Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Harry's Lad]

7 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Neg revoked, I was quick to anger and I apologise.

 

Sorry.

 

The other cunt though...

 

Edit: Gone back the prick from RHCP?

 

Nah, neg reinstated. 
 

Not sorry.

Haha,

Bruce, you're a cunt.

I wouldn't have expected anything else!

[Bjornebye]

Surely she is the pinnacle

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Yeah, youse two are dickheads.

 

Raworth, amnesty?

 

Not a fucking chance.

 

You’d be lucky to sniff a gym sock you assumed was her’s based on nothing but a vague rumour she once visited somewhere and wank yourselves in to comas off the back of it.

 

*shakes head*

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

15 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Neg revoked, I was quick to anger and I apologise.

 

Sorry.

 

The other cunt though...

 

Edit: Gone back, the prick from RHCP?

 

Nah, neg reinstated. 
 

Not sorry.

I've been thinking long and hard, rep revoked.

I'm a cunt too!.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Haha,

Bruce, you're a cunt.

I wouldn't have expected anything else!

 

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

I've been thinking long and hard, rep revoked.

I'm a cunt too.

Now now he will be watching re-runs on Last of the Summer Wine bopping it to Nora Batty. 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

 

Rick isn't amnesty 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Rick isn't amnesty 

I would.

[Jack the Sipper]

Munira Murza. Yeah, she's a dirty Tory, but that works both ways.

 

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Munira Murza. Yeah, she's a dirty Tory, but that works both ways.

 

Is she a double amputee?

[Mudface]

I sniggered at this-

 

 

 

[Jack the Sipper]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Is she a double amputee?

 

She's posing like that to hide the blood on her hands.

[Harry's Lad]

9 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

She's posing like that to hide the blood on her hands.

But has she assumed the position over Alex's desk yet?

 

[alles ist gut]

55 minutes ago, Elite said:

Is she a double amputee?

Yes, both those legs are wooden

[redheart]

2 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Munira Murza. Yeah, she's a dirty Tory, but that works both ways.

 

 

Her cuntish politics are amnesty material but not her physically

 

 

[Jack the Sipper]

2 hours ago, redheart said:

 

Her cuntish politics are amnesty material but not her physically

 

 

It's her politics that bring her into amnesty territory.

[Bjornebye]

Yeah even aesthetically pleasant looking women who are tory deserve their place in here because its at least a 4 johnnys, a doctor on hand and a reaper job and even then you should throw yourself into a pool of crocodiles....  but 'urges' 

 

I bet she's got shit toes anyway the fucking draw. 

[Mudface]

43 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I bet she's got shit toes anyway the fucking draw. 

Hooves.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 28/05/2021 at 12:03, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Sophie Raworth Bbc News.

"Reports are coming in of a massive eggy boff being let off in London.  Sophie Raworth is at the scene."

[Bjornebye]

57 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

"Reports are coming in of a massive eggy boff being let off in London.  Sophie Raworth is at the scene."

"The dogs are crying ... oh hang on... wait... oh one of the dogs has oh hang on get it off!!!! its up her arse" 

[Stouffer]

That's not an amnesty; this is an amnesty. 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The "bubbly" Geordie on Dragon's Den. And Manpreet in Emmerdale. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The "bubbly" Geordie on Dragon's Den. And Manpreet in Emmerdale. 

 

 

Manpreet isn’t amnesty, you madman.

[Stickman]

Used to think Steph McGovern off Steh’s Big Lunch and BBC Breakfast would be a bundle of fun

 

 

 

But gone off her big time as seems to have morphed into Shane Warne 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

It's fucking demeaning this thread! ...most of these women are out of my league.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

36 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Used to think Steph McGovern off Steh’s Big Lunch and BBC Breakfast would be a bundle of fun

 

 

 

But gone off her big time as seems to have morphed into Shane Warne 

 

 

Why the long face. Least you’d know where your spanners are.