People feeding my cat without my permission,

[General Dryness]

Charlie weighs in about 8.5 kgs (19 pounds-ish).

[lifetime fan]

Mouse was 8kg last time she was weighed.

[General Dryness]

Thing with Charleston Farleston is that he's more just big than fat. Theres muscle under the lard.

[General Dryness]

[dennis tooth]

Wheres the other one? The fat one?

[Clem H Fandango]

how about a muzzle? good excuse for me to post this pic.

 

[Rotpeter]

Let the neighbors know he can only eat coffee berries. Forage litter tray. Sell Kopi Kucing for $500/lb.

[Spy Bee]

Get a cat with a less shit stomach!

[sir roger]

I am surprised you have a cat, PP.

 

She must cramp your love-life killing any local small rodents ?

[s(k)aturation]

Gas them like badgers.

The neighbours I mean.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Put a tag on it's collar saying '' please don't feed ''' Print a piccy of said Pussy and post it with the aforementioned phrase.

 

Still no joy ? Shit in all their letter boxes.

[Bjornebye]

how did this go? do the neighbours have a shitty drive? 

[Hades]

Had this problem once. Solved it by buying a few extra boxes of the stuff I normally feed her and handing it out to the neighbours. People usually understand but it's not a good idea to make them feel guilty. 

[Teflon Don]

At least no-one's been giving your dog a bone....

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029

 

Dog sex video man Wayne Bryson spared jail term

 

A man whose ex-girlfriend found a video showing him having sex with her dog has escaped a custodial sentence.

 

Wayne Bryson, 19, of Harvey's Lane, Louth, admitted performing an act of sexual penetration with a Staffordshire bull terrier in January, contrary to the Sexual Offences Act.

 

Bryson was handed a four-month sentence suspended for two years at Skegness Magistrates' Court.

 

He was also placed on the sex offenders register for seven years.

[General Dryness]

People called Wayne are generally wrong'uns, in my experience.

[VladimirIlyich]

The judge spared the defendant from a jail sentence due to the prison being short staffed.

[General Dryness]

The judge spared the defendant from a jail sentence due to the prison being short staffed.

 

Thats a load of bull. He was just in terrier of being locked up.

[VladimirIlyich]

Thats a load of bull. He was just in terrier of being locked up.

Paw,paw man is going to lead a shameful life. Will always be somebody's bitch.

[Elmyn Noos]

If you live near any arseholes probably not a good idea as i would not put it past some people to feed it milk to make it sick,especially if your cat shits in there garden

This would be me. I hate your cat. If you want it to live, keep the little fucking parasite in your house.

[stringvest]

What would Mrs Slocombe say?

[VladimirIlyich]

What would Mrs Slocombe say?

She'd be stroking her Pussy. I'd prefer Miss Brahms.

[Bjornebye]

Any updates Pony? 

[Tom R]

Don't blame people for your cat being a cunt. All cats are cunts

[Trumo]

If the milk's turned sour, he IS the kind of pussy to drink it. D'ya know what I mean?

[Elite]

At least no-one's been giving your dog a bone....

Was he feeding Ponys cat as well?