Another plane crash

[Anubis]

Flying is murder, absolutely hate it.

 

Having said that, you're statistically more likely to get killed by a donkey than in a plane crash according to a donkey I was speaking to last week.

 

 

*typed from my hospital bed in intensive care*

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[bouncebrigade]

Its not in the drink.

 

Well that's the main thing.

[Bogman]

"Explosive decompression" is always a bad one too for some reason.

 

 

Happens to me every morning.

[Bjornebye]

I hope the mountain is ok. Imagine getting twatted with a plane.

[JohnnyH]

I took my pet bee, Kevin, on a Ryanair flight to Dublin, the cunts charged me £100 for his ticket.

 

He took his guitar as well so that was another £80.

 

Sounds like you got stung mate.

[Guest davelfc]

They say the wreckage is in the Alps, Inmarsat say it's anywhere along the west coast of Africa. 

[stringvest]

They say the wreckage is in the Alps, Inmarsat say it's anywhere along the west coast of Africa. 

 

I'm waiting for the definitive confirmation from Adam.  

[Bjornebye]

Aids shit and sandwiches.

[Stickman]

If Planes didn't crash and were 100% safe there would be no Airplane, (not so much 2) Alive , Flight , Cast Away , Die Hard 2 , the first Final Destination , and my favourite The Edge etc etc .....so think of all that we would have missed out on .

[Dan Vito Corleone]

 

Looks like a bad one. Tragic.

[Chairman Meow]

 

Looks like a bad one. Tragic.

 

Fairly difficult for a plane dropping out of the sky and ploughing into the ground to be anything other than bad surely?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I mean in terms of recovery of bodies etc.

[Fugitive]

Red Phoenix is currently compiling a dossier of suspects.

[Spy Bee]

 

Looks like a bad one. Tragic.

What are we supposed to be looking at here?

[Bobby Hundreds]

That's a close up of some steak.

[Nunavut Patrick]

What are we supposed to be looking at here?

Inspiration for Toberlone.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Is that an arm?

 

No, its just some indistinguishable pixels. Like the rest of the photo.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Red Phoenix is currently compiling a dossier of suspects.

If the CIA aren't in on it. I'd be shocked. Probably a spy on the plane they wanted killed. Either that or there were no bodies to be recovered because they were kidnapped by SEAL Team 6.

[magicrat]

"Explosive decompression" is always a bad one too for some reason.

"Lost Contact" doesn't usually bode well either.

 

Gemanwings . German budget airline hmmm . Should have been Von-ryanair.

[ZonkoVille77]

Planes are cunts. 

[Spy Bee]

Sounds strange. They made a pretty controlled eight minute decent into the side of a mountain!

 

http://mashable.com/2015/03/24/germanwings-mysterious-descent/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=dlvr.it

[Monster Masch]

I was on a flight from Boston to Dublin and 3 of the 4 engines failed; we turned around and went back to Boston after two hours in the air.

 

Shit craic, so it was. 

[Mook]

If the CIA aren't in on it. I'd be shocked. Probably a spy on the plane they wanted killed. Either that or there were no bodies to be recovered because they were kidnapped by SEAL Team 6.

 

[Trumo]

I was on a flight from Boston to Dublin and 3 of the 4 engines failed; we turned around and went back to Boston after two hours in the air.

 

Shit craic, so it was. 

 

Is the punchline that you were just outside Dublin before they turned around?

[Total Longo]

What are we supposed to be looking at here?

 

Mountains, clouds and stuff.