought I did, but realized rather quickly that I didn't.

[RedKnight]

They call them 'cobs' round here but, where I'm from, that means strop.

[Jorge Borge]

I'm a bap man but would definitely echo Madstock's sentiments that there's a versatility to their nomenclature dependent on filling.

 

chips = butty

bacon = roll

burger = burger

cock = tit wank

[RoboRiise]

I call a bread roll a bread roll, what the hell else would I call it?

 

A bread roll, yesterday.

 

 

 

As for what I think you were driving at here, the circular bread product commonly used to make butties is a muffin, ffs. Note: Anyone considering a reply that includes the words "chocolate chips" or "blueberry" can fuck right off, right now; as David Bowie said, this is not America.

 

 

A barm cake and a bap are interchangeable terms for a substandard (or imitation) muffin which is comprised largely of air and an entirely innapropriate vehicle for a tasty filling. Some bakeries reportedly hire flatulent old men (often paid below minimum wage) to inflate their barm cakes, using a grotesque series of valves and tubing.

 

Additionally "barm cake" is fairly fond term meaning "idiot", such as a grandmother may use to describe a local man who was kicked in the head by a horse whilst still a child.

 

I really wouldn't try ordering a couple of tuna baps round here, I may get lucky or arrested depending on the shop.

[Thants]

Round my what??

[bigredruss]

it's a bread roll, in other parts of the country they're all made and lok slightly different from area to area. just like you buy from tesco all over the midlands