the Southport Jewish Aged Home

[Count Morfeo]

Those folks have really missed a trick. They should have called it the 'Take My Mother-in-law; Please Retirment Home' instead.

Now that is a home the Count would cart his folks off to, even though they aren't of Jewish origins. Jackie Mason, now that's where it's at. Perry Mason; pah. The Count is more of a Columbo fan. That scruffy bastard, he knows the score.

They could provide walking stickles at the door.

 

The Count once considered converting to Judaism, but could you imagine the difficulties in his profession - although draining the peasant meat to make them kosher..... Shalom.

Maybe the Count could be an unorthodox Jew. Like Einstein. That cat really thought outside the box.

On the subject of Cats, an idea for a comic strip: The Black Cats, starring Carlos Edwards and Kieran Richardson. Gotta love Blaxpoitation soundtracks.

An idea for an album: Wah, Wah moods, like pan pipe moods only funkier.

If the Count was a person of colour, the first thing he would do is grow an afro, but afros on Honkey folks are just plain wrong. Look at Clapton; he was a white fool. Hendrix, now that was a black cat. Like the dude in Live and Let Die, the greatest of all Bond films.