The world of a woman (World Cup Special)

[Trumo]

A woman at work was talking about being fed up of the World Cup because her husband is watching all the games at home. Presumably that means he's not letting her watch what she wants, or not taking her out for a meal, or to the cinema etc. I told her she's got a fortnight of it to put up with, but for the most part it won't be every day from now on. I told her that the World Cup is every 4 years and just happened to mention that the next 2 editions will be in Russia and (still quite likely) Qatar.

 

She asked me where Qatar is, to which I replied that it's in the Middle East. She then thought that I was taking the piss out of her because Qatar can't be in the Middle East because Iraq is in the Middle East. I took a leaf out of Paulie's book and basically agreed. She was well pleased with that one. I bet she went round telling her colleagues how much better at geography she is than me.

 

I don't care though because her husband will still be hogging the TV for the next fortnight and she'll still be a daft woman.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You got a problem with me? This thread is to avoid football on the GF.

 

If you have problem with me then PM me and let's get it sorted. 

What?

 

Nothing personal, lad, no need for all this Otterspool shit.  Just saying that the premise of this thread sort of passes me by, because any women I talk football with know what they're talking about (more so than many men).  No need for a blobstrop.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

How I met my missus during 2002, England v Argentina

You met her shagging PestiRed?

[moof]

What?

 

Nothing personal, lad, no need for all this Otterspool shit. Just saying that the premise of this thread sort of passes me by, because any women I talk football with know what they're talking about (more so than many men). No need for a blobstrop.

You're always defending women's honour. What good are they if we can't take the piss out of them?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They can cook.

[VladimirIlyich]

They can cook.

All the best cooks are men.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You're always defending women's honour. What good are they if we can't take the piss out of them?

You know why that is...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

[Redder Lurtz]

Mrs Lurtz has been backing France; I've backed Germany. She's coming to mine this Friday to watch the game and is bringing snacks. I suggested French snacks - baguettes, cheeses, paté and wine - as German snacks are shit but I've told her I'm still backing Germany.

 

Her: "Oooh, that's ok, I'll bring some Edam. And I've got some clogs!"

Me: ".....    "

[Barzini]

My missus just asked me if there's someone called Tia Maria playing for Argentina